If your ass hurts

[run2pee]

Or is broken?

Gosh we are here fpr u. Got reflux vs poopen all nite? Do u have regimens

Let’s share em, u r enough

For my part, takes 3x witch hazel wipes plus 2x famotidine/omeoprazole once daily, plus not even j/k, at least 1x bidet before i would be ready 4 liek

My mom or my omf my Jesus vs his devoted servant/delegee vs my own beloved dad, to see my whole total anuse

[Shallowed]

[run2pee]

He he

Tru: shallowed (esteemed boarder)

This can b the source of laffs

But i maintain that, butt health, = health health

So...any tips/faves?

[Shallowed]

I'm an of steamed boarder?

[Judge My Anus]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Or is broken?

Gosh we are here fpr u. Got reflux vs poopen all nite? Do u have regimens

Let’s share em, u r enough

For my part, takes 3x witch hazel wipes plus 2x famotidine/omeoprazole once daily, plus not even j/k, at least 1x bidet before i would be ready 4 liek

My mom or my omf my Jesus vs his devoted servant/delegee vs my own beloved dad, to see my whole total anuse

[MyOneAndOnly]

Get a bidet. Keeps that ass clean and spiffy

[duovamp]

Was it Byron Barnes who had a Quran in his shitter?

[reprise85]

i take antacids pretty frequently, probably 3 times a week

have IBS but it is mostly under control. it used to be really bad. then i got addicted to opiates and it fixed it and when i got off of them it never came back. well i mean i still have it but we're talking a few problems a month vs every day

pro tip: get addicted to opiates, will cure chronic pooping

also might have something to do with getting my anxiety under control

[ovary]

i am lactose intolerant but i don't care
9PM dairy hour
get me that big bowl
mix up some chunky chocolate
with some cookies and cream
dollop of peanut butter
and some choco chips
feelin full halfway thru
power it out
gotta make it to the end
for the best part:
big motherfuckin glass of milk
straight down
no regrets
bedtime
then several sloppy shits
across the morning hours
it's okay
have a glass of milk
stomach quiets in the afternoon
dinnertime, milktime,
9PM dairy hour

[Alice]

Is there no end to this board’s insistent dwelling upon unsavory and quite frankly unrefined topics such as these? Have you people no sense of decency? Did no one instill in you an appropriately debilitating level of shame relating to all things corporeal? I continue to be appalled but am sadly no longer surprised by the unrelenting baseness of you people

[smashingjj]

why in the first place the glass of milk

are you 5?

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by Alice

Is there no end to this board’s insistent dwelling upon unsavory and quite frankly unrefined topics such as these? Have you people no sense of decency? Did no one instill in you an appropriately debilitating level of shame relating to all things corporeal? I continue to be appalled but am sadly no longer surprised by the unrelenting baseness of you people

you must be new here

[butthurt]

My butt hurts.

[FoolofaTook]

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by ovary

i am lactose intolerant but i don't care
9PM dairy hour
get me that big bowl
mix up some chunky chocolate
with some cookies and cream
dollop of peanut butter
and some choco chips
feelin full halfway thru
power it out
gotta make it to the end
for the best part:
big motherfuckin glass of milk
straight down
no regrets
bedtime
then several sloppy shits
across the morning hours
it's okay
have a glass of milk
stomach quiets in the afternoon
dinnertime, milktime,
9PM dairy hour

u know there are lactase tablets

[Alice]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

you must be new here

Thank you for noticing! I am a new fan of Smashing Pumpkins after hearing the CYR album for the first time and I've come to discuss the like layers you know and the cool way how they make the instruments sounds like other different instruments you know and also the drums tones wowee they just remove my socks do you know? Are any of their other albums any good?

[Alice]

I suppose an introduction is perhaps in order yes?

