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06-09-2017, 10:32 AM | #61 |
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Yes. Donald Duck grabbed her by the pussy with a cigar
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06-09-2017, 10:50 AM | #62 |
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oh my god this fucking reminds me of the greatest story i had meant to tell on netphoria back when it happened, but somehow completely forgot about it.
i went to get dinner and drinks with a friend and at some point another person she knew joined us, and invited us to a comedy club he's promoting or is partner's at or whatever the fuck it was. like a really really small joint, just a small stage with wHaCy backdrop and a bunch of sofas and small tables for what otherwise serves as a bar. it was an open mic night, and i got to see like 6 people, out of which 4 or 5 bombed horrifically. first performed this lady, around 35 years old i guesstimate, that was supposedly doing "standup" but was actually not telling jokes at all, just talking about her life and trying to fish for reponse and interaction from the crowd. after talking to most of the "crowd" at one point she got to me, and upon hearing i'm from israel started awkwardly interviewing me (there are like 20-30 people present there, it's like super intimate and weird) and telling me about a fling she had when she was in Israel with a guy, his name was Avi lol. all into the mic. we hooked up a while yeah. he was from Tel Aviv haha. his dick was great. oh u from jerusalem? lol. bitch what the hell are you doing holding that mic. then after she finished she just lay all spread out on the couch RIGHT NEXT to the stage, like uncomfortably close, and laughed hysterically at any joke or utterance of syllables from the tugging member currently on "stage". then there were some more lousy ass comedians, and THEN THE ACTUAL STORY HAPPEND (unbelievably, this was just prelude, yaoza). some creepy little Chinese weasel got up on stage and started talking about the weird porn he likes in terrible smoggy Chinese accent. he was telling the audience that we's weird lol, and he likes cartoon porn lol, and he likes watching anima with the huge aliens fucking hot tits ladies with huge guns and weird ass stuff bro lol, AND THEN HE PRECEDED TO TAKE OUT A POEM OUT OF HIS POCKET that he wrote, and read it to the audience as part of his "set" (and i use that term as loosely as i use foolofatook's mom's cunt). he wrote different "lyrics" to elton john's "Can You Feel The Love Tonight", reflecting on his love for porn i reckon. the chorus, which i still distinctly remember, went "Can You Feel My Dick Inside". the guy was absolutely unbelievably criminally insane and creepy and holy fucking oh my god it was a DISASTER. Last edited by teh b0lly!!1 : 06-09-2017 at 11:05 AM. |
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06-09-2017, 10:52 AM | #63 |
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Hold me closer tiny boobies
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06-09-2017, 10:59 AM | #64 |
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hahaha
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06-09-2017, 12:58 PM | #65 |
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legendary!
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06-09-2017, 03:39 PM | #66 |
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06-09-2017, 04:34 PM | #67 |
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yeah McCain seemed senile
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06-09-2017, 07:18 PM | #68 | |
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06-09-2017, 09:54 PM | #69 |
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Did anyone actually think there was any weight behind the "RUSSIA!" excuse?
It's funny, most liberals I hear from believe that Trumps presidency was just a publicity stunt that got out of hand (which I'd typically more agree with), yet at the same time they rage about this delusion that Trump had masterminded this devious plot with the Russians in order to become the next president... I always ask "which one is it then?" I mean it's totally absurd and shows how desperate and how far the Democratic party has fallen. |
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06-09-2017, 10:01 PM | #70 |
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And I'm so sick of hearing the democrats cry that the Russians "HACKED THE ELECTION!"
Let's say there was proof that the Russians were behind the leaks (there is none), all they did was hack some e-mail accounts and leak the content... That's not hacking an election for crying out loud. It's kind of bizarre how divided the sides are. But honestly, it's the liberals who are acting like the nutcases. |
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06-09-2017, 10:29 PM | #71 |
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Shut the fuck up, fuzzy
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06-09-2017, 10:31 PM | #72 |
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He's just a good-hearted guy.
