D’arcy is out

[pavementtune]

how many Sad Machines moles do we currently have?
they seem to kick whoever they can connect to active boarders here. it really ruined my day to realize the had kicked me out despite not posting there anyway. booo I lost gossip access! (I mean get rekt, sad machines.)

[paranoid]

They kicked me out for rating teargarden 0/10.

[paranoid]

Also I thought sad machines banned any talk about Darcy?

[byoung88]

Originally Posted by paranoid

They kicked me out for rating teargarden 0/10.

I tried joining the group and haven't been accepted..

[Corgan's Bluff]

Can someone confirm when LINDA STRAWBERRY gets in total rage at the SAD MACHINES for PATRICK SALERNO talking about acceptance money...?

[Corgan's Bluff]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

how many Sad Machines moles do we currently have?
they seem to kick whoever they can connect to active boarders here. it really ruined my day to realize the had kicked me out despite not posting there anyway. booo I lost gossip access! (I mean get rekt, sad machines.)

Your identity was too easy to notice...

[slunken]

Originally Posted by themadcaplaughs

I really do not know what gives.

[T&T]

Hi I'm Patrick. What would you like to know.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Gcx87JUjyE8so/giphy.gif

T&T was nice enough to email me his login, so I'm gonna use that to answer all your questions.

[Corgan's Bluff]

I portrayed PATRICK SALERNO on Facebook several times as PATRICK STAR too.

He was getting so familiar with it that he gave it even a "Like"...

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by Shadaloo

Sounds about right. The kind of thing that inevitably happens when one speaks in long, nonsensical, rambling paragraphs and uses phrases not heard since 1748:

"So the plan is to start the tour soft before the tumbling of the ides of March, ere the interwoven appolonians break their fast, We'll catch them unawares. James St James forthwith unto the thrall, The Shredder won as though Beefhearts past, and always to the thunderous machinations of my stalwart ally and soul mate, he of the unerring eagle eye for rhythm."

"????"

"A brackish goad."

is he serious? i wish he never discovered instagram because it's ruining whatever i still almost-liked about him

[T&T]

Originally Posted by Corgan's Bluff

I portrayed PATRICK SALERNO on Facebook several times as PATRICK STAR too.

He was getting so familiar with it that he gave it even a "Like"...

I know. I liked the joke, that's why I brought it here.

is he serious? i wish he never discovered instagram because it's ruining whatever i still almost-liked about him

I can answer questions about D'arcy, but can't speak directly for Billy obviously.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by Corgan's Bluff

Your identity was too easy to notice...

so why kick her out just for being on netphoria? i know she's a mod but if she's not saying anything "negative" on sad machines then why does it matter? how does that ruin anyone's sad machines experience? they don't want anyone to be able to see what they say if they post here? that's beyond ridiculous.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by T&T

I know. I liked the joke, that's why I brought it here.



I can answer questions about D'arcy, but can't speak directly for Billy obviously.

lol. NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!

[pavementtune]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

they don't want anyone to be able to see what they say if they post here? that's beyond ridiculous.

pretty much.
there was something in the past on Sad Machines, where this boyfriend of hers posted in that group about D'arcy and then it went from there to here and to altnet, iirc. Or even directly to altnet, I think Buttcannon was in that group once, too.

With Linda and other SPspringbreakcampers in it I think they do not want their "personal convos" (in a group of formerly 800?) members to go to Buttcannon central and other sites.

I don't care, I only looked at it when we got a brief chapter of SP soap opera.

but now obviously someone who is still on it needs to past the best gossip.
(looking at you, Corgan's Bluff, how they haven't kicked you yet is beyond me.)

[Forgotten Child]

I tried to join it 2 weeks ago...They blocked me lol

[Corgan's Bluff]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

but now obviously someone who is still on it needs to past the best gossip.
(looking at you, Corgan's Bluff, how they haven't kicked you yet is beyond me.)

I've already told here several times that I got kicked out. Without any explanation. I guess it was a joke I made before on a picture they added of a shy Augustus with a swimming aid in a pool, by posting this Nevermind-parody:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4c/41/71/4...736e373942.jpg

[butthurt]

Don't worry...I have multiple accounts on Sad Machines. They will never be able to stop all of the leaks. I'm taking screenshots of everything they post and spreading it around the dark web.

[T&T]

nice. thanks butthurt. where would we be without you?

r u gonna post the leaks here too?

[Shadaloo]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

is he serious? i wish he never discovered instagram because it's ruining whatever i still almost-liked about him

I take it I'm not far off from the kind of stuff he usually posts now and then. If I made you wonder for even a second I'm proud

[pavementtune]

Originally Posted by Corgan's Bluff

I've already told here several times that I got kicked out. Without any explanation.

aah right, my bad, dementia, figured SM is where you saw whatever Salerno posted.


counting on you then, butthurt, we have time to kill for months until we can shit on the actual tour.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by Shadaloo

I take it I'm not far off from the kind of stuff he usually posts now and then. If I made you wonder for even a second I'm proud

nicely done

[bright_doom]

I was going to join Sad Machines a month ago, but answering those questions were far below what little dignity I have left would allow.

Probably wouldn't accept me anyway. Luckily I always have a place I can call home ❤

[FoolofaTook]

Is English you're native tongue?

[bright_doom]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Is English you're native tongue?

Yes, but I'm not very bright. My username is a joke you see, just like my favourite band.

[BurtSampson]

Imagine having such low self esteem and such a need for dominance over others that you would require people to answer a survey before they can join your fan group based around a band that hasn’t put out good music in 20 years

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by bright_doom

Yes, but I'm not very bright. My username is a joke you see, just like my favourite band.

Oh I taught you listened to inspiring sludge metal.

[FoolofaTook]

waits patiently for ilp to correct spelling

[bright_doom]

and ska

[Funbags]

Originally Posted by BurtSampson

Imagine having such low self esteem and such a need for dominance over others that you would require people to answer a survey before they can join your fan group based around a band that hasn’t put out good music in 20 years

You're absolutely right. Who do they think they are, the fucking fan police?

It's also no surprise that Billy would endorse an authoritarian fan group that bans people for having a personal opinion about him.

[Corgan's Bluff]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

aah right, my bad, dementia, figured SM is where you saw whatever Salerno posted.

PATRICK SALERNO’s comments about D’ARCY were the only reason why I joined the SAD MACHINES: to see with my own eyes the intimate rant beyond boundaries this narcissistic poser was doing there.