[Alice]

I'm 28 years old. I live with my girlfriend in Stockholm, Sweden. I have a masters degree in 'Modern Psychology', but I'm currently studying the Swedish law part-time. On average I make approximately 51000 € each year. I play in two bands, one is a fusion of pop and jazz, and the other one is a straight out alt rock project. I've listened to the Pumpkins since about two weeks ago, and never stopped listening. I am very open minded about things, but cannot understand all the gutter talk on these threads. Are people here really that locked up in themselves? Are they that lonely, that miserable?

[ovary]

Originally Posted by reprise85

u know there are lactase tablets

i'm not afraid to pay for my sins

[MyOneAndOnly]

I was on opiates for a week after a surgery a few years ago. Didn't poo for a week. When i finally felt the urge to go i had a compacted bowel... I spent hours lying on the bathroom floor in agony. I nearly went to the emergency room. It took multiple doses of laxatives and two suppositories to get things moving.

if you're taking lots of Vicodin or some similar pain killer make sure you also take a stool softener

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by Alice

I'm 28 years old. I live with my girlfriend in Stockholm, Sweden. I have a masters degree in 'Modern Psychology', but I'm currently studying the Swedish law part-time. On average I make approximately 51000 € each year. I play in two bands, one is a fusion of pop and jazz, and the other one is a straight out alt rock project. I've listened to the Pumpkins since about two weeks ago, and never stopped listening. I am very open minded about things, but cannot understand all the gutter talk on these threads. Are people here really that locked up in themselves? Are they that lonely, that miserable?

wait, that was you?!

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

I was on opiates for a week after a surgery a few years ago. Didn't poo for a week. When i finally felt the urge to go i had a compacted bowel... I spent hours lying on the bathroom floor in agony. I nearly went to the emergency room. It took multiple doses of laxatives and two suppositories to get things moving.

if you're taking lots of Vicodin or some similar pain killer make sure you also take a stool softener

oh man you just reminded me of a time when i ate a bunch of almonds and had this issue and after two days of laxatives and suppositories still nothing came, i was so bloated and was really worried but then one morning after class i had a normal poop like nothing was wrong, after days of laxatives doing nothing. i was even talking to a friend about it at the time and i never talk to people in person about shit like this. i was so happy when it was over.

i agree with the stool softener for sure

[smashingjj]

All these years i thought it was "veckastimest"

[run2pee]

wicked tips

bitchin faves

glad to hear ppl are listening to their ass. also, the bravery/authenticity in this thread is inspiring. as for my part i will lite a candle for each ass of which this thread contains postings. your ass will be in my mind or my prayer, depending on if god is truly real

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

Get a bidet. Keeps that ass clean and spiffy

It really is so easy

Dont understand for the life of me why ppl dont all have a bidet

Just buy it and like install it yourself. Stop drinking shit beer u used to drink for like 2 months, pocket that cash, then buy it. Why dont we all have them? Is it cultural?

[FoolofaTook]

They get FIVE STARS because they are the only supermarket that regularly carries CRÈME CHEESE from the United States in their Deli.

Looks like Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese ,
Packed in a Silver & Blue box (with some added red printing) like Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese,
The contents are wrapped in foil like Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese,
and best of all,
IT TASTES JUST LIKE Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese!!!

I'm betting it is made in the same Kraft Food Creme Cheese Factory used for Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese, just packaged differently under a different name especially for export.

I've spent two years looking for this to go with bagels available from Café Cliché and sliced smoked salmon, available from Pricemart. (Pricemart does sell Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese, but only in 3 pound quantities).

The local Queso de Crèma is nothing at all like Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese. It is runny, and tastes different. It's good if you've never had Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese. But it is something unique unto itself and not a substitute for Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese.

[FoolofaTook]

[Joey Goldberg]

a SHIT post?

in an ASS thread?

fool of a took you dirty dog...

[FoolofaTook]

The local Queso de Crèma is nothing at all like Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese.




It is runny, and tastes different.




It's good if you've never had Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese.




But it is something unique unto itself and not a substitute for Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese.

[Joey Goldberg]