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Old 09-25-2017, 10:44 PM   #1561
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Not quite on the whatcoler/Breeg lvl tho.

Men can be beautiful.
i'm a babe too, babe

 
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Old 09-25-2017, 11:07 PM   #1562
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Old 09-26-2017, 04:17 AM   #1563
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Now you just have to throw that at someone with decent velocity.

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 07:56 AM   #1564
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A bit of loose plumbing and an arc welder puts you only a hammer away from getting some use out of that thing.

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 07:57 AM   #1565
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...is how she argued your case to her roommate as you waited lobbyside.

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 08:05 AM   #1566
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Lol buzzard.


wait!?! Did myosis just babe-ify me?

Like, woah

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 08:15 AM   #1567
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Byron a hipster??? But... he reads pitchfork!


 
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Old 09-26-2017, 08:17 AM   #1568
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All netphorians are beautiful!
I see you've never met Poots.

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 08:52 AM   #1569
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I've been thinking (four real) since we once had a netphorian boob album it would be only fair if we had a netphorian pec album. think about it. bet we have some stellar chests up in this bitch.

whose going first? Poots? Fuzzlord? I'm posting my furry little breasts but only after everyone else does. Save the best for last and all that if you know what I'm saying.

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 10:21 AM   #1570
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it will be a while before i get the phrase "furry little breasts" out of my head now. thanks.

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 10:44 AM   #1571
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My twin ewoks.

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 10:57 AM   #1572
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has anyone here even seen a hipster before??

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 11:07 AM   #1573
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Check page 53 bruh.

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 11:08 AM   #1574
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Still Byron is sexy haberdasher or not.

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 11:11 AM   #1575
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Cork soaker you should be thr first to post your twin ewoks.

Or maybe Barden. I bet he has a magnificent torso.

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 02:35 PM   #1576
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I have no interest in this idea, for the record. Why shatter the mystery?



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Old 09-26-2017, 07:13 PM   #1577
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i'm in Iceland now and i might go to the penis museum

 
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Old 09-26-2017, 07:40 PM   #1578
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It's the penis museum when you walk in
It's the envy museum when you walk out

 
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Old 10-02-2017, 05:47 PM   #1579
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soft lighting. count to three and on 3 have them look at the camera. take tons of photos to capture that pose. this will give them a chance to refine their facial pose. repeat that. put them in different poses but repeat that process.

that's all i know. you want to capture a live body and not a stiff figure.
I have to pull the film advance lever after each photo, so it's hard to take a burst of shots and just pick the most natural one. Also, using film makes me more judicious about each exposure, so I try to make sure that the shot will actually be worth it, instead of going for quantity.

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doing a posed smile so it looks like a genuine smile of happiness or mirth is a skill that most people do not have, but it's pretty easy to learn to do. when most people smile for a camera, they do a "full" smile for a brief second and then almost instantly let a lot of the muscles in their face droop. This creates a notorious posed smile look. that is my only advice.

source: I'm photogenic
I should have phrased that better. My problem isn't about getting the standard poses and smiles to look more genuine, but rather to get photos that are more interesting than the standard "pose and smile" in the first place. I dunno, when I look at interesting human photography (not, like, wedding photos and stuff), it usually looks more like the subject is engaged in an action or feeling something, rather than just looking at the camera and smiling.

I haven't found too much trouble getting genuine smiles. Most strangers I ask for photographs are quite chuffed to have been asked, and want the photos so that they can upload them to their social media and whatnot.

 
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Old 10-02-2017, 06:24 PM   #1580
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A friend recently lent me a couple of photography books, one on still life, the other on portraits. Maybe there'll be good tips in those.

Last time I was dropping off some rolls at the drug store, I let the guy behind the counter know that I accidentally shot an ISO 400 colour roll at ISO 200, so that it'd be swell if they could pull it in processing so that it wouldn't come out overexposed. He informed me that the machine is totally automated, so they can't really intervene and push or pull film. "Even if it's automated, surely there must be a button to select the film speed," I asked him. He said there isn't even that.

I suppose that the machine can read the DX code the same way that some cameras more advanced than mine can, but not allowing the option of overriding that seems silly. At least it didn't seem to cause any issues... I can't even tell which roll was the one I overexposed. I've read that colour-negative film has a hire tolerance for over-/underexposure than, say, black & white or slide. And then, I rely on the automatic settings as the camera hasn't even got a light meter, so since there is no spot-metering function, it's perfectly possible that going a stop over or under is actually better than what my camera picks in certain situations (I really have to be more cognizant of when my camera is probably exposing for the bright background, underexposing my subjects... it never occurs to me when I'm actually shooting, and I've gotten back a few photos with facial features slightly obscured by shadow).

 
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Old 10-02-2017, 11:22 PM   #1581
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I have also never changed partially exposed rolls without fucking up. Either I don't wind them enough and end up exposing my film, or I wind it all the way in and can't reuse it.

I don't have a film picker, so last time I was at the developer, I asked them to pick it for me. Finally, I could complete a partially exposed roll!

Except when I was trying to rewind it into the cartridge, the film tore and didn't actually go in. It just stuck into the take-up spool. So I exposed it when I opened the camera.

God must want me to waste film.

 
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Old 10-02-2017, 11:31 PM   #1582
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I bought a cheap film-picker and using it is pretty much the worst experience ever outside of connecting USB devices in the dark.

Don't attempt to save money on that one.

 
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Old 10-03-2017, 02:19 AM   #1583
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I see you never tried shooting up in the dark, buzzard.

Labelle your avatar looks like me on the morning i woke up to find my mouth somewhat altered by boots.


SHIT JUST GOT REAL

 
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Old 10-03-2017, 02:42 AM   #1584
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The residual glow of my teaspoon was always enough to get by on.

 
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Old 10-03-2017, 11:18 AM   #1585
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it's easier in the dark than in a moving car

 
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Old 10-16-2017, 10:59 PM   #1586
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Old 10-17-2017, 12:05 AM   #1587
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Are we to be bosom buddies?

 
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Old 10-17-2017, 06:35 PM   #1588
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the island, it had a dry canal

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it had a kitten

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and at least 8 more cats

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there was a village

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it had christ on a donkey

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there was scenery

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there was rock

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I behaved like a dick

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the island asked me to

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Old 10-17-2017, 06:47 PM   #1589
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Did anyone ever guess which island was it?

 
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Old 10-17-2017, 06:50 PM   #1590
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even I at this point have no idea

 
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