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10-17-2006, 06:57 PM | #1 |
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the 27 worst family feud answers ever
THE 27 WORST FAMILY FEUD ANSWERS EVER
I've always been fascinated by groups of five people who try to guess what 100 randomly selected people have said for a chance to win $10,000, which they'll split between themselves before splitting it again with the government. Which will leave each of them with about $32.87 for their troubles. I've also been fascinated by how one of those five people will crack under the pressure and cost everyone else on their team a chance to walk away with $32.87. As a result, I've polled 100 people to find the best "worst" answers ever given on Family Feud. The top 27 answers are on the board. Question: Name a former President that most people would say is honest. #1 Answer: Lincoln Worst Answers: Nixon Question: Besides San Francisco, name a city that begins with the word San. #1 Answer: San Diego Worst Answer: Seattle Question: Name a slang term used for important people. #1 Answer: V.I.P. Worst Answer: Buddy Question: Name something packrats have a hard time throwing out. #1 Answer: Photos Worst Answer: Corn Question: Name something that might annoy a gardener. #1 Answer: Bugs Worst Answer: Not getting paid on time Question: Name a reason a man might send his wife flowers. #1 Answer: Anniversary Worst Answer: Happy divorce Question: Name a term used in football. #1 Answer: Touchdown Worst Answer: Fastbreak Question: Name a special request people ask for when making a dinner reservation. #1 Answer: Non-smoking Worst Answer: A menu Question: Name someone you wouldn't want to get a phone call from. #1 Answer: The police Worst Answer: Your son Question: Name a classical music composer everyone knows. #1 Answer: Mozart Worst Answer: Julio Inglesias Question: Tell me something specific you should drink a lot of when you're sick. #1 Answer: Water Worst Answer: Alcohol Question: Name something you'd hate to find at the end of your nose. #1 Answer: Pimple Worst Answers: Lint Question: Name the worst kind of shoe to run a marathon in. #1 Answer: High heels Worst Answer: Scuba flippers Louie Anderson's Response: If it's up there... I'll be suprised. Question: Name something a person wouldn't want living in their house. #1 Answer: Relatives Worst Answer: Mold Question: Name a musician who goes by one name. #1 Answer: Madonna Worst Answer: Reba McIntyre Louie Anderson's Response: Show me the strike. Question: Name something you'd buy for more than a thousand dollars. #1 Answer: House Worst Answer: Pleasure equipment Louie Anderson's Response: I'm afraid to ask what that means. Question: Name something you think would be difficult about being a waiter. #1 Answer: Taking orders Worst Answer: Falling down Question: Name something a woman would find in her boyfriend's apartment that would make her think he was cheating. #1 Answer: Bra Worst Answer: Used condom Question: Name something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time. #1 Answer: Video games Worst Answer: Masturbate Louie Anderson's Response: I knew somebody would say it. Question: Name a unit of currency used in a country other than the US. #1 Answer: Peso Worst Answer: Ampere Question: Name a reason why a woman might not want to kiss her boyfriend. #1 Answer: Bad breath Worst Answers: She doesn't love him that much Question: Name something you do in front of your husband that you probably never did when you were dating. #1 Answer: Undress Worst Answer: Make out Louie Anderson's Response: With somebody else? Question: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered. #1 Answer: It's cold Worst Answers: It went to the wrong address Louie Anderson's Response: And you just happened to be there. Question: Name an animal many people are scared of. #1 Answer: Snake Worst Answer: Boar Louie Anderson's Response: It's terrifying. Question: Name something you need to play Scrabble. #1 Answer: Letters Worst Answer: Dice Louie Anderson's Response: Where did you learn to play Scrabble? Question: Name the age when a man might start to lose a lot of hair. #1 Answer: 30 Worst Answer: 14 Question: Name the best month to schedule a wedding. #1 Answer: June Worst Answer: Summer |
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10-17-2006, 07:03 PM | #2 |
real estate cowboy
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those 'worst answers' are great, intended or unintendedly so
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10-17-2006, 07:22 PM | #3 |
yer mom
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not many things on the internet are capable of making me laugh out loud.
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10-17-2006, 07:35 PM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's
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is that funny?
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10-17-2006, 07:36 PM | #5 |
Minion of Satan
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Question: Name something a woman would find in her boyfriend's apartment that would make her think he was cheating.
#1 Answer: Bra Worst Answer: Used condom |
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10-17-2006, 08:12 PM | #6 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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they forgot one. i was watching it once and all this team needed for the win was the answer to this question. name something you think of when you think of niagra falls....and tbe guy said utah. his brother in law just had a look of fucking shock on his face, fucking shock
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10-17-2006, 08:24 PM | #7 |
car wash cunt
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Question: Name something a woman would find in her boyfriend's apartment that would make her think he was cheating.
#1 Answer: Bra Worst Answer: Used condom LOL! |
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10-17-2006, 08:26 PM | #8 |
car wash cunt
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damn, gpub.
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10-17-2006, 10:08 PM | #9 |
Minion of Satan
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i liked the ampere one the most. that made me laugh.
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10-17-2006, 10:16 PM | #10 |
Banned
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is there a video of the used condom one?
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10-17-2006, 10:24 PM | #11 |
Banned
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10-17-2006, 11:29 PM | #12 |
Ownz
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It would be funny if there was one white guy in the black family standing there to tell them that Africa and Europe isn't a country.
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10-17-2006, 11:50 PM | #13 |
Braindead
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Louie Anderson, you slay me.
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10-17-2006, 11:52 PM | #14 |
cibohplaicos
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It's scary how much the old host used to kiss the women on the lips.
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10-17-2006, 11:58 PM | #15 |
Braindead
Location: Le look de Corgan
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Richard motherfucking Dawson.
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10-17-2006, 11:59 PM | #16 |
cibohplaicos
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BINGO. Thanks for that.
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10-18-2006, 01:08 AM | #17 | |
Shaz doesn't fuck around.
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I really like how after the guy says, "Europe," Richard Karn turns to the camera and just has this LOOK on his face before he turns to the board. The look says, "Damn these people are retarded." |
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10-18-2006, 01:39 AM | #18 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Birmingham
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Question: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered.
#1 Answer: It's cold Worst Answers: It went to the wrong address Louie Anderson's Response: And you just happened to be there. nice. |
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10-18-2006, 03:10 AM | #19 |
No Chance
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Question: Name someone you wouldn't want to get a phone call from.
Worst Answer: Your son that's the best right there |
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10-18-2006, 03:04 PM | #20 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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reba mcintyre definitley made me laugh the hardest.
some of the answers, like used condom and scuba flippers, despite their weirdness seem pretty reasonable to me. |
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