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Old 02-08-2017, 02:29 AM   #1
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fucking sucks it's not even funny.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 03:12 AM   #2
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That's like your opinion man

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 03:34 AM   #3
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eat sack

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 03:46 AM   #4
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i thought your life was awesome noyen

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 04:35 AM   #5
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it was

until he read the ask foat anything thread and saw me ballin out of control and then read the board crushes thread and saw me big pimpin

poor guy not his fault

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 03:29 PM   #6
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Sometimes it's hard but all in all I'm glad I was bornt and went thru all that pain and learning, just so that I could post in this thread, today, and share this little moment with you fine ppl.

Not sure at all what will I do with the rest of my life, tho

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 04:19 PM   #7
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eat sack


who was this again

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 05:43 PM   #8
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noyen i love you

you really should have been #3 on my crushes list but you haven't posted in so long i didn't think of you!

sorry things are going shitty man

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 06:57 PM   #9
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Life sucks so bad sometimes that I find it funny.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 06:58 PM   #10
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I'm just glad to be here for the 5 or 6 days a year I get when everything feels right and OK.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:06 PM   #11
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Life is rarely as good as when you order Pizza and you know it'll arrive at any moment.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:14 PM   #12
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And life always sucks when you order pizza and it takes wayyy longer than anticipated.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:29 PM   #13
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i think i might order pizza

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:31 PM   #14
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I'd order pizza but I honestly can't justify paying $20 + tip.

Life sucks.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:34 PM   #15
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I'll do anything to get out of having to be the guy that answers the door.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:36 PM   #16
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I'll do anything to get out of having to be the guy that answers the door.
Does that mean you'll buy? Cuz I'll totally be the door guy.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:36 PM   #17
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I've watched enough porn to know that that's gotta pay off eventually.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:36 PM   #18
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i usually go pick it up myself

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:36 PM   #19
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NO TIP FOR YOU

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:38 PM   #20
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Yeah, sure. I'll pay if you go.

I'm an Uruguayan rugby player.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:39 PM   #21
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NO TIP FOR YOU
No tip, I just give the whole thing.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:40 PM   #22
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I live across the street from a small pizza place, but I rarely ever order there. And not because I'm too cheap, but just because it's so mediocre.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:47 PM   #23
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Maybe you guys should keep in mind that most of come from the richest and privileged societies the planet has ever seen

If your middle class in 2017 you live much better than royalty only two hundred years ago

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:54 PM   #24
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You say that, but how many poor people are currently working the fields on your beh...

Oh.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 08:34 PM   #25
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on your behemoth

?

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 09:11 PM   #26
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To think that you could have gone with "behind."

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 11:02 PM   #27
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one of the best things about living in china is, no tipping.

of course, the actual pizza is usually a chinese-ass mediocre pizza. but no tip

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 11:13 PM   #28
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i thought your life was awesome noyen
why is that? it has its moments but I would never utter such a thing as absurd as "my life is awesome" unless I was on drugs and totally blacking out

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 11:14 PM   #29
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it was

until he read the ask foat anything thread and saw me ballin out of control and then read the board crushes thread and saw me big pimpin

poor guy not his fault
I know right what is the point when you're around to win at everything.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 11:15 PM   #30
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who was this again
I can't remember though I know someone deserves credit... Bob dole? It's been in my vocabulary forever it seems like.

 
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