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05-03-2012, 03:25 PM | #451 |
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I don't "smoke". I haven't had one in a month or two. I have a casual arrangement with tobacco.
Speaking of casual arrangements, I 69'd and anal'd for the first time within 10 minutes of each other sometime last week. |
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05-03-2012, 03:28 PM | #452 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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what did you think of anal?
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05-03-2012, 03:29 PM | #453 |
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I think she came
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05-03-2012, 03:32 PM | #454 |
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Well, I know that. I THINK it does NOT feel as good as real secks but that's fine by me if it tickles my lady
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05-03-2012, 03:35 PM | #455 |
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My ex liked anal....i always thought it was because she dated a black guy before me (racist?) I didn't much care for it; it was awkward and didn't feel good =/
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05-03-2012, 03:36 PM | #456 |
huh
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anal is "real secks"
for the record |
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05-03-2012, 03:37 PM | #457 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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maybe she didn't have a good booty. i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.
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05-03-2012, 03:41 PM | #458 |
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You know what I meant broski
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05-03-2012, 03:47 PM | #459 |
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05-03-2012, 03:56 PM | #460 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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don't you have that latin spice, tobes? aye! aye!
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05-03-2012, 03:58 PM | #461 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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am I supposed to be blessed with good sex abilities? Cause i'm not
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05-03-2012, 04:01 PM | #462 |
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I have not gone for it in that manner yet...! Don't see it happening
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05-03-2012, 04:03 PM | #463 |
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05-03-2012, 04:09 PM | #464 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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I must say my latest romp has been a boon to my confidence ladies
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05-03-2012, 04:10 PM | #465 |
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05-03-2012, 06:27 PM | #466 |
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is it wrong that i'm imagining a gomer pyle esque situation with bb's new lady friend barking out instructions like a seasoned professional and bb fumbling around and agreeing like a goober
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05-03-2012, 06:28 PM | #467 |
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her: "put it in my ass u pig"
him: (gulp) "SHORE!!!" |
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05-03-2012, 06:30 PM | #468 |
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hmmmmm
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05-04-2012, 04:21 AM | #469 | |
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Quote:
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05-04-2012, 12:42 PM | #470 |
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05-04-2012, 12:45 PM | #471 |
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05-04-2012, 12:58 PM | #472 |
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Lol @ the lucky charms marshmallow stealing. I used to lick all the icing off carrot cake and put it back in the fridge O.o
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05-04-2012, 06:24 PM | #473 |
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Holy fuck this thread is funny.
Is there a Godwin's Law equivalent for sex? |
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05-04-2012, 06:45 PM | #474 |
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When you say the anal ain't like realz secks. Do you mean for the top or the bottom or both?
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05-04-2012, 06:48 PM | #475 |
Shut the fuck up!
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Chicks don't offer up the pooper less theyz into it btw, which means its realz.
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05-04-2012, 09:12 PM | #476 |
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other times they are raped
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05-04-2012, 09:24 PM | #477 |
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05-04-2012, 09:32 PM | #478 |
Banned
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05-04-2012, 09:36 PM | #479 |
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wanting to sex things up is kind of intrinsic to human nature.
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05-05-2012, 05:31 AM | #480 |
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I think this is a good policy. High five. My ex tried once after begging for it because all the other guys had tried it with their gfs...wanted to earn his 'brown wings'. Ugh. He bought this lube with kiwifruit extract and it turned out I was allergic to it so after five minutes of us getting nowhere everything he had managed to get lube on began to really sting and it ended with him holding cold compresses against me. He was never going to get anywhere anyway, he needed XL condoms and was 6'6" ...and I was 19 with a virgin ass and very reluctant. I don't think it was never going to be good.
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