A fairly naive question concerning a chick's time of the month and sexual behavior:

Originally posted by Graveflower:
Everytime I read things like this, I become determined, for at least a few days, that I just plain DON'T WANT to have sex or even date.

i know exactly how you feel.

its like when watching porn and the camera just gets a little *too* close

Originally posted by meow:
i know exactly how you feel.

its like when watching porn and the camera just gets a little *too* close

yep. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Originally posted by Graveflower:
Ok, I'm becoming celibate.

you mean someone would want to actually have sex with you? can you even see your penis?

Originally posted by NegaBenji:
I think he's worried about getting the infection himself, not the girl

Oh.

Well, my bf never got infected either.

there are actually a few dangers of anal...

urethra infection (for the guy, duh)
tearing of the insides of your bowls (oh yes, it's true)
and stretching of the anus, YES it DOES stretch (read about the stuff before you say things, eh? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif) and stay stretched if you have anal alot, it can fuck up your abaility to have /normal/ bowl movmemts, and abaility to .. well, be able to control yourself from shitting your pants.

but that stuff is more dangers for people who have ALOT of anal and do the big scary shit, nd all that..

but yes, there are dangers.

Originally posted by Ammy:
and abaility to .. well, be able to control yourself from shitting your pants.

I have enough of a problem with that already!



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wow. this is actually very interesting. it just seems like an awful lot of preparation just to get laid. i dunno if it sounds worth it...why do all that work just to feel like you're constipated?

Originally posted by undivinemartyr:
THE VAGINA STRETCHES OUT AND STAYS STRETCHED. THE ANUS DOESN'T.

Umm i've found that my vagina goes back to way too small after about a week of no sex.

just as much work as cleaning your twat...

Originally posted by Ammy:
stretching of the anus, YES it DOES stretch (read about the stuff before you say things, eh?)

Yeah, I agree that it does. Unfortunately, mine doesn't stay stretched... I think I would rather have it semi loose. My ass is too tight anyway. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Originally posted by Random Female:
Umm i've found that my vagina goes back to way too small after about a week of no sex.

I guess you probably have a smaller vagina than I do. I'm not sure if that's good or not... I just know mine could stand to be a LITTLE tighter. :\

Plus, I have sex everyday, or almost everyday... at least once every other day.

Originally posted by Ammy:
and abaility to .. well, be able to control yourself from shitting your pants.

ok, I think I'll be giving anal a miss then

Originally posted by strange_one:
ok, I think I'll be giving anal a miss then

That's never been a problem with me. *Shrug*.

Originally posted by strange_one:
ok, I think I'll be giving anal a miss then

read the post, read the post.. that's after like, ALOT of anal.. i doubt any chick that isn't in porn is ever going to have the problem.. gay guys however, maybe.

Originally posted by So very sad about me:
Coincidentally, while reading this thread, i got the urge to take a giant shit. So i'm going to go now.....

Me too, actually. Weird.

Originally posted by Ammy:
read the post, read the post.. that's after like, ALOT of anal.. i doubt any chick that isn't in porn is ever going to have the problem.. gay guys however, maybe.

I know, I did read the post, but I'd still be really worried about that even if I only had anal very rarely. just the thought of not being able to control your bowels in public.....its a bad thought

Originally posted by Undone:
[BUnfortunately, I just got my period. Obviously, I'm not going to expect him to do much orally. What are guys usually all right with? Is sticking to the clit appropriate, or still rather ugh when the girl has a tampon etc[/b]

since no one else answered the main question... i will. (not that i don't appreciate a good anal sex discussion)

the week of the period is...
BLOW JOB WEEK. PERIOD. (haha.. not so funny)
it's true, it's damn true..
but far be it from me to stand between your bf and anal sex, so if you're down with that, i'm sure that'll work too.
just remember, period week = blow job week.
and you should NOT expect him to go down.. some guys will... and they should be well rewarded... but not many.

that is all.

resume the anal sex discussion.

j o e



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::stumbles in drunkenly::
Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...
I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled....
And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away....
::exits drunkenly::

Originally posted by The Maverick:
since no one else answered the main question... i will. (not that i don't appreciate a good anal sex discussion)

the week of the period is...
BLOW JOB WEEK. PERIOD. (haha.. not so funny)
it's true, it's damn true..
but far be it from me to stand between your bf and anal sex, so if you're down with that, i'm sure that'll work too.
just remember, period week = blow job week.
and you should NOT expect him to go down.. some guys will... and they should be well rewarded... but not many.

that is all.

resume the anal sex discussion.

j o e

I answered the question, and even made some more creative suggestions, if you'll notice.

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Originally posted by Lie:
I answered the question, and even made some more creative suggestions, if you'll notice.

sorry... but after reading that whole thread... discussion on anal sex is really all one can be expected to remember

j o e

Originally posted by nevermind:
the ass-ugly bitch is actually gonna get some, now THATS funny.

Originally posted by Graveflower:
Ok, I'm becoming celibate.

