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01-30-2018, 05:44 PM | #5911 | |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
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i didn't know there was free entry to the spa on your birthday, unfortunately i prepaid our access to ensure we could get in. could have saved a little there. still, we got free breakfast because they gave a 50$ credit for the in-house restaurant. i was very late for work. |
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01-30-2018, 05:46 PM | #5912 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
Posts: 6,421
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really no privacy in that shower:
https://entourageresort.com/wp-conte...7/FFP_1060.jpg |
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01-30-2018, 05:50 PM | #5913 |
full of longing
Posts: 11,538
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i once stayed at Citizen M in Paris, and the shower was essentially a glass enclosure in the main room
https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/me...guest-room.jpg i liked it |
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01-30-2018, 05:55 PM | #5914 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
Posts: 6,421
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ahhh, Paris!
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01-30-2018, 06:04 PM | #5915 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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Hope you guys tipped housekeeping. or at least washed the pubes out.
ahhhh, shower pubes! |
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01-30-2018, 06:07 PM | #5916 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
Posts: 6,421
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they tried to come in at 8 o'clock. is that standard?
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01-30-2018, 06:28 PM | #5917 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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just tell 'em to go away
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01-30-2018, 06:30 PM | #5918 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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feeding my daughter fruits is hilarious, she hates them so much! i figure she would love them because she would kick like crazy when i would eat them while i was pregnant with her....or maybe she hated them then too and was protesting. at least she likes vegetables!
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01-30-2018, 06:53 PM | #5919 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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01-30-2018, 10:07 PM | #5920 | |
Apocalyptic Poster
Posts: 1,764
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Vegetables and not fruit? What a queer little urchin |
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01-30-2018, 10:21 PM | #5921 | |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,882
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i don't know about fortitude, though. it was keep living or kill myself. last year was really really bad. I was suicidal for months. I had planned to kill myself and prepped for it. And it's not over. I'm in the same house with my soon to be ex until the end of next week. my last day of work is tomorrow. I have to go to a completely new company and hope to gawd that my new insurance covers my meds and that I can finaly come out and stop dressing like a guy at work . Last edited by MyOneAndOnly : 01-30-2018 at 10:30 PM. |
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01-31-2018, 01:47 AM | #5922 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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i know, she's quite funny! even her doctor warned me to give her veggies first because once she had the fruit she would hold out for it. lol WRONG
there's also meat baby food but i reallllly don't want to give her that, it looks like cat food. her formula has enough nutrients in it that i don't *have* to give it to her, and can just feed her regular proteins when she has enough teeth. she's really starting to get a personality now, which is soooo much fun to be a part of. |
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01-31-2018, 01:48 AM | #5923 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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oh and she responds to her name which is heart-meltingly adorable
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01-31-2018, 06:31 PM | #5924 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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i know what you mean. i want to laugh and cry every time karl does it.
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01-31-2018, 08:20 PM | #5925 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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Aphelion just accepted my Mormon Zombie Apocalypse. Dude said it was 'fun'.
LORD OF THIS WORLD EVIL POSSESSOR |
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01-31-2018, 08:28 PM | #5926 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Hello, Thanks for your submission! This story is a lot of fun and I’m looking forward to putting it in our February issue! However, if you could send me a short bio to put up with it I’d appreciate it. It doesn’t have to be too long, just 3 or 4 sentences, although it can be longer if you like, and I’d need it preferably by this Friday.
FUCK YES |
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01-31-2018, 08:46 PM | #5927 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,748
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Congrats, bitchin
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01-31-2018, 08:49 PM | #5928 | |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Look like u got some stiff competition at aphelion tho fam:
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01-31-2018, 08:50 PM | #5929 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,748
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I wonder if Jake Cosmos Aller knows David Avocado Wolfe
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01-31-2018, 08:55 PM | #5930 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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"Jonny S. is a lifelong servant of Beezelbub, and dedicates all of his writings to the God of the Earth. He was born in [wherever] and has traveled to [however many] countries in order to spread the prophecy of Beezelbub through his prose. He also enjoys carbohydrates and is a champion shoe thrower." |
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01-31-2018, 08:55 PM | #5931 |
full of longing
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01-31-2018, 08:56 PM | #5932 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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01-31-2018, 09:02 PM | #5933 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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01-31-2018, 09:03 PM | #5934 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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01-31-2018, 09:03 PM | #5935 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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01-31-2018, 09:38 PM | #5936 |
Minion of Satan
Posts: 6,781
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Giant Nazi Spiders was a real page-turner.
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02-01-2018, 07:07 PM | #5937 | |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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02-01-2018, 07:08 PM | #5938 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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02-01-2018, 07:13 PM | #5939 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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This is the first step on the path to the stars.
Your just jealous. |
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02-01-2018, 07:19 PM | #5940 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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