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Old 03-14-2017, 09:28 PM   #181
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Because if I'm well-hydrated and my pee is clear, I see no reason why I should flush. Maybe after four or five pees?
This is the correct answer

Flushing is expensive and bad for the world and the whales. And the frogs, and the indigenous. Don't ever do it until you poop and/or shit a bunch, everywhere. Then flush, and clean. Because poop is loaded with deadly bacteria that's bad for the world, and your tongue. It can grow colonies of crapbugs inside your molars, when you eat poop too much

So don't ever flush it and don't eat poop too often

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 09:32 PM   #182
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I'll remember that next time I give a rimjob, thank you

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 09:33 PM   #183
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If you get a call from an unknown number, do you answer it or do you automatically let it go to voicemail?

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 09:33 PM   #184
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If you get a call from an unknown number, do you answer it or do you automatically let it go to voicemail?
Insta-voicemail.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 09:39 PM   #185
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My ex-wife used to actually get mad at me when I wouldn't answer those calls.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 09:40 PM   #186
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On *my* phone, mind you...

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 09:41 PM   #187
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If you get a call from an unknown number, do you answer it or do you automatically let it go to voicemail?
Voicemail. Get a lotta wrong numbers. Got one from friekin Roswell NM when we were watching x/files blew my friekin mind

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 09:41 PM   #188
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I rarely ever take calls anymore... most of my friends will even message me first asking if it's alright to call.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 09:51 PM   #189
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if its important they leave a message

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:06 PM   #190
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If you get a call from an unknown number, do you answer it or do you automatically let it go to voicemail?
voicemail. I hate talking on the phone because it makes me anxious. I operate by using the phone as little as possible. my little flip phone is mainly for texting

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:07 PM   #191
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Do you exclusively use a flip phone? I've been thinking about switching back to save an extra $30 or so a month. I fucking hate phones anyhow.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:09 PM   #192
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Lol @ flaming globes waging war on fuzzrod via gay giffs

this is kinda like when you deluged me with your mom jokes huh

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:10 PM   #193
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Oh sweet jesus

not just the wrong page bit the wrong fucking thread

christ

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:11 PM   #194
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Do you exclusively use a flip phone? I've been thinking about switching back to save an extra $30 or so a month. I fucking hate phones anyhow.


yes, I have never owned a smart phone. I don't need a computer in my phone, I have a computer in my computer.

the actual phone was $15 and I purchase a $10 per month text plan which is unlimited texts to others with verizon and 200 texts to others.

I also never had a cell phone at all until I was 18, I really don't like phones

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:15 PM   #195
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What did you use for Tinder?

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:24 PM   #196
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What did you use for Tinder?
https://media.giphy.com/media/DAkNtgPpYqayc/giphy.gif

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:25 PM   #197
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yes, I have never owned a smart phone. I don't need a computer in my phone, I have a computer in my computer.

the actual phone was $15 and I purchase a $10 per month text plan which is unlimited texts to others with verizon and 200 texts to others.

I also never had a cell phone at all until I was 18, I really don't like phones
Shit... I think I need to visit the Verizon store this weekend...

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:25 PM   #198
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haha I used an android emulator of course

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:34 PM   #199
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I also never had a cell phone at all until I was 18, I really don't like phones
Pshaw, try 32.

(Sry everythings a contest when your as masculine as me)

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:35 PM   #200
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I read the Illiad.

And the Vedas.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:37 PM   #201
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haha I used an android emulator of course
Hope you didn't use that to cheat at Pokemon Go

That would be un-cool.

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 11:01 AM   #202
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Oh sweet jesus

not just the wrong page bit the wrong fucking thread

christ
lol love waking up and seeing this in ever last thread

*to the tune of folgers* The best park of waking up, is tooks in the wrong-thread-as-fuck

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 03:25 PM   #203
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Hope you didn't use that to cheat at Pokemon Go

That would be un-cool.
I don't chase digital fictions through the real world

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 03:44 PM   #204
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Real worlds so much better

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 05:01 PM   #205
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It was so fun for a while though. Still remember going to the park and seeing a bunch of people with their phones out all looking at each other knowing what was going down.

More than once I yelled at people "pokemon!?" and they went "YEAH!!!" haha

 
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