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Old 02-19-2021, 01:31 PM   #511
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hilarious, and well executed!

 
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Old 02-20-2021, 11:16 AM   #512
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been taking psyllium husk for a couple months or so. monster dumps on the reg. bowl looks like a pile of wet leaves. very satisfying 8/10 would recommend.

 
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Old 02-20-2021, 11:17 AM   #513
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Old 02-23-2021, 05:31 PM   #514
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Peeing out the butt rn

 
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Old 02-27-2021, 02:40 PM   #515
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the internet led me to believe my anal fissure would unfizzle on its own.

that has not happened.

still itchy and burney. hmm

 
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Old 02-27-2021, 05:51 PM   #516
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sounds more like a hemorrhoid

 
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Old 02-27-2021, 05:57 PM   #517
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i apologize if this has already been posted. Behold, the Lloyd Banks Turd:



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THIS PIECE OF FOSSILIZED VIKING poop is so well-preserved, one paleoscatologist called it as “precious as the crown jewels.” Archaeologists have dated the dung back to the ninth century, when what’s now York was ruled by Norse warrior-kings.

This coprolite (fossilized feces) was discovered in 1972 in York under what was to become a local bank. As such, it’s been named the Lloyds Bank coprolite, or more colloquially, the Lloyds Bank turd.

 
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Old 02-27-2021, 07:04 PM   #518
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sounds more like a hemorrhoid
that would explain my roid rage

 
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Old 02-28-2021, 02:16 PM   #519
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pure LOGOS

 
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Old 04-08-2021, 10:09 AM   #520
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My guys have been bright orange the last two mornings.

Orange you glad I came back to share this with you?

 
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Old 04-08-2021, 10:30 AM   #521
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Itís so nice to know that u think suddenly of us whenever youíve passed remarkable poodukens

 
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Old 04-08-2021, 11:15 AM   #522
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Have you seen What Lies Beneath?

 
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Old 04-08-2021, 05:39 PM   #523
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y'all ever heard the story of the poop knife on reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfRed...he_poop_knife/

yeah, i have a poop knife now

 
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Old 04-08-2021, 08:06 PM   #524
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Varg Vikernes (Burzum) was arguing with a dude on Twitter yesterday saying this dude wasn't smart enough to enjoy shitting in a bucket because you shouldn't ENJOY shitting.

 
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Old 04-08-2021, 08:47 PM   #525
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That explains a lot.

 
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Old 04-08-2021, 09:59 PM   #526
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i'm too lazy to post the exchange but I can assure you neither of them won

 
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Old 04-09-2021, 12:08 PM   #527
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Shitting is like one of the most enjoyable and rewarding things you can do. It's right next to giving negative rep to Took.

 
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Old 04-09-2021, 05:56 PM   #528
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I'm sorry for your loss

 
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Old 04-10-2021, 11:34 AM   #529
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Shitting is like one of the most enjoyable and rewarding things you can do.
such a sad life

 
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Old 05-05-2021, 12:18 PM   #530
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If you're American, install a bidet right now. At first it's very jarring to have cold water shot up and around your fartbox, but once you get used to it, it's the greatest thing in the world

 
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Old 05-05-2021, 01:44 PM   #531
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ok then I won't.

 
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Old 09-27-2021, 10:46 PM   #532
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT SO MANY FUCKING TIMES I SWEAR IT'S LIKE I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW THE FUCK AM I PRODUCING SO MUCH SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO CREATE SOMETHING FROM NOTHING HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN LEGAL

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


 
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