It's time again to critique individual netphorians because you're bored

[bardy]

whats the funniest part

[Trotskilicious]

the aborted fetus.

[bardy]

my friend got an abortion once. she was pretty distraught about it, but had decided it was the best thing to be done since she was pretty much a fuckup. Anyway, she went to the doctor to make sure she was still pregnant and he told her that she had twins. I wonder if she got charged double

[AndySlash]

bah-dum-ch.

grooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[bardy]

well, that actually happened to my friend...well "boss"

but I doubt she got charged double. Her boyfriend at the time though took it a bit lightheartedly and made her park in the expectant mother spaces at the mall.

[Ol' Couch Ass]

Class act.

[rocksteady]

Originally Posted by bardy

my friend got an abortion once.

she was pretty distraught about it, but
she had decided it was the best thing to be done since
she was pretty much a fuckup. Anyway,
she went to the doctor to make sure
she was still pregnant and he told her that
she had twins. I wonder if
she got charged double

.

[bardy]

are you commenting on the way I format my posts because while that is very visually attractive I don't think it flows as well

[rocksteady]

alright im going to get my mic out sometime this evening and read it aloud how it reads in my head. and then you will realize it flows better.

[bardy]

can we make it a song

[rocksteady]

i make the rules

[rocksteady]

no song

[bardy]

bongos?

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by bardy

bongos?

can i play your bongos

[bardy]

yeah sure

[smashingjj]

god damn woman u nasty

[spring]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

ok i changed my opinion about Boner.

Worst netphorian ever. Dude, what the fuck have Lauren, Geo et al done to you? writing page after page full of crap like "my wife is a lot prettier than you" is even fucking worse than i_was_aborted's "i don't give a fuck about what netphoria thinks about me, and i've got better things to do than posting on Phoria but hey let's write thousands of words proving and defending myself"

Real classy to point out how little you think they have accomplished and how succesful you are. God dammit, shut the fuck up.

thank you Joeri. I was about to make a thread with my great 'opinion' on this. you know...since it's 3 am and i can't sleep and i've paid for 24 hrs of internet here already. but you said it better than i could've.

fuck it Boner, MOVE ON. for the life of me i can't understand how a highly intelligent human being like yourself gets off on picking on kids.

[Ted.]

Fuck you spring. Your Next

[Trotskilicious]

I think he gets off on the fact that it pisses everyone off.

[avian chaos]

lol!

[Ted.]

Basically the difference between me and Alex on here is he regularly floods the board with abrasive, pointless, hostile shit like this. Whereas I waste the better part of one day a few times a year doing shit like this.

[sleeper]

Originally Posted by Ted.

Basically the difference between me and Alex on here is he regularly floods the board with abrasive, pointless, hostile shit like this. Whereas I waste the better part of one day a few times a year doing shit like this.

can i used the fact that hitler killed millions as an excuse to kill one?

i mean pointless hostile shit is pointless hostile shit, it doesnt really matter if you do it in small quantities or large. all this idea could prove is that youre better than alex. not exactly a title one would want to be seen taking any pride in, if you know what im saying

look, i dont know anything about you and ive stayed away from this whole bit of drama, but all i can say is that at this point youre doing more damage to yourself than anyone else. that couldnt have been your intent. maybe you should just stop, go post about sports, take your shoes off, relax

[spring]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

/\ im getting real sick and tired of you and dean not posting. reeeal sick of it. i want you to know that

ME TOO. and you guys also promised me mail boooooourns.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by sleeper

can i used the fact that hitler killed millions as an excuse to kill one?

GREATEST HIT

[Ted.]

Originally Posted by sleeper

can i used the fact that hitler killed millions as an excuse to kill one?

i mean pointless hostile shit is pointless hostile shit, it doesnt really matter if you do it in small quantities or large. all this idea could prove is that youre better than alex. not exactly a title one would want to be seen taking any pride in, if you know what im saying

look, i dont know anything about you and ive stayed away from this whole bit of drama, but all i can say is that at this point youre doing more damage to yourself than anyone else. that couldnt have been your intent. maybe you should just stop, go post about sports, take your shoes off, relax

your next pseduo-intellecutal douche.

Alright. Time to move on with my list. Here's where I'm at so far:

