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03-02-2017, 08:48 PM | #1 |
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you know I'm not fred (ask anyone anything)
If you had to choose between being deaf and being blind, which would you choose and why?
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03-02-2017, 08:49 PM | #2 |
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If Poots texted you, how long would you wait before texting him back, if ever?
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03-02-2017, 08:49 PM | #3 |
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03-02-2017, 08:49 PM | #4 |
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What's one thing you buy at the grocery store that you feel ashamed of but can't stop buying regardless?
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03-02-2017, 08:50 PM | #5 |
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03-02-2017, 08:55 PM | #6 |
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03-02-2017, 08:56 PM | #7 |
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I slipped through Took's mom's cracks.
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03-02-2017, 08:57 PM | #8 |
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Haha, wow.
Today I bought bagels, a loaf of bread and hamburger buns. I felt insanely self-conscious about all the carbs I had bought, even though I freeze most of it and use it between paychecks (every two weeks). Oh, and I also bought raw pizza dough. |
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03-02-2017, 08:57 PM | #9 |
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Best compliment you have received?
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03-02-2017, 08:58 PM | #10 |
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Ever fell victim to a prank call? If yes what was it?
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03-02-2017, 08:58 PM | #11 |
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Ugly and live forever or look attractive but die in a year?
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03-02-2017, 08:59 PM | #12 |
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It's not the best one, but it's the first one that comes to mind:
The week after my wife and I initially separated (before reuniting and failing to stay together), the checkout girl at the grocery store told me I smelled good. That definitely lifted my spirits quite a bit. |
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03-02-2017, 09:00 PM | #13 |
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03-02-2017, 09:01 PM | #14 |
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But I wouldn't wanna live forever. Can I die after a hundred years or so?
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03-02-2017, 09:04 PM | #15 |
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I'd buy that and eat it in front of checkout bread is king
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03-02-2017, 09:05 PM | #16 |
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Eating loaf of french bread RIGHT NOW
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03-02-2017, 09:07 PM | #17 |
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Worst item combination to buy at a grocery store?
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03-02-2017, 09:25 PM | #18 |
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03-02-2017, 09:28 PM | #19 |
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Yeah, I used to have advertisements for guitar lessons up on Craigs-list that I would subsequently share on social media and one time some ex-gf's friend called up and pretended to be a mom calling for lessons for her son. I totally bought it hook-line and sinker.
Me and my pals used to prank-call people all of the time. There was this website, I forget which, which had like buttons with phrases from certain movie characters and you'd press em and the guy on the other hand would just answer and go along all confused until they realized what was up. One we used a lot was Joe Pesci from Goodfellas, that was funny. |
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03-02-2017, 09:40 PM | #20 |
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What personality trait do you dislike the most on other people?
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03-02-2017, 10:10 PM | #22 |
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Deaf for qwerty
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03-02-2017, 10:53 PM | #23 |
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Do you believe the earth is flat?
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03-03-2017, 07:51 PM | #24 |
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03-03-2017, 07:53 PM | #25 |
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Yeah, same. Music is my favorite thing, but if I couldn't see, I'd have a really hard time with life. At least being deaf, you can see where you're going and still watch TV and junk.
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03-03-2017, 07:54 PM | #26 |
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03-03-2017, 07:55 PM | #27 | |
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One of my favorite corners of the internet circa 2002-2005. |
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03-03-2017, 07:56 PM | #28 |
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See also: Homestarrunner.com and ebaumsworld
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03-03-2017, 07:56 PM | #29 |
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Nothing like getting drunk and high with friends and watching flash cartoons.
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03-03-2017, 08:00 PM | #30 |
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