Oh please like anyone wants to screw you anyway LMFAO @ U

Originally posted by Ammy:

it can hurt, but it feels really good, in a different way. i like it *thumbs up* (i'm a girl btw)


as for you undone.. uhm, most people usually take that time off for sex.. give him pleasure, make out, etc.. but nothing oral or anything.. unless you are both ok with it (yuk yuk yuk)

Whoa; I was completely NOT expecting anyone to go south with me doing my monthly hemorraging. It's gross enough for me to deal with.

I think Elisabeth has the best answer so far. heh but thanks.

Originally posted by undivinemartyr:
1) That font color hurts my eyes. : (

2) There are actually condoms made for anal sex. I suppose they must be tougher to break than normal ones. However, I've always had anal sex without a condom, sometimes it being an alternative to normal sex b/c of lack of contraceptives around. I have never gotten an infection.

3) Yes, you have to stick your finger up there to check if there is no stool around, or if there is to push it up farther... something longer than your finger is needed for that. Like a dildo. Or else use an enema. :\

4) Actually, vagina smell takes longer to get rid of than butt odor, strangely enough. Not all the time, but it's happened once or twice, mainly b/c it's a day before my period is going to come, or soon after it left.
Anyway before I have anal sex, I usually make sure I don't have to shit in the next five hours or so. I do that all the day before. Then I shove a dildo up for a bit... then I would go take a shower and insert my finger in, cleaning up any left over stuff in there, and clean my finger really well. I keep my nails really short, but for those of you who don't... use a toothpick. When I get out, I put rubbing alcohol on the finger. And then I go and have anal sex. USE ASTROGLIDE, IT'S THE BEST LUBRICATION.

And props to you for discussing the etiquette of anal sex and for answering the questions that most of us probably wouldn't have wanted to ask.

Originally posted by The Maverick:
since no one else answered the main question... i will. (not that i don't appreciate a good anal sex discussion)

the week of the period is...
BLOW JOB WEEK. PERIOD. (haha.. not so funny)
it's true, it's damn true..
but far be it from me to stand between your bf and anal sex, so if you're down with that, i'm sure that'll work too.
just remember, period week = blow job week.
and you should NOT expect him to go down.. some guys will... and they should be well rewarded... but not many.

that is all.

Blow job week it is. If we saw each other more frequently, this probably wouldn't be an issue. The whole anal stretching thing, even if that happens only after like...YEARS of continuous anal, freaked me out even more about it than I was already. Thanks guys http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

Originally posted by Undone:
I am not ready to copulate with the person that I am currently dating. Unfortunately, I just got my period. Obviously, I'm not going to expect him to do much orally. What are guys usually all right with? Is sticking to the clit appropriate, or still rather ugh when the girl has a tampon etc (yes I bathe very well, but you know how it is). I don't know if I'm comfortable with the idea of anal sex yet. I could always ask him, but you creative Netphorians may have ideas that he wouldn't have. Enlighten me to other options (no animals, sharp objects, or children, please). Thank you.

I have no problems doing cunnilingus on the clit when there's a tampon in. It's clean and, so long as you're not a retard, it's very good for the gal. I don't know why guys are so anal about tampons.

Are any guys here disturbed by sex on the rag????

Originally posted by strange_one:
I know, I did read the post, but I'd still be really worried about that even if I only had anal very rarely. just the thought of not being able to control your bowels in public.....its a bad thought

I still haven't had a problem... *Shruggies*.

But here's something positive about a stretched anus: When those really big turds come out, they hurt your ass less or not at all.

Originally posted by Undone:
And props to you for discussing the etiquette of anal sex and for answering the questions that most of us probably wouldn't have wanted to ask.

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I know I can be 2OPEN4SUMPPL.

Originally posted by So very sad about me:
Are any guys here disturbed by sex on the rag????

Um. My s/o isn't. We do it all the time. : )

Originally posted by kypper:
I have no problems doing cunnilingus on the clit when there's a tampon in. It's clean and, so long as you're not a retard, it's very good for the gal. I don't know why guys are so anal about tampons.

You are my new hero. It's not like the clit has anything to do with period yuckiness. And a hearty *LOL* to the "anal about tampons" thing. Actually I just thought that the guy could just use fingers instead of a tongue so he wouldnt' have to deal with tampon strings and everything--though that is pretty pansyish of him. Plus that would be too dry to be very pleasurable. Maybe a vibrator would help instead of fingers.

Originally posted by Graveflower:
Everytime I read things like this, I become determined, for at least a few days, that I just plain DON'T WANT to have sex or even date.

Don't be such a pussy.

Originally posted by kypper:
I have no problems doing cunnilingus on the clit when there's a tampon in. It's clean and, so long as you're not a retard, it's very good for the gal. I don't know why guys are so anal about tampons.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif <3

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Originally posted by So very sad about me:
Are any guys here disturbed by sex on the rag????

I'm a girl, and I'm disturbed by it. When it's that time, my entire tummy feels like a big tub of Jello.. And peesticks in Jello doesn't really do it for me.

And about the whole Week of Blowjobs thing... No. Who wants to get foofy with someone else when there's a no fly zone in your pants? Like, go watch TV or something.