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Old 01-29-2014, 02:37 AM   #1
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how do I best combat chronic anal dryness and itching?

 
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Old 01-29-2014, 02:37 AM   #2
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oh why is my post like that

 
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Old 01-29-2014, 02:39 AM   #3
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also best way to clean anus is what


like do I just stick a soapy finger up there or what

 
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Old 01-29-2014, 02:40 AM   #4
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how do I best combat chronic anal dryness and itching?
Board's formating is fucked, every first post in a thread looks that way.

To answer your question: vegan lube.

 
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Old 01-29-2014, 02:50 AM   #5
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also best way to clean anus is what


like do I just stick a soapy finger up there or what
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...0L._SY400_.jpg

Anything else? Health ed class will answer your questions.

 
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Old 01-29-2014, 04:36 AM   #6
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Use vicks vapo rub. Works every time...

 
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Old 01-29-2014, 05:43 AM   #7
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Garden hose

 
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Old 01-29-2014, 07:49 AM   #8
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the anus is the muscle so you don't need to clean the whole thing. It's like asking how do I clean my lips. I mean, just do it the way you always have. If it's dry, use lip balm. Blistex ftw.

 
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Old 01-29-2014, 09:57 AM   #9
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olive oil is best and natural

 
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Old 01-29-2014, 09:03 PM   #10
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SWERVE ON EM

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 12:58 AM   #11
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it is really necessary for it to be that big

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:44 AM   #12
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how else are you gonna massage your own prostate.

 
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is vaporub a serious answer

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 02:52 AM   #14
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You don't insert the bottle.

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 03:35 AM   #15
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TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE

 
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Who hate is Affectation

 
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