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Old 04-05-2014, 08:47 AM   #1
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and yanking out that giant booger that's been gestating in your proboscis overnight? sometimes they're a little dried up and crusty, so you kind of have to dislodge it, but when you pull that thing out, it's a magnificent feeling.

 
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Old 04-05-2014, 10:30 AM   #2
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Hmmmm no

Glad you have a little joy in the morning though!

 
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Old 04-05-2014, 11:07 AM   #3
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I woke up to the sound of a dog puking. Worst alarm clock

 
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Old 04-05-2014, 05:26 PM   #4
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god damn I thought this was an RBG thread

BRG gets me every time!

 
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Old 04-05-2014, 06:21 PM   #5
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and yanking out that giant booger that's been gestating in your proboscis overnight? sometimes they're a little dried up and crusty, so you kind of have to dislodge it, but when you pull that thing out, it's a magnificent feeling.
I do love that.

I know nobody cares, but this morning I awoke to the sound of a trashy neighbor running a chainsaw in his backyard to clear some brush, revving it needlessly like it's a fucking motorcycle before every time he cuts anything. In the mean time, his buddy turned on a woodchipper and threw a ton of shit into it.

So my morning was fucking bullshit.

 
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Old 04-05-2014, 06:22 PM   #6
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Best thing in the world. Love getting all the gunk outta my nose. Glad I'm not alone.

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 08:15 AM   #7
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i do this whenever i realise it's possible. it's not a morning routine. sometimes it's during the day, or before i go to bed. it's always good. it feels like you can breathe a lot more air.

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 08:33 AM   #8
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i do this whenever i realise it's possible. it's not a morning routine. sometimes it's during the day, or before i go to bed. it's always good. it feels like you can breathe a lot more air.

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 08:35 AM   #9
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Can I get some love for cleaning the gunk out of your eyes?

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 08:38 AM   #10
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that's not as rewarding, i find.

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 09:38 AM   #11
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mmm yes. those are better than nose boogers. crusty and deep are best.

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 10:33 AM   #12
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Love me some booger blasting...in the shower, every morning.

I tear through a box of tissues roughly once a month. All I DO is blast boogers, all damn DAY.

Sometimes you get those squishy stretchy ones that you can feel almost uncoiling out of your nostril......yeah.

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 01:25 PM   #13
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This one time I had a really bad cold and I had this giant booger lodged in my nasal passage, that wouldn't budge. After a lot of hoiking and snorting I finally got it out, by blocking one of my nostrils and giving a good blast of air into the bahroom sink. What shot out looked like a soggy green and yellow popcorn. It was so satisfying.

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 04:43 PM   #14
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i get congested in the morning and while eating, i think it's because i smoke

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 06:28 PM   #15
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Sometimes you get those squishy stretchy ones that you can feel almost uncoiling out of your nostril......yeah.
these are the best

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 06:28 PM   #16
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i pick my nose in public idgaf yeezus

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 09:23 PM   #17
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i used to get nosebleeds often, and after it happened one morning i went into the shower and felt a big booger in my nose, so i picked it. it was dry at the tip and pulled a goopy root out that went all the way up into my sinus. and it was all bloody. i just stared at it for a minute. it was crazy

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 09:37 PM   #18
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Jerked off like a madman after that I bet

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 09:39 PM   #19
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Waking up is my least favorite thing to do. When I wake up for work my bed and pillows are always the most comfortable they've ever been and it's just cruel.

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 11:05 PM   #20
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i never have any boogers when i wake up what are you guys talking about. must be some cracca tradition

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 11:19 PM   #21
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Can I get some love for cleaning the gunk out of your eyes?
sometimes i forget to do this, and showering doesn't really take care of it. and then someone points it out to me

it's usually gayne walker so no big deal but sometimes it's not and it's mortifying. i ain't got time to examine my eyes in the morning goddamn it.

 
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Old 04-10-2014, 11:20 PM   #22
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Waking up is my least favorite thing to do. When I wake up for work my bed and pillows are always the most comfortable they've ever been and it's just cruel.
you're the worst person but this is 1000% true and correct.

once i'm making coffee or in the shower i can generally roll with it but actually getting out of bed is so fucking hard.

ONE DAY TIL THE WEEKEND FUCK YEAH

 
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Old 04-11-2014, 06:09 PM   #23
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It's easy to get out of bed if the weather is humid. Bed's not so comfortable any more.

 
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Old 04-11-2014, 08:29 PM   #24
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i like waking up next to a dude

 
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Old 04-11-2014, 09:26 PM   #25
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I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you

 
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Old 04-12-2014, 12:08 AM   #26
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i like waking up next to a dude

 
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