Friday/Saturday drunk or otherwise thread

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by crabshack

So these women don't matter unless you have deemed them your girlfriend? Help me out here...

didn't you ask him if he's had a girlfriend recently?

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

god made dirt and dirt don't hurt

you stole that from me

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by reprise85

do it

The one that I smoked was disgusting. Smoked maybe two thirds of it. Afterwards the taste was so vile. Why do I do this? I don't even crave nicotine (did 45 days with barely a sweat).

Truly I am a fool.

[redbreegull]

I told her everything. It's all out. I don't know how I feel. She held me in her arms and cried more than I did. And nothing has changed

[redbreegull]

in other news I matched with an Israeli on bumble so teh b0lly you are gonna have to teach me how to woo your people. she was like "hey how are you?" and I was all like "mamash tov, v'at? "

[FoolofaTook]

Your love is relentless.

Reprise I woke up smoked another one and flushed the remaining 18 down the toilet. Sigh.

[wHATcOLOR]

are you trying to quit smoking?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

lol

this is a very expensive way of giving up smoking.

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah. Stupid too.

I've been doing this for years. It wasn't so bad in Korea when I had a real job and where they cost $2. But now amnd here? Yeesh.

[smashingjj]

I stopped smoking almost a year ago.

I basically started drinking a lot more ever since. I'm not ready for being healthy.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i still smoke
but not very much or frequently

[teh b0lly!!1]

took, are you quitting tokes or cigs? i'm guessing cigs.

i'm very, very fortunate to be seemingly resistant to nicotine addiction. i can smoke occasionally and then not feel any craving for a cigarette for months. all i blaze these days is weed though, apart from the rare cig when i drink with friends i guess.

stay strong took! you can do it. fuck cigarettes

[LaBelle]

So me and P (my ex) got together to chat and hang out a bit after a year of being broken up.
I was super nervous, but it went great (she was 20 minutes late because of traffic and I was having a panic attack while waiting).

But, its crazy. So far it feels really good, and I never want this feeling to go away.*




*embarrassing post of the month

[yo soy el mejor]

i quit again recently and it's stuck for a good while. i don't count the days or weeks like some people, though, 'cause that just makes it torturous.

but last week i did want one real bad so i bought two newports for a dollar from the dude by the liquor store off my train stop. loose squares, loose squares, movies and music, music videooos....

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

So me and P (my ex) got together to chat and hang out a bit after a year of being broken up.
I was super nervous, but it went great (she was 20 minutes late because of traffic and I was having a panic attack while waiting).

But, its crazy. So far it feels really good, and I never want this feeling to go away.*

reminds of that ashley simpson song:

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

former best friend with benefits girl is coming tonight to stay for the weekend. I asked our other friend if she could stay with her and she was like nah you two have shit to talk about

this is going to be terrible

That is definitely a reason for her not to stay with you? Too late now I guess.

Generally if people have shit to talk about they should both have an out.

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I told her everything. It's all out. I don't know how I feel. She held me in her arms and cried more than I did. And nothing has changed

Originally Posted by redbreegull

in other news I matched with an Israeli on bumble so teh b0lly you are gonna have to teach me how to woo your people. she was like "hey how are you?" and I was all like "mamash tov, v'at? "

ok, here we go.

first off, i know it must feel awkward and heavy for you right now, but i think this is good news and i'm happy for you that you told her. based on what you said about this i honestly think it was the right call.

secondly, i did not even realize there is a dating app called bumble.
how did you even match with an Israeli? does she live in the US? how do you know she's from Israel?

your answer is humorous and will probably surprise her, so it's all good, but just for common knowledge, 'mamash tov' is more like 'REALLY good', which is somewhat strange given this particular scenario. the more common answer is 'hakol tov, v'at?', meaning 'i'm good, how about you?'

with that said i am opening a playa seminar in which all participants must smoke weed with me as a preliminary test so please sign up ASAP and come hang out

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

ok, here we go.

first off, i know it must feel awkward and heavy for you right now, but i think this is good news and i'm happy for you that you told her. based on what you said about this i honestly think it was the right call.

secondly, i did not even realize there is a dating app called bumble.
how did you even match with an Israeli? does she live in the US? how do you know she's from Israel?

your answer is humorous and will probably surprise her, so it's all good, but just for common knowledge, 'mamash tov' is more like 'REALLY good', which is somewhat strange given this particular scenario. the more common answer is 'hakol tov, v'at?', meaning 'i'm good, how about you?'

with that said i am opening a playa seminar in which all participants must smoke weed with me as a preliminary test so please sign up ASAP and come hang out

I will go into more detail later about what transpired between me and my friend. She's still here until tomorrow so I have limited Netphoria time.

Bumble is like Tinder except the female must make the first move and initiate the convo. I've actually found it to be better than Tinder so far, like the people seem a little older on average and more "real," less focused on projecting some kind of image.

This woman has a Hebrew name and looks super Israeli (not sure how to explain, she just does) so I took a slight risk and used my bad Hebrew on her. I think she was amused. She described herself as a "hybrid" so maybe she has one Israeli parent? Or is full Israeli raised in the US, not sure. She grew up in the US but moved to Israel for the army 7 years ago and is recently back

[D.]

Such a good night.

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

Bumble is like Tinder except the female must make the first move and initiate the convo. I've actually found it to be better than Tinder so far, like the people seem a little older on average and more "real," less focused on projecting some kind of image.

you mean people there don't like eating delicious food, travelling the world and enjoy life one glass of wine at a time?

how perplexing

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Pics of me kayaking, pics of me next to a tiger, pics of me in Tibet

[teh b0lly!!1]

oh don't forget the one with 6 other people so everybody can waste their time trying to guess which fucking one are you.

LOL! BACHELORETTE PARTY!

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I'm the one that's ugly and fat lol

[LaBelle]

The trick is to have cats in the pictures!

[yo soy el mejor]

i'm gonna have to scan some of our panama pics before we leave to sedona

[LaBelle]

Make a slide show with silly video effects and the song "Panama" by Van Halen playing in the background.

Pls.

[yo soy el mejor]

omg okay!

[redbreegull]

oh you wanted closure, breeg? mah zeh closure?

last night I slept in bed with my friend. There was no sexual touch but we rubbed each other all over, ran our fingers through each other's hair, and stared into each other's eyes. She put her arms around me and put her head on my chest and we went to sleep. This morning she was hungover and I gave her a full body massage for 2 hours.

fuck. my. life.

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

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last night I slept in bed with my friend. There was no sexual touch but we rubbed each other all over, ran our fingers through each other's hair, and stared into each other's eyes. She put her arms around me and put her head on my chest and we went to sleep. This morning she was hungover and I gave her a full body massage for 2 hours.

monte.txt

[redbreegull]

is this real

am I really alive

maybe I died years ago in my own perception of time and everything that has happened since is an illusion happening in my head in my dying seconds