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Old 09-22-2006, 01:55 PM   #1
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Angry I can't hear properly out of one ear.

I've been having trouble with my right ear for months, right after I got off a plane. I think it must be a pressure thing. I went to my doctor a while back and he looked in it and just said, "The ear drum's not blocked, it should be fine". Which was really fucking helpful considering it isn't fine and the fact that I can hear a lot better out of my left ear suggests that either there's a problem with my right ear or my left ear has suddenly developed superhuman hearing. I'm going to go to a different doctor.

This is seriously the most interesting thing I could think to post about. My life is drab.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:01 PM   #2
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One time in Thailand (me showing off) I went on a plane and one of my ears never did the 'pop' and it was killing me the entire flight, oh jeez it hurt like HELL. At least it was like a 2 hr flight. Oh man that was so painful. I was afraid my eardrum would explode but it didnt.

Sorry to hear about your ear.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:03 PM   #3
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Sorry to hear about your ear.
They should have greeting cards saying that. Hallmark needs to branch out into more specific sentiments like that. I need some card-based sympathy.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:06 PM   #4
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Could be worse. Could be raining.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:07 PM   #5
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They'd have to be more expensive because there would be a smaller market for each specific ailment. But hell, it's already $3.50 for a freakin piece of cardboard, I think people will pay $5.

Sorry to hear about your defective breast implant.
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:08 PM   #6
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Rain is cool, man.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:08 PM   #7
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My window's to the right of me, so it could be raining for all I know. I just wouldn't be able to hear it.

Although I suppose I could just turn my head, but I'm not willing to make that kind of concession to weather.

I have so much to type at the moment. My fingers are on fire!

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:10 PM   #8
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get some water, quick!

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:11 PM   #9
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My window's to the right of me, so it could be raining for all I know. I just wouldn't be able to hear it.

Although I suppose I could just turn my head, but I'm not willing to make that kind of concession to weather.

I have so much to type at the moment. My fingers are on fire!
Haha ahahaaha. heh. I'd leave positive rep if I could.
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:11 PM   #10
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get some water, quick!
Hey, pretty.
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:12 PM   #11
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Yeah, I should really have just extinguished them rather posting about it. It's okay, though, they're just lightly singed.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:13 PM   #12
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Bonnie - how tall are you?

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:14 PM   #13
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I used to have a cat named Bonnie.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:14 PM   #14
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She wasn't very tall, but then again she was a cat.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:18 PM   #15
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5'7.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:20 PM   #16
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Okay. I don't why I asked that now, but I'm sure there was a good reason.

What are the average heights for men and women? I think I looked it up once on Wikipedia and it was quite a bit shorter than I thought it would be.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:20 PM   #17
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They should have greeting cards saying that. Hallmark needs to branch out into more specific sentiments like that. I need some card-based sympathy.
sorry to hear about your anal fissures

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:20 PM   #18
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I'm going to make a poll related to height.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:21 PM   #19
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Go for it.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:23 PM   #20
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I've been for it.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:24 PM   #21
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in the humans, average human height is suprisingly higher than i thought it would be, 5'9. males on the other hand i thought would be taller, but apparently it's 5'3.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:25 PM   #22
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are tall are you, grumble?

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:27 PM   #23
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I'm just over 5'11, so I'm taller than the average earthling.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:28 PM   #24
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you are abnormal.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:29 PM   #25
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i wish i was 6' so I could look bigger. I probably wouldn't go as far as 6'2" I would also like another 1" or so on my penis (length, not girth.)

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Old 09-22-2006, 02:30 PM   #26
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Waht is the average erect penis size for men and women? I bet it's bigger for men.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:31 PM   #27
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Damn it Dead, you edited your post, now mine looks out of place.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:33 PM   #28
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And it's not the wrong thread - anyone's welcome to talk about any of their apendages in any of my threads. I'm a freedom of speech trailblazer.

And I'm getting prgressively drunker. I actually type more coherently when I drink. That's not a good sign.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:33 PM   #29
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I'll put it back. i got confused cause this thread is talking about height. but its not the height thread. just a sec.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:33 PM   #30
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I'm taller when I'm drunk, and more charming.

 
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