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05-06-2020, 01:14 PM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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A thread for insufferable wanking
Take it away, Took.
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05-06-2020, 01:23 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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aw flobes
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05-06-2020, 01:31 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Priyanka Chopra has revealed Nick Jonas prefers her wearing "natural" looks. The 37-year-old Bollywood star admitted her Jonas Brothers singer husband appreciates every glamorous look the actress goes for, but enjoys her natural beauty more. During Beautycon LA, Priyanka told PEOPLE: "He likes a bit of both. There are days when he likes a really natural thing. "He's an appreciator. He's someone who can appreciate both things." The 'Baywatch' beauty arrived at the Los Angeles event wearing a sheer black top, white blazer, and a matching pair of pants. To add some colour to her outfit, Priyanka opted for a bold pink eye shadow and lip colour. Over a month ago, Priyanka and her husband joined his brother Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner for their French wedding and last week the 'Isn't It Romantic' star showed off her outfit from the big day. Paying tribute to her Indian roots in a stunning pale pink saree from Calcutta designer Sabyasachi, the actress showed off her unique style as she paired the dress with a selection of unique rose gold and pale pink accessories, including a pair of teardrop shaped earrings and rose-tinted shades. The actress posted: "#SareeNotSorry Wearing the perfect drape for the perfect wedding... it's my go-to for every special occasion! "Thank you @sabyasachiofficial for flying down the six yards of love and big hug to @stylebyami for making it happen #AlwaysADesiGirl" Earlier in the week, Sophie and Priyanka were seen partying among the crowd at the American Airlines Arena in Miami on the opening night of the their husbands' 'Happiness Begins' world tour.
Tagged in : Priyanka Chopra, Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Sophie Turner, Kevin Jonas, Sabyasachi, Game of thrones, isnt it romantic, baywatch, jonas brothers, american airlines, beautycon, celebrity news |
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05-06-2020, 01:31 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Earlier in the week, Sophie and Priyanka were seen partying among the crowd at the American Airlines Arena in Miami on the opening night of the their husbands' 'Happiness Begins' world tour.
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05-06-2020, 02:03 PM
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Ownz
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my eggs are flittering
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05-06-2020, 06:16 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: andy dick NAKED
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Literally any thread at any time
But while we’re here imma just let this one out: I’LL TAKE A GATMOG DUMP ON YOUR DAD’S CHEST |
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05-06-2020, 06:22 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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05-06-2020, 06:22 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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05-06-2020, 07:45 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: andy dick NAKED
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my condolences
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05-06-2020, 08:30 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I took a dump
on your dad's chest then ate a lump and licked off the rest!  |
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05-06-2020, 08:50 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Your jokes are bad
God, you're sad My dear Took Please close the book So I can fuck your dad |
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05-06-2020, 09:09 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Though you are mean
Your dad's a dream So I'll anoint Your bleeding hole, your's dad long pole With cream! |
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05-06-2020, 09:54 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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I'd like to form an exploratory committee
Because your posts are so shitty We read them all day Yet you have nothing to say Please, post something witty |
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05-06-2020, 10:06 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: andy dick NAKED
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didn't you "tweedledees" get enough of this self-gratification in the chat thread???
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05-06-2020, 10:10 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Though you lie like a rug
I'd still give you a a hug If I didn't know That I'd blow My load in the tub. |
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05-06-2020, 10:10 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Mals or Joey, who's to say?
When it comes to your father Took is gay The smell in his diaper For Took, it's like a pied piper |
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05-06-2020, 10:10 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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that's directed at the "insufferable wanker" i.e., glaming flobes
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05-06-2020, 10:12 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Took misses fuzzyroes
They were like bros Sharing armpits And loads of spit Who knows now where their love goes? |
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05-06-2020, 10:14 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Fuzzy had a professional pic
Of Took's oily dick From behind the shower Their love did flower Though it makes the rest of us sick |
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05-06-2020, 10:15 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Fuzzy got banned
So Took gave him his hand And together they wept And at night they slept But in the cold daylight of Twitter Mals Marola felt bitter |
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05-06-2020, 10:18 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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For fuzzy, it was a game
But Took, he felt no shame The selfies they shared Into each other's eyes they stared But Ram had to ban The one love of Took's That crazy drunken racist man |
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05-06-2020, 10:20 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Took went to the beach
A lesson he did teach For when your back is so white It creates a bright, shining light So for a shirt Took, please reach |
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05-06-2020, 10:24 PM
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Socialphobic
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05-06-2020, 10:25 PM
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Socialphobic
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05-06-2020, 10:26 PM
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Socialphobic
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05-06-2020, 10:26 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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05-06-2020, 10:27 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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05-06-2020, 10:29 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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05-06-2020, 10:30 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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05-06-2020, 10:30 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: andy dick NAKED
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pistol grip PUMP on my lap at all times
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