netphorian jews

[reprise85]

Identify yourselves so I may slaughter you later.

[reprise85]

Just kidding. I'm a Jew, are you?

[ilikeplanets]

I have about every type of blood in me, so surely at least part. That's blood though, not faith...so no.

[mxzombie]

what kind of juice is your favorite? mine's orange.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

apple

[mxzombie]

apple's pretty good. the stuff i find in stores is always way too sweet though

[reprise85]

yeah you have to get the unsweetened kind. I love apple juice.

[yo soy el mejor]

orange or grapefruit. :]

what does this have to do with being jewish?!

[killtrocity]

stay away from my money, jew

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I have about every type of blood in me, so surely at least part. That's blood though, not faith...so no.

Well yeah, I'm not talking religion here. Culturally.

[redbreegull]

http://giraffelegs.files.wordpress.c...y_faces_09.jpg

ARE YOU A JEW





My heritage is largely Jewish and both my parents were raised that way. Growing up my family celebrated both Chanukah and Christmas and then both eventually faded out. Never been to Jew school, never supported Israel, never been bar mitzvahed, never read the Old Testament, never worn a Jew hat. So I don't identify with it at all, but technically I guess I am since my mother is.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by reprise85

Identify yourselves so I may slaughter you later.

please give the palestinians their land back so we can stop fighting your wars in Arabia.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

My heritage is largely Jewish and both my parents were raised that way. Growing up my family celebrated both Chanukah and Christmas and then both eventually faded out. Never been to Jew school, never supported Israel, never been bar mitzvahed, never read the Old Testament, never worn a Jew hat. So I don't identify with it at all, but technically I guess I am since my mother is.

Yeah, that's how I grew up too.

"Jew hat" is not the proper nomenclature

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by reprise85

Yeah, that's how I grew up too.

"Jew hat" is not the proper nomenclature

I didn't know how to spell it. I tried a few times but spell check wanted "Yamaha"

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I didn't know how to spell it. I tried a few times but spell check wanted "Yamaha"

yarmulke

you also have google

[ilikeplanets]

I can totally read hebrew

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

yarmulke

you also have google

do not give enough of a shit to open a second tab just to look up the spelling of Jew hat for a post on Netphoria

[PkPhuoko]

1/2 Israeli 1/2 Lebanese.

Non practicing as my mothers half (lebanese) was christian and she ran the religious part of the family. But was raised aware of jewish heritage on my dads side of the family.

So jew enough to be a chosen person, not quite jew enough to get cursed out by mel gibson

[Dead Frequency]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

do not give enough of a shit to open a second tab just to look up the spelling of Jew hat for a post on Netphoria

Is that like your pizzeria deal

[PkPhuoko]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

please give the palestinians their land back so we can stop fighting your wars in Arabia.

Historically speaking the land belonged the jews long before the term palestine was even used and long before the palestinians as agroup of people even existed.... and Jewish occupation of this land pre-dates Islam as a religion by over 1000 years. Jews occupied that land before Islam was even a twinkle of Muhammad's eye and therefor existed long before the religion of islam laid claim to this area as their holy land.

Also the jews didn't take back their land, it was given back to them by the united nations headed not by the US, but England. Commonly ignored fact.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by PkPhuoko

Historically speaking the land belonged the jews long before the term palestine was even used and long before the palestinians as agroup of people even existed.... and Jewish occupation of this land pre-dates Islam as a religion by over 1000 years. Jews occupied that land before Islam was even a twinkle of Muhammad's eye and therefor existed long before the religion of islam laid claim to this area as their holy land.

Also the jews didn't take back their land, it was given back to them by the united nations headed not by the US, but England. Commonly ignored fact.

thanks Dr. Obvious, none of us knew that.

[soniclovenoize]

Sup. Jewish checking in.

[PkPhuoko]

Originally Posted by soniclovenoize

Sup. Jewish checking in.

really? *high five*

jews of the north!

[redbreegull]

Jewish and doesn't like R.E.M., what a winner

[soniclovenoize]

Technically 1/2 Jewish, but the superior genes are so strong I've been gettin "Are you Jewish?" my whole life. My new boss just called me out for being Jewish the other day.

[soniclovenoize]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

Jewish and doesn't like R.E.M., what a winner

Who said I didn't like REM?

[PkPhuoko]

Originally Posted by soniclovenoize

Technically 1/2 Jewish, but the superior genes are so strong I've been gettin "Are you Jewish?" my whole life. My new boss just called me out for being Jewish the other day.

I got more of my lebanese genes. Dark, thick hair, lebanese jawline, etc etc but got Israeli complexion.

as I've grown older I've started to get closer to my dads side of the family. Visited Tel Aviv earlier this year and part of 2009 and really had a blast. Really developed an appreciation for Israeli girls as well.

[Dead Frequency]

I have a Jew fro, but am American polish

[soniclovenoize]

They are fucking hot! Kinda bitches, but hot!

[soniclovenoize]

Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

I have a Jew fro, but am American polish

I cannot get a Jewfro. My hair starts out curly, but the longer it gets, it turns stringy. So instead of a Jewfro, I look like David Lynch or Tim Burton.