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Old 09-23-2006, 12:28 PM   #1
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Default There is a bird at my band practice

I just got to the drummer's house and there is a bird flying around in here, apparently badly injured. It flew into the window so the drummer and bassist took it inside and were trying to feed it. It can't fly well. Um. It's smallish and grey. That's all. This is crazy.

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:29 PM   #2
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HOLY FUCK A BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:31 PM   #4
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is this a billex doux repost?

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:32 PM   #5
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billex is dead

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:34 PM   #6
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your mom is dead

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:36 PM   #7
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har har
your sexual reproductive organs are dead

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:39 PM   #8
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well they sure worked last night!!!!!

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:43 PM   #9
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your mom worked last night

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:43 PM   #10
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February 10, 1998 - A college dropout becomes the first person to be convicted of a hate crime committed in cyberspace.

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:43 PM   #11
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AND THE THREAD COMES FULL CIRCLE.

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:25 PM   #12
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get that bird a guitar!!!

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:26 PM   #13
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OMG REDBULL YOU HAVE GROOOPIES

have you ever posted yr band?

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:26 PM   #14
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also, little guy, if you fly home on the back of the bird after the practice, you'll save your dad a ton of gas money. and if the bird's got riffs even halfway as good as i think he does, well this could very well be the best band practice ever

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 07:48 PM   #15
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I thought you meant someone had brought their girlfriend along to band practice.

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 08:17 PM   #16
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why dont you just play some fuckin' rock n roll

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 09:51 PM   #17
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We've had to use the net during band practices, on occasion.

Maybe they're learning some covers and got onto the internet to download lyrics or tabs or something?

Perhaps they're checking the band myspace or the band email?

 
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Old 09-23-2006, 11:25 PM   #18
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I walked in the door with the guitarist and the drummer grabs us by the arms and yells "WE HAVE A BIRD!" and then drags us into the dining room where there is bird sitting on a towel, looking quite scared while the bassist tries to feed it bread. It was just sitting there and I figured I should tell Netphoria. When I went back downstairs it was on the bassist's head with it's wings spread out over his face. Then it started flying around and eventually started to "recover" I guess. We let it out and it flew off. Weird. THEN WE PLAYED ROCK AND ROLL!!!

I've never posted my band here and I never will because we're amatuerish and I don't feel the need to be ridiculed. Maybe when the guitarist (my songwriting partner) and I finish recording all our acoustic songs I will post them here. They're a lot better than our electric full band stuff.

 
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Old 09-24-2006, 07:24 AM   #19
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you should do what i do - set my cat on it to finish the job. seeing a predator at work is awe-inspiring...

 
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Old 09-24-2006, 08:27 AM   #20
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i'm glad the bird is ok

 
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