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Old 01-22-2018, 04:21 PM   #1
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Default Official Netphoria Multi-Level Marketing Membership Recruiting Thread

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Old 01-22-2018, 06:04 PM   #2
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Sounds familiar...

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 10:04 PM   #3
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not bad copy

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 02:18 AM   #4
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I'll buy 10!

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 02:26 AM   #5
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It's a good thing your letting gen boarders in on the good stuff!

Ok, bye

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 02:35 AM   #6
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Sounds familiar...
"I don't even know what a Ponzi scheme is. Do you?"

At first I thought Skupin was guilty, but then he said this. How could he commit a crime without knowing what that crime even is?

Wolchek knows what a Ponzi scheme is, though. You heard him admit it himself. Knowing what a Ponzi scheme is seems an awful lot like something a Ponzi schemer would do. I'm on to you, Wolchek. #fakenews

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 02:36 AM   #7
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Also, in Skupin's defense, it really doesn't sound like a Ponzi scheme at all.

More like a pyramid scheme.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 03:01 AM   #8
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Also, in Skupin's defense, it really doesn't sound like a Ponzi scheme at all.

More like a pyramid scheme.
http://people.com/crime/survivors-mi...d-pornography/

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I’m sorry if I did anything wrong, I really thought I was helping people through a business I took over called Pay It Forward.

I took the plea on that charge because I had lost faith in our justice system. I lost that faith when a jury of strangers said “probably” and found me guilty of possession of child porn. I did not look at or download anything on my computer that could have been considered anything even close to child porn.


 
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Old 01-23-2018, 05:41 AM   #9
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Can we sell some amway too while we're at it?

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 01:56 PM   #10
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I'll buy 10!
You're going to go far in this business, friend. You'll be a seven-star ruby poster in no time.

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I'm sure he'll do just fine in prison. He's a survivor, after all.

In fact, I hope they televise the sentence. It'd be the best season of the show yet.

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Can we sell some amway too while we're at it?
Of course, their our affiliate! HerbaLife, too!

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 01:56 PM   #11
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But seriously, please bring us new posters.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 02:11 PM   #12
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experience the real magic of chia pets

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 02:11 PM   #13
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call now

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 05:29 PM   #14
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But seriously, please bring us new posters.
A lot of people seem enthusiastic about posting on a message board, but as soon as the smashing pumpkins is mentioned they just stop responding. What's up with that.

 
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