Ace of Aces/Boner/etc - In the words of PBE, "creates very specific threads about sports with very long titles that are cut off because they exceed the maximum length for a thread title and then he just continues writing it in the actual post."
Aeroplane - Dumb, annoying, uninteresting, dumb gay dude.
Alex - I e-respect him on a rudimentary level for being a true original on this board. I'd either beat his ass or ignore him if we ever met IRL. The real Alex is just so hopeless and stuck in loserdom, that it would compel me ass-kick or ignore him.
alisonmonster - One of the top 10 female netphorians on the board. Also a top 10 Canadian boarder.
Ammy - I like her but she just too grown up for my taste. Or I am too immature to respect/"get" her.
Andrew_Pakula (not Alex’s alias the REAL Andy P.) Someone really needs to buy Netphoria from this piece of shit. He only comes around when there is something going on in Bollywood. And he trusted the board to a The Gaddrow, who was never around.
AndySlash - Top Minnesota Netphorian. He use to remind of David, then I realized David is a complete douche and Slash is actually pretty cool. Would like to meet him IRL and drink beer and watch a Twins game.
avian chaos - Hot, funny, and not around enough.
barden - I just hope he'll really rent out his flat to me for World Cup 2010.
bardy - She said I would be the Netphorian who she would want as her boss. As long as she could deal with my unwarranted sexual advances, I think we could have an outstanding working relationship.
beef curtains - She's from The Pallouse. That explains a lot.
benjamin619 - I don't have a real good grasp on him, but he likes sports. Tha's a plus.
BlueStar - Formerly one of my top 10 Netphorians. I'd still rank her in the top 25 all-time boarders. But the more involved with politics she has gotten, it seems like she has gotten more warped for the worse. I do like that she is a pro-life Democrat though, because I am as well and there are few of us. Well I guess I'm Libertarian now. My bad.
****** (rocksteady now) - I wish I weren't a dick to him back in the day. I also would have liked to have kicked it with him when he was travelling the Earth.
Boycott Graceland - Pretty much never liked anything about him.
BumbleBeeMouth - Likes soccer. Needs to post more.
celluloid_love - I think he is now the main purveyor of racist schtick since coffee spoon went into semi-retirement.
ChristHimself - Hilarious, gay, intelligent, gay, and someone who I've done a 180 on. Thought he was pretty annoying back in the day, but not really sure why. Would like to drink European beer and talk about life with him.
christian zaumbie vampires - Que es esto?
CoolAsIceCream - Can't get based that name. Maybe some day I will.
cork_soaker - Que es esto?
D. - This guy is a complete douchebag. He's just some generic moron who thinks Kansas City is awesome, it's still cool to smoke pot even when you're an adult, and that any job where you get to carry a gun is cool even if you're making 10 bucks an hour and doing jack shit... as long as you're holding a gun.
daydreamer999 - Haven't formed an opinion. Yet. I voted TCM for Ted.
Dead - Apparently he is the biggest douchebag in the history of Netphoria. But aside from watching too much TV, having red hair, and being Canadian, I'm not sure why we consider him such a douche. That said, this guy is a complete douchebag.
DeadOpera - One of the more even keel Nethporians. Not a drama whore. Not a suicidal manaic. Generally, not a purveyor of The Chat Thread. Also, one of the people with Turbo Smashing Pumpkin Referenced Lyric Screennames whose guts I don't hate.
dean r koontz - This guy rocks if for nothign else other than having the wackiest, most unstable bit in Netphoria history -- a Swedish guy pretending to be from Fort Worth, Texas. And not even spelling Fort Worth correctly.
Debaser - Has replaced Guz as the King of Netphoria Fanasty Leagues. Of the Sac-Town Netphorian Crew, Jared seems like someone I'd be liklier to get along with very well IRL. Either way, I'd like to go out with those dudes and talk politics and sports over about 83 1/2 beers.
DeviousJ - One of the 5 Funniest Netphorians of All Time.
disslunker - I think it's fair to say I hate this motherfucker's guts. Though I don't hate his guts as much as I used to hate them.
drmoon - Dumb whore. Desi trying to hide the fact she's Desi with stupid username, Dr. Moon.
duovamp - One of 2006's better additions. He's certainly up for Newcomer of the Year. If he wins, I hope Kanye West doesn't get angry and go to blows with duovamp because I think Kanye would beat duovamp's white ass.
East Rocket - All I know is that she lives in Texas.
ella - Pretty much represents everything I hate about pasty, Suburban, early 20-something, pseudo-indie white chicks. EVERYTHING. Ugh. What a stupid, stupid, stupid bitch. Her comments on Mormonism were just hilarious. Sad. But hilarious. Sad because you know this twat fancies herself as open-minded. Hilarious because they expose her as, well, a stupid Suburban white girl.
Elvis The Fat Years - Da Bulls. He doesn't seem like someone who would get along with most of the people on here. He's not a weirdo, he isn't into sports, he hasn't attempted suicide in the past 6 months, and he is above-average looking.
Esty - This will sound extremely homosexual but if I ever was able to kill the Netphorian addiction and quit this board, Esty is one of about 7 people here who I would genuinely miss.
Eulogy - There really, truly cannot be that more than 3 men in the world have the following in common: 1) bisexual, 2) NASCAR junkie, 3) current Notre Dame student. Despite the age difference and his occasional displays of arrogance, I think he is pretty cool.
Ever - I really do not know who the fuck this is

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Boner
[B

Dead[/b] - Apparently he is the biggest douchebag in the history of Netphoria. But aside from watching too much TV, having red hair, and being Canadian, I'm not sure why we consider him such a douche. That said, this guy is a complete douchebag.\

LMFAO

[Despite]

I like you all.

[waltermcphilp]

Originally Posted by Despite

I like you all.

go to hell