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05-04-2018, 04:41 PM | #7471 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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05-04-2018, 04:45 PM | #7472 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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My friend makes burek. BBBUUUUURRREEKKK!! ban spot die bay'Burek! Mannan ban Buram ben. Salah. Ibn ben Salah spot die BURREEKKK!!
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05-04-2018, 04:47 PM | #7473 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Albayrak,
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05-04-2018, 04:47 PM | #7474 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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al'burek! HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!
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05-04-2018, 04:48 PM | #7475 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Temel bilim adami iken bir arkeoloji arastirmalari konferansina davet edilir. Amerikalilar anlatmaya baslar; -Biz ulkemizde yaptigimiz kazilarda 25 metre asagi indik ve telefon kablolari bulduk.Oyleyse bizim atalarimiz asirlar once telefon kullanmislardir. Sira turkiyeye gelir ve Temel baslar anlatmaya -Biz ulkemizde yaptigimiz kazilarda 50 metre asagi indik ama birsey bulamadik. Oyleyse atalarimiz telsiz telefon kullanmislardir. ====Sınıfta öğretmen sormuş: Dalda üç kuş var, birini vurdum kaç tane kalır? Çocuk cevaplamış: Hiç kalmaz örtmenim. "Olur mu oğlum" demiş öğretmen, "2 tane kalır." "Olmaz öğretmenim" demiş çocuk, "siz birini vurunca diğerleri aptal değil ya sesten ürküp kaçarlar..." Öğretmen şaşırmış ve " Aferin oğlum, cevabın yanlış ama düşünce tarzını beğendim." demiş. Sonra çocuk, "Öğretmenim, ben de size bir şey sormak istiyorum: Karşıdan üç tane bayan geliyor, üçü de dondurma yiyor, ama biri yalayarak, biri ısırarak, diğeri de emerek yiyor dondurmayı. Sizce bunlardan hangisi evlidir? " Öğretmen kızmış ama, cevap veremedi dedirtmemek için belli etmemiş, "Emerek yiyen evlidir" demiş. Çocuk, "Olur mu öğretmenim ne alakası var, parmağında yüzük olan evlidir" demiş, "Ama düşünce tarzınızı beğendim.
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05-04-2018, 04:55 PM | #7476 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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05-04-2018, 05:04 PM | #7477 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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I Hate Myself And Burek
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05-04-2018, 05:05 PM | #7478 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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my boss just tried to flush a wad of paper towels down the toilet
"GOD BLANG NABIIT [sic] they REALLY need to put a warning on these" |
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05-04-2018, 06:07 PM | #7479 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: up on the cross you go little fella
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Runny nose and runny poops
Even if you you have to go still You can crap on me again I still haven't had my full fill In the stall now, what's that sound |
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05-04-2018, 07:08 PM | #7480 | |
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Hope ya get the job broski, sounds like your current gigs super lame. |
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05-04-2018, 07:10 PM | #7481 | |
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People are fucked. |
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05-04-2018, 07:15 PM | #7482 |
Braindead
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They should have pissed on their Gamecube like a civilised person.
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05-04-2018, 07:27 PM | #7483 | |
Braindead
Location: TX
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feels like I'm possibly leaving lots of cash on the table if I quit now because I'm not bad at selling on a good day |
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05-04-2018, 09:47 PM | #7484 |
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Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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My 9 year old came out into the living room last night and said "This is a poem I wrote in class, it's by me, ok? it's an adverb poem"
Silently Silently the rain falls to the ground Silently the ride goes round and around Silently the baby scribbles on its paper Silently the water turns into vapour Inside, I was like "Only one of those things can be described by the adverb 'silently'", but you know, on the outside, I was like "I did not expect you to rhyme paper with vapour. That was a very surprising rhyme!" wtf are they teaching these kids at school. obviously not teaching them the meaning of the adverb "silently". |
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05-04-2018, 09:48 PM | #7485 |
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Not sure where all the halva I have eaten comes from. I have vague memories of seeing 8 different languages and scripts on the packaging that I hastily tore away before stuffing all the halva in my mouth
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05-04-2018, 09:55 PM | #7486 |
Socialphobic
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The best halva I had in Sydney was from a cafe though, that had a massive cake of it on the counter and just sliced bits off. The packaged stuff has nothing on that. But you know, in suburban New Zealand and Australia, options for middle eastern foods can sometimes be a little underwhelming, so I eat mass produced, packaged halva. Don't judge me
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05-04-2018, 10:01 PM | #7487 |
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05-04-2018, 10:03 PM | #7488 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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it's just a poem
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05-04-2018, 10:04 PM | #7489 |
Virgo
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stop editing!
