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Old 03-05-2017, 12:44 PM   #61
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Not necessarily directed at crabshat

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 02:57 PM   #62
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not sure if you guys got the memo but puns aren't funny

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 02:58 PM   #63
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CRACKSHIT HOLY FUCK LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 02:58 PM   #64
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HOLY FUCKING FUCK HOW DID YOU THINK OF THAT?????!!!

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 02:58 PM   #65
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All caps is not very funny either.

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 03:00 PM   #66
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right?

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 03:00 PM   #67
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Have some fucking respect for capital letters

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 03:50 PM   #68
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not sure if you guys got the memo but puns aren't funny
You sound butthurt.

I guess that answers my question.

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 09:15 PM   #69
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Old 03-05-2017, 09:15 PM   #70
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Old 03-05-2017, 09:16 PM   #71
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crappyshellac

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 09:16 PM   #72
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crappyshellac

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 09:17 PM   #73
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crapcrap

 
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Old 03-05-2017, 10:53 PM   #74
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shackofshit

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 05:30 AM   #75
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fave smash pump song?

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:40 AM   #76
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fave smash pump song?
Thru the Eyes of Ruby.

Overplayed it way too much for myself tho, not sure i'll ever be able to listen to it again.

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 06:04 PM   #77
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No one's asking for the truth, Lar'zarus.

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 07:41 PM   #78
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I will answer EVERY question

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 07:53 PM   #79
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I hope I'm fred before I get old.

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 07:56 PM   #80
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I will answer EVERY question
...except the finger up the butt one.

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 07:56 PM   #81
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I had a convo about fingers up butts with my ladyfriend yesterday morning and want to know what your guys's experiences are

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 07:57 PM   #82
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Full disclosure: I've definitely had a few girls go a couple knuckles deep on me. No regrets.

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:00 PM   #83
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My guy says no one but himself has been in his butt. There's no shame though

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:00 PM   #84
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...except the finger up the butt one.
Sorry must've missed that one

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:02 PM   #85
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Also they're women, I hope?

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:02 PM   #86
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everyone loves a finger here and there

that's not a real question

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:12 PM   #87
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That's true, I have my fingers in many pies

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 10:00 PM   #88
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Finger in my butt too, yep

Recommend it heartily

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 10:36 PM   #89
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I'm just trying to stimulate conversation

 
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Old 03-06-2017, 10:36 PM   #90
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And, well, if I stimulate my prostate while I'm at it, all the better

 
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