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Old 03-06-2017, 10:38 PM   #91
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My guy says no one but himself has been in his butt. There's no shame though
So he does it to himself but won't let anyone else in? Or was it just a case of "my finger slipped through the toilet paper by accident"?

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 10:38 PM   #92
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The thing about butt stuff is that it's easier if you let someone do your dirty work for you.

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 11:16 PM   #93
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So he does it to himself but won't let anyone else in? Or was it just a case of "my finger slipped through the toilet paper by accident"?
He has admitted to playing with it in the past but I don't have any idea if he does currently. It isn't part of our special relationship and he hasn't expressed any interest.

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 11:23 PM   #94
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Do you believe in life after love?

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 11:27 PM   #95
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for our lives terminado

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 11:55 PM   #96
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He has admitted to playing with it in the past but I don't have any idea if he does currently. It isn't part of our special relationship and he hasn't expressed any interest.
just look into his eyes and say "honey, look what I've bought"
https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/disp...-277988273.jpg

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 11:59 PM   #97
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:01 AM   #98
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just look into his eyes and say "honey, look what I've bought"
https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/disp...-277988273.jpg
This worked even better with the Avril meme you accidentally posted instead

 
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:02 AM   #99
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"Why'd ya have to go and get constipated?"

*snaps on glove*

 
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:02 AM   #100
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http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1b/1b6e4...f4a0b629d8.jpg

 
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:03 AM   #101
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:03 AM   #102
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Oh gloves

 
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:27 AM   #103
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You.gotta break him in gradually bonnie. start with a knuckle. move that up to a finger, then two.

after that the skys the limit!

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 12:20 AM   #104
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shit just got real, girl

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 07:36 PM   #105
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Who is your favorite Muppet?

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 07:37 PM   #106
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You've been wearing the same T-shirt all day. At the end of the day, it doesn't smell bad or have any stains. Do you set it aside to wear again tomorrow (or another day) or do you toss it in the laundry bin because it's already been worn all day?

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 07:38 PM   #107
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What was the first video game system you ever owned? What's your most current system?

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 07:38 PM   #108
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Did you go to your 10 year high school reunion?

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 07:39 PM   #109
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When was the last time you called your mother?

 
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Gonzo

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 08:03 PM   #111
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You've been wearing the same T-shirt all day. At the end of the day, it doesn't smell bad or have any stains. Do you set it aside to wear again tomorrow (or another day) or do you toss it in the laundry bin because it's already been worn all day?
I'll set it aside and wear it another day.

 
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What was the first video game system you ever owned? What's your most current system?
First video game I ever owned was a Wii. It died

Most current is a 3ds.

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 08:05 PM   #113
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Did you go to your 10 year high school reunion?
It's supposed to happen this year. I'll probably go.

 
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When was the last time you called your mother?
I don't remember but it was sometime last year.

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 08:10 PM   #115
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Who is your favorite Muppet?
I liked the animal on muppet babies

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You've been wearing the same T-shirt all day. At the end of the day, it doesn't smell bad or have any stains. Do you set it aside to wear again tomorrow (or another day) or do you toss it in the laundry bin because it's already been worn all day?
wear again obvs

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What was the first video game system you ever owned? What's your most current system?
mega drive III (sega genesis) / pc

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When was the last time you called your mother?
I don't remember

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 08:25 PM   #116
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I like the big, tall monster that has a man inside him. You know the one. Also, Animal's seedy band members, the one with all the rings in particular; seems like a good muppet to get hi with

I will wear anything until it stinks, sock/undies excluded of course

I was the proud recipient of a brand new NES at the tender age of 6, currently rocking a PS3 and 3DS (p.s. labelle what do u play on yours, did u say you were a monster hunter?)

I called my mom last week to compare stories about bats: we had a huuuuuuge terrifying bat in our house

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 08:29 PM   #117
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Some of you guys need to call your mothers.

Never forget: from her womb you came and to her womb you shall return.

 
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labelle what do u play on yours, did u say you were a monster hunter?)
Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and A Link Between Worlds
Animal Crossing
Mario Kart
Pokemon X
Super Mario 3D land
Monster Hunter 4
Shin Megami Tensei IV
Attack of the Friday Monsters

Yes, I love Monster Hunter tho I haven't played it in a looong time now.

 
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I was the proud recipient of a brand new NES at the tender age of 6
Twins.

P.S. I would call my mother, Took, but I seem to have used up all my minutes on yours.

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 08:42 PM   #120
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Not exactly a question but didn't feel thread worthy.


Describe yourself using only a cooking utensil, a fruit, and an animal

 
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