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Old 10-13-2008, 05:43 PM   #1
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Default Extra Terrestrial beings to visit Earth tomorrow (NSFW!!!!!)

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...here-tomorrow/

ALIENS WILL LAND HERE TOMORROW





13th October 2008
By Gemma Wheatley


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PROOF is out there, say experts...

Aliens are set to land on Earth tomorrow to prove to humans that there really is life out there.

Extra-terrestrials will make a grand entrance to our planet by flying across our skies in a space craft that will be
visible for three days, experts said.

The internet was buzzing with claims that the strange alien aircraft could even land after it appears over the American desert.

So many people reckon the rumour is true, bookies have stopped taking bets on the UFO prediction after an unprecedented rush.

William Hill spokesman Rupert Adams said: “This is the first time that an internet phenomenon has affected our business.”

American psychic Blossom Goodchild sparked the frenzy after claiming aliens informed her of their plans.

Bookies are set to lose millions of pounds if E.T.’s pals do approach our planet. Mr Adams added: “We now have seven-figure liabilities if the ship does appear and we have decided to duck any more big bets until Oct-ober 14 has passed, hopefully without incident.”

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Blossom claimed that aliens have announced that one of their craft will appear in our skies tomorrow as a way of proving to us the existence of other life forms in the universe.

She said they “come in love to help us and our planet move to a new higher vibration of love”.

And one UFO blogger wrote: “Stockpile some foods, water and first aid supplies. Be ready to welcome our visitors.

“Be kind to your neighbours who may not understand.

“Be welcoming and greet the visitors with love. What an exciting time.”

The news comes as a leading European UFO expert claims he is about to reveal the most significant alien proof ever recorded, filmed over the last six months in Turkey.

Haktan Akdogan, from the Sirius UFO Space Science Research Center, said: “The images captured are expected to have a tremendous impact throughout the world and could be listed as the most important UFO and extra-terrestrial images ever filmed in all the world.”

Akdogan will reveal the footage at the UFO Data Magazine Annual Conference at the end of the month. For details ufodata.co.uk

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:46 PM   #2
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finally!

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:46 PM   #3
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Better safe than sorry, eh Mr. The-Large-Hadron-Collider-is-an-irresponsible-scientific-undertaking-because-of-the-chance-it'll-end-the-world?

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:51 PM   #4
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I always go with better safe than sorry

The book is still out on the LHC anyway as they haven't begun their serious experiments yet

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:51 PM   #5
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You better go stop 'em!

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:52 PM   #6
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Oh snap. I better stock up on water and canned goods.

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:53 PM   #7
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You better go stop 'em!
I think that's why the aliens are here.

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:56 PM   #8
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Touche...

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 06:04 PM   #9
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Old 10-13-2008, 06:06 PM   #10
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What took them so fucking long.

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 06:13 PM   #11
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I hope they brought Pearl Jam tickets.

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 06:20 PM   #12
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Old 10-13-2008, 06:20 PM   #13
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and a few trillion dollars

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:08 PM   #14
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i'm an alien

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:15 PM   #15
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:20 PM   #16
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cmon the pleiadians! don't worry guys - they're all about bringing the good vibes and raising your level of consciousness to the next plane of understanding. just chill out, grab a mojito, throw on some indie rock, fire up ya chakras and get positive!

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:23 PM   #17
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:35 PM   #18
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:38 PM   #19
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Oh noes, a nipple!

Is classical art really NSFW?

 
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:40 PM   #20
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I think they're here to stop the release of Keanu Reeves' "The Day the Earth Stood Still" remake.
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Old 10-13-2008, 10:48 PM   #21
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Old 10-14-2008, 12:56 PM   #22
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i will never forgive rick berman for starting that trend with tuvok

 
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:05 PM   #23
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Did we miss it? Someone check youtube.

 
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Old 10-14-2008, 07:10 PM   #24
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bummer

 
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:11 AM   #25
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i will never forgive rick berman for starting that trend with tuvok
I think he made up for it by letting us see T'Pol's ass on Enterprise. However, I think JJ Abrams just turned it around and fucked it up again with making Winona Ryder Spock's mom.

 
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:15 AM   #26
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i was wearing my Roswell shirt all day. bastards.

 
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:20 AM   #27
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You just have a shirt for every occasion, don't you D.

 
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:22 AM   #28
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You just have a shirt for every occasion, don't you D.
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:23 AM   #29
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What sort of shirt you sporting this halloween

 
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:24 AM   #30
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What sort of shirt you sporting this halloween
My Halloween/Michael Meyers one that I bought on the cheap for $10:



natch.

 
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