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Old 05-04-2018, 04:41 PM   #7471
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reprise: why?

myosis: bosnia was under the turks. i think we got it from them, along with halva and baclava. allahu akbar!
I thought halva was Arab originally. They eat it in the Middle East anyway

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:45 PM   #7472
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My friend makes burek. BBBUUUUURRREEKKK!! ban spot die bay'Burek! Mannan ban Buram ben. Salah. Ibn ben Salah spot die BURREEKKK!!

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:47 PM   #7473
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Albayrak,

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:47 PM   #7474
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al'burek! HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:48 PM   #7475
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Temel bilim adami iken bir arkeoloji arastirmalari konferansina davet edilir. Amerikalilar anlatmaya baslar; -Biz ulkemizde yaptigimiz kazilarda 25 metre asagi indik ve telefon kablolari bulduk.Oyleyse bizim atalarimiz asirlar once telefon kullanmislardir. Sira turkiyeye gelir ve Temel baslar anlatmaya -Biz ulkemizde yaptigimiz kazilarda 50 metre asagi indik ama birsey bulamadik. Oyleyse atalarimiz telsiz telefon kullanmislardir. ====Sınıfta öğretmen sormuş: Dalda üç kuş var, birini vurdum kaç tane kalır? Çocuk cevaplamış: Hiç kalmaz örtmenim. "Olur mu oğlum" demiş öğretmen, "2 tane kalır." "Olmaz öğretmenim" demiş çocuk, "siz birini vurunca diğerleri aptal değil ya sesten ürküp kaçarlar..." Öğretmen şaşırmış ve " Aferin oğlum, cevabın yanlış ama düşünce tarzını beğendim." demiş. Sonra çocuk, "Öğretmenim, ben de size bir şey sormak istiyorum: Karşıdan üç tane bayan geliyor, üçü de dondurma yiyor, ama biri yalayarak, biri ısırarak, diğeri de emerek yiyor dondurmayı. Sizce bunlardan hangisi evlidir? " Öğretmen kızmış ama, cevap veremedi dedirtmemek için belli etmemiş, "Emerek yiyen evlidir" demiş. Çocuk, "Olur mu öğretmenim ne alakası var, parmağında yüzük olan evlidir" demiş, "Ama düşünce tarzınızı beğendim.

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:55 PM   #7476
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i ate burger king and i hated myself while doing it
I Hate Myself And I Want To Diarrhea

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 05:04 PM   #7477
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I Hate Myself And Burek

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 05:05 PM   #7478
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my boss just tried to flush a wad of paper towels down the toilet

"GOD BLANG NABIIT [sic] they REALLY need to put a warning on these"

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 06:07 PM   #7479
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Runny nose and runny poops
Even if you you have to go still
You can crap on me again
I still haven't had my full fill

In the stall now, what's that sound

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 07:08 PM   #7480
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I have an orientation for a warehouse job scheduled a couple weeks from now making $12.50/hr

which is not great but it's steady pay where my current job I can make something like $20/hr one week and then $7.25 the next and it's very stressful even if I'm decent at it, and that's how I end up with the budgeting problems

haven't decided what I want to do
Warehouse works the way to go. You just get left alone if you do yer shit.

Hope ya get the job broski, sounds like your current gigs super lame.

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 07:10 PM   #7481
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my boss just tried to flush a wad of paper towels down the toilet

"GOD BLANG NABIIT [sic] they REALLY need to put a warning on these"
I went in my staff bathroom to take a dump, and in the one toilet it was all clogged with shit and toilet paper and then on the floor next was a 500 ML bottle of piss. It's as though I work with animals. I mean there's fucking urinals in the washroom too! And someones always wiping boogers all over the walls of the bathroom stalls, and this is the staff washroom.

People are fucked.

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 07:15 PM   #7482
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They should have pissed on their Gamecube like a civilised person.

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 07:27 PM   #7483
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isn't your job something that you said "objectively makes the world worse" or something like that? fuck it then
yeah but you can make a lot of money for very little work

feels like I'm possibly leaving lots of cash on the table if I quit now because I'm not bad at selling on a good day

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 09:47 PM   #7484
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My 9 year old came out into the living room last night and said "This is a poem I wrote in class, it's by me, ok? it's an adverb poem"

Silently
Silently the rain falls to the ground
Silently the ride goes round and around
Silently the baby scribbles on its paper
Silently the water turns into vapour

Inside, I was like "Only one of those things can be described by the adverb 'silently'", but you know, on the outside, I was like "I did not expect you to rhyme paper with vapour. That was a very surprising rhyme!"

wtf are they teaching these kids at school. obviously not teaching them the meaning of the adverb "silently".

