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Old 07-21-2019, 12:58 PM   #1
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I seriously never thought Id see this message board again, I thought it was gone for good.

 
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Old 07-21-2019, 01:00 PM   #2
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damn i thought it would be funny if i made this post two minutes after 1:16 but netphoria seems to run on its own clock.


this is fucking bullshit.

 
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Old 07-21-2019, 02:35 PM   #3
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Old 07-21-2019, 03:33 PM   #4
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damn i thought it would be funny if i made this post two minutes after 1:16 but netphoria seems to run on its own clock.


this is fucking bullshit.
This is the type of conversation I escape like death irl.

 
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Old 07-21-2019, 03:56 PM   #5
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a blast at parties, you sound like

 
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Old 07-21-2019, 08:21 PM   #6
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i want to share with you the tale of the spirit shart

i was like three miles into my walk, when i felt the urge to fart. i did so and i swear to god i felt a spurt of fecal juice twixt my buttocks. however, i just happened to be about 50 meters from the only bathroom on the trail. so i was of good cheer, until i got to the aforementioned bathroom and found it locked! at 6 pm?!

so then, with clenched sphincter and dread in my heart at the thought of a shit stained behind, i had to waddle back three miles to my home. when i finally returned, i went straight to the toilet, wiped myself off only to discover... nothing!

behold, i had spirit sharted!

 
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Old 07-21-2019, 08:49 PM   #7
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I once got fingerblasted at a party by Lindsey Lohan’s ex. I couldn’t wear those panties ever again after that.

 
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Old 07-22-2019, 08:20 PM   #8
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dont worry babe, i got you a new pair

 
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You're back again!

 
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Old 07-22-2019, 08:41 PM   #10
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Old 07-22-2019, 09:09 PM   #11
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Old 07-22-2019, 09:10 PM   #12
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tbh, i never left

 
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