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05-04-2018, 10:09 PM | #7490 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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when i was in third grade our class made a puppet theater out a large refrigerator box or a box that seemed as big an eight year old. our assignment, though, was to pick a poem and memorize it.
i think i recited one about how much i hate homework. this boy named jeffrey read wendigo and i remember finding it super creepy especially since he used a raspy voice for his sock puppet: The Wendigo, The Wendigo! Its eyes are ice and indigo! Its blood is rank and yellowish! Its voice is hoarse and bellowish! Its tentacles are slithery, And scummy, Slimy, Leathery! Its lips are hungry blubbery, And smacky, Sucky, Rubbery! The Wendigo, The Wendigo! I saw it just a friend ago! Last night it lurked in Canada; Tonight, on your veranada! As you are lolling hammockwise It contemplates you stomachwise. You loll, It contemplates, It lollops. The rest is merely gulps and gollops. |
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05-04-2018, 10:11 PM | #7491 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
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Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink! I wish I could wash you away in the sink, if only a bomb would explode you to bits. Homework! Oh, homework! You're giving me fits. I'd rather take baths with a man-eating shark, or wrestle a lion alone in the dark, eat spinach and liver, pet ten porcupines, than tackle the homework, my teacher assigns. Homework! Oh, homework! you're last on my list, I simple can't see why you even exist, if you just disappeared it would tickle me pink. Homework! Oh, homework! I hate you! You stink! |
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05-04-2018, 10:11 PM | #7492 |
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05-04-2018, 10:21 PM | #7493 |
Socialphobic
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That kid loves words - he gives impassioned speeches all the time about his cause du jour. He's like my middle brother though - borderline dyslexic. He told me that this week in spelling his score was 1/10, and he was one of the last kids in his class in Sydney, to begin reading fluently.
I'm volunteering at the school at the moment, doing guided reading with young children. They basically just send them out to me, one at a time, to read through their assigned reading books - all the ones that need extra practice. These little six year olds boys remind me so much of my 9 year old, a few years ago. You can sound out 's-a-i-d' and then blend it, sssaaaaaiiiid, and they'll say "said?" and you say "Wonderful! Yes! Well done!" and then you turn the page and it's exactly the same phrase, and they'll look at it like they've never seen it before. It takes some kids...more often boys, just a lot longer to pick it up. They're being taught before their brains are capable of learning it, so it takes three times as long. poor kids. They all go home at night feeling like they're stupid. in a couple of years, they'll suddenly be ready, and will become fluent readers in the space of a few months, so the only thing to do in the meantime is to try not to put them off and not give them too many unpleasant associations of failure and frustration. These boys are so lucky because they have a male teacher - that's lucky already, but he is so great with them. Just so patient and encouraging. I wanted to hug him and say thank you so much for not being a part of toxic masculinity but modelling warmth and empathy and gentle masculinity but he was already saying thank you for volunteering so I just nodded and said it's my pleasure, and left |
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05-04-2018, 11:33 PM | #7494 |
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05-05-2018, 01:13 AM | #7495 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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burek?
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05-05-2018, 01:48 AM | #7496 |
Virgo
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05-05-2018, 01:48 AM | #7497 |
Virgo
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#feetpics
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05-05-2018, 03:28 PM | #7498 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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trying to read waiting for godot. i am confused.
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05-09-2018, 08:49 PM | #7499 |
Socialphobic
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My dog is old. The night is cool and crisp. I wish we could go for a walk together right now, but he just doesn't have the energy to do that anymore.
I'll probably just go walk by myself while he sleeps. |
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05-10-2018, 01:57 AM | #7500 |
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Holy shit, I'm totally gonna go to this
https://www.straight.com/files/v3/st...?itok=rBqmo5vA That looks like some serious fun. Not 2 of my favorite bands, but I like a good chunk of material from both groups. That's a helluva double bill. |
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