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Old 01-13-2018, 09:10 PM   #1861
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Jeez you've really stopped trying huh

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:14 PM   #1862
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I for one want to hear more about Vixnix's husband's dick.

I trust I am not alone? Yes?

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:15 PM   #1863
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Also pics of the maid would be nice.

Thank you.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:16 PM   #1864
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Did you get a new girlfriend yet or what

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:16 PM   #1865
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Dammit that was for Sonic johnny

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:17 PM   #1866
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Yes. Obviously.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:17 PM   #1867
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I was trying

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:19 PM   #1868
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He was this easygoing dude until that one girlfriend dumped him and then pretty much overnight he became this super angry guy

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:20 PM   #1869
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I've got a new girlfriend

She looks a lot like you, dear

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:27 PM   #1870
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He was this easygoing dude until that one girlfriend dumped him and then pretty much overnight he became this super angry guy

I was romping both you and fuzzy for months (in some other users cases, years) before that. I'm sure that given your unwillingness to address your own inherent awfulness you're happy to chalk up any criticism thrown your way to misogyny (not just here but in real life too, right?) but if you'll recall you'd been on this board about ten seconds when I called you out for using the phrase "Hoi Polloi" in earnest. I was never easygoing. You have always been bourgeois scum and that's the reason I target you.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:30 PM   #1871
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"You have too short nails, nex time I give you long nail, then you say your husband I no do housework! I ruin my nail!"
this is so perfectly spot on


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But it's just too fucked up, to me. Where I come from, people just don't have maids. And I kinda like that. The day you get someone else to clean your toilet is the day you lose touch with the lowlife piece of shit you truly are, at your core. Not a good thing. We're all a bunch of degenerates here. Let's not lose sight of that.
yeah, tons of expats here get an "ayi" (literal for aunt) to come do the cleaning and stuff, and if i wanted to i could definitely afford one myself. but it just feels wrong to tell a lady twice my age how i want her to really scrub on my kitchen counter cause there's a rough stain right behind the toaster oven. i certainly prefer (the daily torture of) having to be on top of my own shit. most people seem very content being served by others, in general; even in restaurants, or in hair salons, for example. whatever. i deeply dislike it and it makes me uncomfortable. even if i had billions of dollars in my bank account i would stay as far away from it as i could.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:34 PM   #1872
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that's why i don't get manicures. maybe i would from a white woman.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:35 PM   #1873
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You have always been bourgeois scum and that's the reason I target you.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:38 PM   #1874
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I go to get my nails done and the ladies are all like "You don' have maid, ah? So dry. Too dry." They actually cut a lot of dry, calloused skin off, from around my nails. It builds up again over the next month and then they wag their fingers at me again. "You have too short nails, nex time I give you long nail, then you say your husband I no do housework! I ruin my nail!"
let's talk about this, shall we?

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:39 PM   #1875
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that's why i don't get manicures. maybe i would from a white woman.
So... when should I come over?

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:39 PM   #1876
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like what is the uh, narrative benefit of detailing the broken english used by people in this story?

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:13 PM   #1877
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I for one want to hear more about Vixnix's husband's dick.

I trust I am not alone? Yes?
Dude... It's not cool to act as if you're gay for comedic purposes... In fact it's really offensive.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:33 PM   #1878
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I think we need Trotsky back to regain some order around here.

Bigotry should not be tolerated! Even if it is simply meant as a mockery or a joke!

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:35 PM   #1879
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Get the fuck out, then

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:45 PM   #1880
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Tooks exhibited wayyyy more bigoted behavior than I ever have and most people don't say a peep about it. Good on Labelle for calling him out. That was refreshing to see.

I suppose people let it slide because it's a "joke". But if you're making fun of gay culture as a straight man and implying that it's something to laugh at then you're really degrading a whole movement and group of people.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:47 PM   #1881
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like what is the uh, narrative benefit of detailing the broken english used by people in this story?
Um, perhaps that it better depicts my current location of Singapore, Singapore where 90% of the population speaks broken English because it isn't their first language?

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:49 PM   #1882
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I never heard the end of it when I said that some Indian women are hairy, but then Took can go mock **** about some arm hair and no one bats an eyelash.

If we wanna set social standards, then we have to make sure everyone abides by them. We can't cut slack because someones popular around the particular neck of the woods.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:53 PM   #1883
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When I told them I was trying to learn some Mandarin before we went to PRC one of the ladies, who is Chinese, was helping me pronounce zhege and nage and said "Like....ji-guh, na-guh....but not chickeh nuggeh haha!" lol.

Sorry, should I explain that story using the correct spelling of chicken nugget despite the fact that she didn't use either final consonant and that the comparison with zhege and nage wouldn't make sense, if she did...


 
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:54 PM   #1884
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Should I never try to approximate the accent and language patterns of people I meet, when I write?

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:15 PM   #1885
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I wasn't acting gay fuzzy. I was calling myself a woman.

But if you want me to be gay... we still up for dinner in Seattle?

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:16 PM   #1886
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And you could see my legs you would stop thinking of this as a joke and start thinki.g along different lines.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:36 PM   #1887
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Oh, so now you're making a mockery out of transgender females!?

You're a straight male, it's offensive when you make those kinds of jokes, especially when so many of our friends here are gay or transgender.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:43 PM   #1888
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First of all you are trolling.

Secondly I am not straight and I am not male.

Thirdly have I mentioned my legs, Long, lithe, and supple. Think about it, Fuzzrodite.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:47 PM   #1889
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Dude, you've talked about being a straight male endlessly.

I really couldn't care less, but I can understand why some people may be getting a little tired of the mockery.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:50 PM   #1890
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Bottom line, if you're not gay, don't pretend to be an over the top gay caricature...

Why is that too much for one to ask?

 
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