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Old 12-01-2017, 07:36 PM   #361
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i gotta poop just looking at that

 
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Old 12-01-2017, 08:21 PM   #362
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eating pizza RIGHT NOW

with banana peppers and ham, but I'm pulling off the ham and feeding it to the dog

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 07:12 AM   #363
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I'm pulling off the ham and feeding it to the dog
Hey mate, you shouldn't do this.

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Ham and other salty meats and foods are very dangerous to pets. In addition to being high in fat, they are also very salty which can cause serious stomach ache or pancreatitis. Also, large breeds of dogs that eat salty food may drink too much water and develop a life-threatening condition called "bloat."

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:42 AM   #364
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Hey mate, you shouldn't do this.
well he's ten and he's eaten deli meat almost every day of his life and he's never even been sick. vet seems to think it's fine

my parents were always big on feeding the dogs from the table. I had to work several lbs off this little dude because they fed him too much

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 04:30 PM   #365
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I'm a little worried now though. I don't want to make him sick. He is very spoiled and set in his ways now cause he's older. I could never even get him to go off puppy formula food. He eats good american made stuff, but he absolutely will not eat anything except the puppy formula... AND he picks out the antioxidant pieces one at a time and spits them out on the floor.

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 05:50 PM   #366
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Getting ready to head to my girlfriend's for a nice home-cooked dinner of chicken, rice and kale.

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 05:50 PM   #367
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Shit, I'm doing this wrong, aren't I?

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 05:51 PM   #368
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Hey mate, you shouldn't do this.
I feed Took's mom my salty meat all the time and, well, you know the rest.

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 07:55 PM   #369
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"I had a visitor the other night, who gave me an idea for a good story. He was a furry, four-footed young visitor, with a black coat, white gloves and boots, and white around the tip of his nose and the tip of his tail. He sat in a chair near me, purring most inspiringly, when I permitted my fancy to consider his ancient race and heritage." —HPL in a letter to Reinhardt Kleiner, May 21 1920

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 07:56 PM   #370
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...and then he wrote The Cats of Ulthar, lamest of all lame stories under the sun.

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:09 PM   #371
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did you guys hear about how they ate pizza in space

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:09 PM   #372
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and there are people who want to defund the space program

for shame

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:15 PM   #373
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"I had a visitor the other night, who gave me an idea for a good story. He was a furry, four-footed young visitor, with a black coat, white gloves and boots, and white around the tip of his nose and the tip of his tail. He sat in a chair near me, purring most inspiringly, when I permitted my fancy to consider his ancient race and heritage." —HPL in a letter to Reinhardt Kleiner, May 21 1920
I love this

must spread rep

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:54 PM   #374
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HP was the biggest doofus dork of all time. He spent 10 years living with his mom, sleeping all day, roaming around the garden at night in his nightgown, reading dunsany and poe by candlelight.

when he finally somehow managed to get married he spent his honeymoon writing a story about houdini getting trapped under the pyramids. his poor bride had to type it.

 
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:55 PM   #375
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:15 AM   #376
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did you guys hear about how they ate pizza in space
FUCK YEAH

 
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Old 02-02-2018, 03:37 PM   #377
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Should I order this curried lentil cauliflower pizza?

https://uptown.pizzaluce.com/webfile...=1512681154000

 
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Old 02-02-2018, 04:55 PM   #378
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Yes, that looks good

 
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Old 02-02-2018, 04:59 PM   #379
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Yep, pizza with cauliflower and lentils on it sounds delicious

 
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Old 02-02-2018, 04:59 PM   #380
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s u c c u l e n t, even

 
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Old 02-02-2018, 08:26 PM   #381
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I JUST ATE PIZZA

 
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Old 02-02-2018, 09:24 PM   #382
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pizza party at work today but i did not partake. still on a juice cleanse. i'm sorry. i have forsaken thee.

 
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Old 02-02-2018, 09:25 PM   #383
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dear pizza,

forgive me. i have sinned.

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 12:49 AM   #384
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EATING IT RIGHT NOW

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 01:59 AM   #385
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oh here's this thread. i had pizza like two days ago with chicken, mushrooms, and artichokes. not super creative but pretty tasty.

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 03:48 AM   #386
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Explained me this one. How is a pizza a pie?

I close my case

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 04:28 AM   #387
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i try not to have a lot of western food in Thailand, but i had pizza last night. i was starving and exhausted and it was still somehow as disappointing as an empty christmas sock.

therefore, tonight i will go to another pizza restaurant that supposedly has 20 years of experience. san-marz stained vengeance

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 07:26 AM   #388
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Pizza is an open sandwich.

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 10:15 AM   #389
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Explained me this one. How is a pizza a pie?

I close my case
the shape

 
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Old 02-10-2018, 08:38 AM   #390
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are you saying being round makes it a pie? is a cookie a pie? is a quiche a pie?

 
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