Maynard Keenan doesn't like slackers

Catherine Wheel · 10-10-2016, 03:08 AM

Maynard talks with Rolling Stone about his new book and how he feels about the lack of motivation and enthusiasm from the younger generation

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/fe...t-days-w442743

Cool As Ice Cream · 10-10-2016, 03:26 AM

Thank you for letting us know.
This is especially useful for the people who don't read Rolling Stone, but are still interested in what Maynard Keenan tells them.
Thanks again.

Catherine Wheel · 10-10-2016, 04:20 AM

It reminded me of Billy's negative comments about millennials. "No one is harder on millennials than me." I thought it was kind of funny and assholish too.

Maynard has become an old out of touch person who doesn't understand the younger generation.

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-10-2016, 09:23 AM

fuck you forever catherine wheel, you bored ass cretin

Disco King · 10-10-2016, 11:40 AM

Does the article say what he thinks about Kanye West? I have to know.

FlamingGlobes · 10-10-2016, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

fuck you forever catherine wheel, you bored ass cretin

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to teh b0lly!!1 again.

fuzzyroes · 10-11-2016, 12:34 AM

Anyone here actually like Tool?

I've always thought they kinda sucked... *prepares for shit storm*

buzzard · 10-11-2016, 12:40 AM

The youth of today are too shiftless to attend wine signings at Whole Foods.

Mals Marola · 10-11-2016, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Anyone here actually like Tool?

I've always thought they kinda sucked... *prepares for shit storm*

i'm not particularly a fan, but i can't really get my head around anyone thinking they "suck"

ilikeplanets · 10-11-2016, 02:52 AM

I think Maynard sucks and don't have much feeling about the rest of the band. It's almost good but not quite.

ilikeplanets · 10-11-2016, 02:52 AM

The album art is always on point though. I love Alex Grey.

Mals Marola · 10-11-2016, 03:19 AM

there's something about Tool that puts me off enough to not ever want to actually listen to them, and maybe it is Maynard, but they're amazing at what they do

ilikeplanets · 10-11-2016, 04:21 AM

At hogging up all the radio time? Yeah they are

LaBelle · 10-11-2016, 05:08 AM

I find Tool insufferable, but at least they are not inane like Catherine Wheel threads.

ilikeplanets · 10-11-2016, 05:48 AM

This is actually making me feel better because so many of my friends LOVE tool and I could never get into them. I thought maybe I was too punk rock or something. Luckily that's not the case and it's just not all that great to begin with.

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-11-2016, 07:31 AM

tool basically sound like a boring prog metal band with some accountant on vocals

ilikeplanets · 10-11-2016, 07:49 AM

comment of the day so far. And that's meaningful because earlier today I was blessed enough to hear my singing called an international disgrace. And I'm still laughing about it.

FlamingGlobes · 10-11-2016, 06:04 PM

Love Tool. Love the first two A Perfect Circle albums even more. Don't care much for Maynard's douche-baggery.

Disco King · 10-11-2016, 06:38 PM

What does Maynard Keenan think of Maynards? Can you find out for us, CW?

http://i63.tinypic.com/rbm81e.jpg

Also, Maynard Keenan comes off as the Magician to me. Where would you say he falls under your psychological theory?

Thanks for stopping by and answering my questions, I know you are a busy man, probably working on a Smashmouth thread on another forum.

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

tool basically sound like a boring prog metal band with some accountant on vocals

Pretty sure Maynard Keenan is an economist.

ilikeplanets · 10-11-2016, 06:54 PM

Swedish fish are disgusting

ilikeplanets · 10-11-2016, 06:54 PM

And so are those circus peanuts. I bet Maynard loves em

Elphenor · 10-11-2016, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

tool basically sound like a boring prog metal band with some accountant on vocals

you forgot the tinges of douchebro

Tool is the band that really does deserve that word pretentious that everyone throws around incorrectly because they're actually stupid masquerading as smart

Elphenor · 10-11-2016, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Swedish fish are disgusting

you take that back right now

ilikeplanets · 10-11-2016, 07:48 PM

I'm no liar

TuralyonW3 · 10-11-2016, 08:48 PM

Love Tool despite some inconsistency. Aenema is one of the greatest albums of the 90s.

run2pee · 10-11-2016, 09:24 PM

Tools videos always made me feel really bad and werid in my heart, esp. if I was 10/10 hi

FlamingGlobes · 10-11-2016, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

you forgot the tinges of douchebro

Tool is the band that really does deserve that word pretentious that everyone throws around incorrectly because they're actually stupid masquerading as smart

Whoa. You sound like somebody who was stuffed into a locker by a meat-headed Tool fan back in 2010 or whatever.

FlamingGlobes · 10-11-2016, 10:52 PM

Like, come on. Please point out the douchebro in Tool's music to me. I just don't hear it.

You can't equate a portion of a band's fanbase with their music. Yes, there's lot of trashy dickheads driving around in Ford pickups blasting The Pot from their shitty speakers, but that doesn't really represent Tool or their music.

FlamingGlobes · 10-11-2016, 10:52 PM

God, arguing about Tool on a message board. What year is this, 2001?

Elphenor · 10-11-2016, 10:52 PM

They are a real Poots kind of band

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Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	Thank you for letting us know. This is especially useful for the people who don't read Rolling Stone, but are still interested in what Maynard Keenan tells them. Thanks again.

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Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	It reminded me of Billy's negative comments about millennials. "No one is harder on millennials than me." I thought it was kind of funny and assholish too. Maynard has become an old out of touch person who doesn't understand the younger generation.

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teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	fuck you forever catherine wheel, you bored ass cretin

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Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	Does the article say what he thinks about Kanye West? I have to know.

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fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	Anyone here actually like Tool? I've always thought they kinda sucked... prepares for shit storm

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buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	The youth of today are too shiftless to attend wine signings at Whole Foods.

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ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	I think Maynard sucks and don't have much feeling about the rest of the band. It's almost good but not quite.

10-11-2016, 03:19 AM	#12
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	there's something about Tool that puts me off enough to not ever want to actually listen to them, and maybe it is Maynard, but they're amazing at what they do

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ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	At hogging up all the radio time? Yeah they are

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LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	I find Tool insufferable, but at least they are not inane like Catherine Wheel threads.

10-11-2016, 05:48 AM	#15
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	This is actually making me feel better because so many of my friends LOVE tool and I could never get into them. I thought maybe I was too punk rock or something. Luckily that's not the case and it's just not all that great to begin with.

10-11-2016, 07:31 AM	#16
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	tool basically sound like a boring prog metal band with some accountant on vocals

10-11-2016, 07:49 AM	#17
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	comment of the day so far. And that's meaningful because earlier today I was blessed enough to hear my singing called an international disgrace. And I'm still laughing about it.

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ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	Swedish fish are disgusting

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ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	I'm no liar

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run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,746	Tools videos always made me feel really bad and werid in my heart, esp. if I was 10/10 hi

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FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Like, come on. Please point out the douchebro in Tool's music to me. I just don't hear it. You can't equate a portion of a band's fanbase with their music. Yes, there's lot of trashy dickheads driving around in Ford pickups blasting The Pot from their shitty speakers, but that doesn't really represent Tool or their music.

10-11-2016, 10:52 PM	#30
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	They are a real Poots kind of band