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Old 10-08-2021, 06:19 PM   #31
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When someone gets banned, for, say, being a TERF, one can say she's been wished into the cornfield



It's a reference to a famous Twilight Zone episode (also remade for Twilight Zone: The Movie), which, I'm sure, is a honky show, even the one where Jordan Peele is the showrunner and host
1. thanks for the 411. I can attest it is a honky show and I can also correct you by letting you know I was only banned for calling them a blowhard, which they are, and always have been.

2. outer limits>twilight zone

3. and in keeping with the theme:

 
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Old 10-08-2021, 06:31 PM   #32
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You were banned? I'm sorry. You have a pure heart! Just like Boji:


 
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Old 10-08-2021, 06:32 PM   #33
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Old 10-08-2021, 06:46 PM   #34
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yeah i think it ended last year or in 2019, but i was super busy practicing self love

 
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Old 10-08-2021, 06:47 PM   #35
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Old 10-08-2021, 08:21 PM   #37
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Old 10-08-2021, 08:35 PM   #38
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I'm praying 4 u both ��

 
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Old 10-08-2021, 08:47 PM   #39
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I can also correct you by letting you know I was only banned for calling them a blowhard, which they are, and always have been.
You were banned for repeatedly misgendering me, like you did in your post above. But you know that

 
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Old 10-08-2021, 11:38 PM   #40
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since when have people been banned for calling others blowhards.

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Old 10-09-2021, 06:35 PM   #41
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You were banned for repeatedly misgendering me, like you did in your post above. But you know that
you're as dumb as you look

 
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Old 10-09-2021, 06:39 PM   #42
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Old 10-09-2021, 06:55 PM   #43
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I went rollerblading at a nearby lot with lots of pebbles and fell several times but also skated some while listening to tunes. then i saw my 15 year old neighbor boy walking up to a group of two teen girls and a young boy on the sidewalk. guess he knew one girl cause he was hugging on her and from the body language i could tell his bs was unwelcome. i turned off my headphones to hear them and watched from the corner of my eye. this little neighbor boy thinks he is some sort of gangster especially since he got shot in the neck, but i had started to take off my skates and was about to go confront him before he noticed me and stopped a bit.

the group of three walked up to me sitting on a curb, and said they wanted to talk to me to get away from him. we talked there for like 20 minutes. the little boy said this was his first time meeting neighbor boy and that he doesn't think it's 'play' to get hit (the neighbor boy pushed and hit him) and would rather not get hit and wanted to play pro-ball and retire at 50. i told him having a long-term plan is boss and told the girl no one should ever touch her like that and i wasn't sure, but it seemed she did not like it from her body language. i said my neighbor used to be a nice kid, but honestly thinks he is too cool for school. then they asked if i went to school with him, but he's 15 LOL

they said they were staying with their grandma in the neighborhood and i asked what street but offered my own street name before anything to not seem like a stalker creep adult. we said the same name and i offered to walk with them in that direction but they were heading to a gas station and i told them to be safe and practice SELF LOVE before they all shook my hand. every single one of them told me they have anger issues... :[

 
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Old 10-09-2021, 08:05 PM   #45
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all you do is tell your parents what you want to do next and whether they'll fund it

 
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Old 10-09-2021, 08:31 PM   #46
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i said my neighbor used to be a nice kid, but honestly thinks he is too cool for school. then they asked if i went to school with him
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Old 10-09-2021, 08:33 PM   #47
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that seems like a very good problem to have as a smashing pumpkins aged person

 
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Old 10-09-2021, 08:36 PM   #48
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i recently had a girl on a dating app, when i told her i was taking a break from work (she misunderstood how i was using the term mini retirement) said "Retired? You look about 42!" Thinking she was giving me a compliment (I was 32 at the time)

I later told another girl this story and she said "was she black" (she was, both of them were) and was like, its because you whites age terribly.

True. Gotta keep this shit tight or I'll be looking like an albino raisin in no time

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Old 10-09-2021, 08:42 PM   #49
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How many girls have you had bro?

 
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Old 10-09-2021, 08:45 PM   #50
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bro i have had zero girls im lonely

 
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Old 10-09-2021, 08:47 PM   #51
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when i told her i was taking a break from work (she misunderstood how i was using the term mini retirement)
Frankly, I'm in the same position and am absolutely disgusted and horrified with the idea of having to go back to work at any point in the future

 
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Old 10-09-2021, 08:58 PM   #52
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frankly, ur dad's in the same position

 
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Old 10-09-2021, 09:55 PM   #54
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Old 10-09-2021, 11:26 PM   #55
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so you're saying .... i'm a rock star??

 
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Old 10-10-2021, 07:39 PM   #56
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No, but you are an all star!


 
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Old 10-10-2021, 07:40 PM   #57
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at least that is what your dad said

 
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I went rollerblading at a nearby lot with lots of pebbles and fell several times but also skated some while listening to tunes. then i saw my 15 year old neighbor boy walking up to a group of two teen girls and a young boy on the sidewalk. guess he knew one girl cause he was hugging on her and from the body language i could tell his bs was unwelcome. i turned off my headphones to hear them and watched from the corner of my eye. this little neighbor boy thinks he is some sort of gangster especially since he got shot in the neck, but i had started to take off my skates and was about to go confront him before he noticed me and stopped a bit.

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they said they were staying with their grandma in the neighborhood and i asked what street but offered my own street name before anything to not seem like a stalker creep adult. we said the same name and i offered to walk with them in that direction but they were heading to a gas station and i told them to be safe and practice SELF LOVE before they all shook my hand. every single one of them told me they have anger issues... :[
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I decided to cancel my Medellin trip cos lots of gringos are getting jacked in El Poblado and Laureles rn. I'm going to need a lot of self love to recover from the blow.


 
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I bought a bowl too ...



 
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