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04-05-2014, 08:47 AM | #1 |
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don't you love waking up
and yanking out that giant booger that's been gestating in your proboscis overnight? sometimes they're a little dried up and crusty, so you kind of have to dislodge it, but when you pull that thing out, it's a magnificent feeling.
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04-05-2014, 10:30 AM | #2 |
huh
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Hmmmm no
Glad you have a little joy in the morning though! |
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04-05-2014, 11:07 AM | #3 |
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I woke up to the sound of a dog puking. Worst alarm clock
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04-05-2014, 05:26 PM | #4 |
Shut the fuck up!
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god damn I thought this was an RBG thread
BRG gets me every time! |
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04-05-2014, 06:21 PM | #5 | |
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I know nobody cares, but this morning I awoke to the sound of a trashy neighbor running a chainsaw in his backyard to clear some brush, revving it needlessly like it's a fucking motorcycle before every time he cuts anything. In the mean time, his buddy turned on a woodchipper and threw a ton of shit into it. So my morning was fucking bullshit. |
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04-05-2014, 06:22 PM | #6 |
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Best thing in the world. Love getting all the gunk outta my nose. Glad I'm not alone.
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04-10-2014, 08:15 AM | #7 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i do this whenever i realise it's possible. it's not a morning routine. sometimes it's during the day, or before i go to bed. it's always good. it feels like you can breathe a lot more air.
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04-10-2014, 08:33 AM | #8 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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04-10-2014, 08:35 AM | #9 |
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Can I get some love for cleaning the gunk out of your eyes?
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04-10-2014, 08:38 AM | #10 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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that's not as rewarding, i find.
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04-10-2014, 09:38 AM | #11 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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mmm yes. those are better than nose boogers. crusty and deep are best.
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04-10-2014, 10:33 AM | #12 |
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Love me some booger blasting...in the shower, every morning.
I tear through a box of tissues roughly once a month. All I DO is blast boogers, all damn DAY. Sometimes you get those squishy stretchy ones that you can feel almost uncoiling out of your nostril......yeah. |
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04-10-2014, 01:25 PM | #13 |
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This one time I had a really bad cold and I had this giant booger lodged in my nasal passage, that wouldn't budge. After a lot of hoiking and snorting I finally got it out, by blocking one of my nostrils and giving a good blast of air into the bahroom sink. What shot out looked like a soggy green and yellow popcorn. It was so satisfying.
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04-10-2014, 04:43 PM | #14 |
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i get congested in the morning and while eating, i think it's because i smoke
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04-10-2014, 06:28 PM | #15 |
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04-10-2014, 06:28 PM | #16 |
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i pick my nose in public idgaf yeezus
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04-10-2014, 09:23 PM | #17 |
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i used to get nosebleeds often, and after it happened one morning i went into the shower and felt a big booger in my nose, so i picked it. it was dry at the tip and pulled a goopy root out that went all the way up into my sinus. and it was all bloody. i just stared at it for a minute. it was crazy
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04-10-2014, 09:37 PM | #18 |
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Jerked off like a madman after that I bet
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04-10-2014, 09:39 PM | #19 |
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Waking up is my least favorite thing to do. When I wake up for work my bed and pillows are always the most comfortable they've ever been and it's just cruel.
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04-10-2014, 11:05 PM | #20 |
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i never have any boogers when i wake up what are you guys talking about. must be some cracca tradition
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04-10-2014, 11:19 PM | #21 | |
huh
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it's usually gayne walker so no big deal but sometimes it's not and it's mortifying. i ain't got time to examine my eyes in the morning goddamn it. |
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04-10-2014, 11:20 PM | #22 | |
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once i'm making coffee or in the shower i can generally roll with it but actually getting out of bed is so fucking hard. ONE DAY TIL THE WEEKEND FUCK YEAH |
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04-11-2014, 06:09 PM | #23 |
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It's easy to get out of bed if the weather is humid. Bed's not so comfortable any more.
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04-11-2014, 08:29 PM | #24 |
Socialphobic
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i like waking up next to a dude
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04-11-2014, 09:26 PM | #25 |
Braindead
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I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
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04-12-2014, 12:08 AM | #26 |
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