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06-09-2017, 10:32 PM | #73 |
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Poots too. Hearts of Gold. Both of them.
You guys desrve plaques. I'm serious. No really. I swear. For real. |
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06-10-2017, 12:17 AM | #74 | |
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hah. that's pretty good. this one cuts like a lampoon knife too: http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm...b1a51e44dd.jpg |
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06-10-2017, 12:22 AM | #75 | |
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Any political lib honest with themselves would say no, or just don't care. They don't think he belongs there, whatever means necessary to get him out is fine with them. But do these folks know they are siding with all those in cozy political power? Like the Dems, the media and at least half the Republican party, i.e. The Swamp! The Bilderbergs just met in Chantilly last week and their open agenda was taking on Trump. He's an outsider, they want him out. |
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06-10-2017, 01:00 AM | #76 | |
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I normally pass on Anagrams as a means of deciphering potential psy-ops, false flags and/or hoaxes. But its like this Bolly; and because Trump is such an enigma, its tough to know what's going on exactly. I don't know why Trump didn't fire Comey on day 1, but maybe it was to keep him around long enough to hang himself. Since Comey's firing, three very significant things occurred: Wiener pleading guilty to child porn, an FBI raid on a house in Deerborn, Mich, and Reality Winner getting busted. These three things don't happen if Comey is FBI chief. The Deerborn raid was on a business owned by Huma Abedin's family, a front company to make for stealthy operations. Y'all I'm sure are aware, she's (still) married to Anthony Weiner, facing a minimum of 15 years jail time. Reality Winner is quite the interesting story: she was a linguist specialist for the Air Force and apparently speaks 4 languages---English, Farsi, Pashto and Dari. Good spy material, but not good enough because she got caught for espionage. AND...those tapes Trump talks about are probably Comey's tape he made for himself. Not that Trump has tapes on Comey, but that he has Comey's recordings of those conversations which were raided at Comey's D.C. office mere moments after his firing went public while he was in L.A. checkmate! that's why Trump told the press about those tapes today, "You'll be disappointed, I'm sure." Wiener in Get Hillary... anagram for Reality Leigh Winner. I'm not saying, I'm just saying...they got Wiener already and now that Ms. Winner has been rounded up, time for Hillary. What's weird is that they publicise this name and not another one (Rese, or other, it wasn't Reality) this Leigh Winner girl goes by, per an instagram or some such page of hers. That's a decent part of this whole story and how it ties into the bigger picture. You Trump haters will have to be rooting for the Deep State and one of their boys, Robert Mueller, special prosecutor, to take Trump down. Not out of the question, but honestly, Trump is more than holding his own against the D.C. criminals at present. Last edited by The Omega Concern : 06-10-2017 at 01:06 AM. |
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06-10-2017, 01:07 AM | #77 |
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06-10-2017, 01:12 AM | #78 |
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uh
not sure how my joke prompted that |
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06-10-2017, 01:33 AM | #79 | |
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I wanted to clarify it anyway since things have shaken out a bit:
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He's an old Clinton ally and did what he could to keep her, and thus the entire DC cabal she and the previous 4 Presidents have repped, from prosecution. Since Trump is a threat to do just that, he needs to be taken down and Comey is doing his best to do his part. But he's in deep and just might get thrown under the bus at this point...if he's lucky. Last edited by The Omega Concern : 06-10-2017 at 01:41 AM. |
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06-10-2017, 03:07 AM | #80 | |
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Alas I have not lived! |
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06-10-2017, 05:50 AM | #81 |
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I normally pass on Anagrams as a means of deciphering potential psy-ops, false flagsand/or hoaxes.
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06-10-2017, 02:25 PM | #82 |
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I know, he's fucking 6'8"
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07-20-2017, 01:55 AM | #83 |
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07-20-2017, 06:41 AM | #84 | |
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07-21-2017, 06:44 PM | #85 |
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