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Old 03-23-2014, 09:15 PM   #811
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I gotta wonder about the practicality of going on a bike race wearing a costume. Also I guess about sweating in said costume. All other adults are wearing helmets, is this safe behavior?

My mom goes on these bike races every weekend, I think there are no furries there.

 
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:27 PM   #812
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does you're mom got tattoo

 
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:40 PM   #813
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haha no, but I wouldn't be surprised if she suddenly decided to get one.

My mom has kinda become "cool mom" or something.

 
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:44 PM   #814
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my mom got one like a year ago. it's so awesome that i dont even remember what it's of

 
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:46 PM   #815
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my mom got perma-eyeliner tattooed on her. i didn't notice until she told me

 
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:49 PM   #816
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my aunt has the perma-eyeliner thing too! she got it like some 10 years ago and hates it

I'm pretty sure my mom is only a few months away from a boob job, she has also offered to pay for any plastic surgery I desire. LOL MOM THANKS

edit: ok this makes my mom sound vapid, she is not. it's just the first time in her life she has allowed herself to be vain I think.

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Old 03-23-2014, 10:07 PM   #817
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My sister got some tattoos a few years ago, but I had no idea. Mum was actually quite upset about it and pretends that it never happened, and has actually pleaded with me to not get any tattoos. I'd like to get a tattoo or two some day but I've never had the money for it.

When I asked her why she's so clingy about us getting tattoos, she said "it's kind of like if your child comes out as gay"

Welp..

 
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Old 03-23-2014, 10:24 PM   #818
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get two men touching dicks on your back or face

 
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Old 03-23-2014, 10:25 PM   #819
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and be like BEHOLD THE SINFULNESS

 
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Old 03-23-2014, 10:42 PM   #820
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get two men touching dicks on your back or face
You mean as a tattoo?

 
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Old 03-23-2014, 10:49 PM   #821
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hahaha

 
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Old 03-24-2014, 08:53 AM   #822
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Gun Tattoo Brings Police to Maine Man's Home

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/b0d4...Gun-Tattoo.jpg

 
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Old 03-24-2014, 08:53 AM   #823
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Now, Imagine if that was a dick

 
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Old 03-24-2014, 08:56 AM   #824
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It still blows mind how many people like to get ugly tats.

 
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Old 03-24-2014, 08:57 AM   #825
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shallowed would like to get two ugly tattoos. but his mum is against it.

 
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:00 AM   #826
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Good for him. Otherwise he could end up with shit like Toby or sss. Listen to your mom.

 
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:02 AM   #827
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poor toby.

;(

 
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:31 AM   #828
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the only reason shallowed isn't getting any tattoos is lack of money. as soon as he's got some money, he'll get them. he has no idea what he wants, but that's considered a detail. he'll just flip through a book of unicorns and mom-hearts, and pick something that looks cool but also a bit funny.

 
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Old 03-24-2014, 10:35 AM   #829
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It still blows mind how many people like to get ugly tats.
most people with bad ink don't know it's bad

 
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Old 03-24-2014, 05:37 PM   #830
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the only reason shallowed isn't getting any tattoos is lack of money. as soon as he's got some money, he'll get them. he has no idea what he wants, but that's considered a detail. he'll just flip through a book of unicorns and mom-hearts, and pick something that looks cool but also a bit funny.
I'll get this

http://forums.netphoria.org/customav...atar7406_1.gif

Except it has to be animated somehow.

 
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Old 04-14-2014, 03:29 AM   #831
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animated, eh? which body parts could provide animation?
maybe get it tattooed on an eyelid?

 
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Old 04-14-2014, 04:18 AM   #832
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Man that nazi tat is rad as fuck

 
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Old 04-14-2014, 04:19 AM   #833
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I want one

 
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Old 04-14-2014, 08:45 AM   #834
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this is eulogy fuck

 
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Old 04-14-2014, 09:28 AM   #835
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margin

 
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Old 04-14-2014, 09:43 AM   #836
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lol true true

 
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