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 09:48 PM   #7485
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Not sure where all the halva I have eaten comes from. I have vague memories of seeing 8 different languages and scripts on the packaging that I hastily tore away before stuffing all the halva in my mouth

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 09:55 PM   #7486
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The best halva I had in Sydney was from a cafe though, that had a massive cake of it on the counter and just sliced bits off. The packaged stuff has nothing on that. But you know, in suburban New Zealand and Australia, options for middle eastern foods can sometimes be a little underwhelming, so I eat mass produced, packaged halva. Don't judge me

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:01 PM   #7487
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My 9 year old came out into the living room last night and said

Silently
Silently the rain falls to the ground
Silently the ride goes round and around
Silently the baby scribbles on its paper
Silently the water turns into vapour
Well I won't be sleeping tonight

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:03 PM   #7488
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it's just a poem

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:04 PM   #7489
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stop editing!

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:09 PM   #7490
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when i was in third grade our class made a puppet theater out a large refrigerator box or a box that seemed as big an eight year old. our assignment, though, was to pick a poem and memorize it.

i think i recited one about how much i hate homework. this boy named jeffrey read wendigo and i remember finding it super creepy especially since he used a raspy voice for his sock puppet:

The Wendigo,
The Wendigo!
Its eyes are ice and indigo!
Its blood is rank and yellowish!
Its voice is hoarse and bellowish!
Its tentacles are slithery,
And scummy,
Slimy,
Leathery!
Its lips are hungry blubbery,
And smacky,
Sucky,
Rubbery!

The Wendigo,
The Wendigo!
I saw it just a friend ago!
Last night it lurked in Canada;
Tonight, on your veranada!
As you are lolling hammockwise
It contemplates you stomachwise.
You loll,
It contemplates,
It lollops.
The rest is merely gulps and gollops.

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:11 PM   #7491
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Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.

I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework,
my teacher assigns.

Homework! Oh, homework!
you're last on my list,
I simple can't see
why you even exist,
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:11 PM   #7492
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You loll,
It contemplates,
It lollops.
The rest is merely gulps and gollops.

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:21 PM   #7493
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That kid loves words - he gives impassioned speeches all the time about his cause du jour. He's like my middle brother though - borderline dyslexic. He told me that this week in spelling his score was 1/10, and he was one of the last kids in his class in Sydney, to begin reading fluently.

I'm volunteering at the school at the moment, doing guided reading with young children. They basically just send them out to me, one at a time, to read through their assigned reading books - all the ones that need extra practice. These little six year olds boys remind me so much of my 9 year old, a few years ago.

You can sound out 's-a-i-d' and then blend it, sssaaaaaiiiid, and they'll say "said?" and you say "Wonderful! Yes! Well done!" and then you turn the page and it's exactly the same phrase, and they'll look at it like they've never seen it before. It takes some kids...more often boys, just a lot longer to pick it up. They're being taught before their brains are capable of learning it, so it takes three times as long. poor kids. They all go home at night feeling like they're stupid. in a couple of years, they'll suddenly be ready, and will become fluent readers in the space of a few months, so the only thing to do in the meantime is to try not to put them off and not give them too many unpleasant associations of failure and frustration.

These boys are so lucky because they have a male teacher - that's lucky already, but he is so great with them. Just so patient and encouraging. I wanted to hug him and say thank you so much for not being a part of toxic masculinity but modelling warmth and empathy and gentle masculinity but he was already saying thank you for volunteering so I just nodded and said it's my pleasure, and left

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 11:33 PM   #7494
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Old 05-05-2018, 01:13 AM   #7495
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burek?

 
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Old 05-05-2018, 01:48 AM   #7496
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Old 05-05-2018, 01:48 AM   #7497
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#feetpics

 
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Old 05-05-2018, 03:28 PM   #7498
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trying to read waiting for godot. i am confused.

 
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Old 05-09-2018, 08:49 PM   #7499
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My dog is old. The night is cool and crisp. I wish we could go for a walk together right now, but he just doesn't have the energy to do that anymore.

I'll probably just go walk by myself while he sleeps.

 
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Old 05-10-2018, 01:57 AM   #7500
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Holy shit, I'm totally gonna go to this

https://www.straight.com/files/v3/st...?itok=rBqmo5vA

That looks like some serious fun. Not 2 of my favorite bands, but I like a good chunk of material from both groups. That's a helluva double bill.

 
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