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Old 06-23-2013, 03:27 PM   #1
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Old 06-23-2013, 03:47 PM   #2
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ye olde

 
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Old 06-23-2013, 03:51 PM   #3
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*gasping for air*

 
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Old 06-23-2013, 03:52 PM   #4
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this would make a p good movie

 
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Old 06-23-2013, 03:56 PM   #5
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That excerpt is pissing me off.

 
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Old 06-23-2013, 03:58 PM   #6
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what about the synopsis

 
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Old 06-23-2013, 04:01 PM   #7
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i see how it might could be interesting if fleshed out the right way.

 
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Old 06-23-2013, 04:01 PM   #8
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how dare you hardcore posting things getting laura mad

 
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Old 06-23-2013, 04:02 PM   #9
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u sound like grandma, dawg.

 
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Old 06-23-2013, 04:03 PM   #10
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whenever i mad i just down a bunch of takis

 
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Old 06-23-2013, 04:05 PM   #11
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i slammed a whole bag of flamin' hot cheetos con limon on a bus-ride home yesterday. i don't play.

 
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Old 06-23-2013, 04:05 PM   #12
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i wuzn't mad tho

 
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Old 06-24-2013, 12:52 AM   #13
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let's see the full text!

 
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Old 06-24-2013, 02:37 AM   #14
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i signed up, in the hopes that i could read the whole thing. NOT AUTHORIZED.

 
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Old 06-24-2013, 03:13 AM   #15
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Disturbing and yet not wholly unsurprising

 
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:05 PM   #16
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i slammed a whole bag of flamin' hot cheetos con limon on a bus-ride home yesterday. i don't play.
I got diarrhea from reading that

 
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Old 06-25-2013, 07:32 AM   #17
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gotta catch 'em all

 
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Old 06-25-2013, 08:08 AM   #18
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I find it difficult to believe some dude would be down to beat guts all day and still manage normal conversation I think that would require rainman type focus, only with a dick. Huh. Whoa.

 
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Old 06-25-2013, 10:28 AM   #19
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them guts ain't even real.

 
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Old 06-28-2014, 01:40 AM   #20
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Old 06-28-2014, 01:44 AM   #21
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These guys are a bunch of, pun not originally intended, dicks. Seriously i'm the least prude person but that's just...wow....... all kinds of fucking wrong. In fat i'd find it hard not to find some sort of passive aggressive meaning in such a gift.


anyway speaking of...things like that..gf linked me this article earlier: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06...you_to_heaven/

That "ad".......(the second one)

 
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Old 06-28-2014, 01:57 AM   #22
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in america that's pretty standard. i got my boss a sybian and he laughed it off at first but he eventually started using it and enjoying it

 
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Old 06-28-2014, 02:03 AM   #23
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relevenant search. much thread. question retarded. california much customs.

 
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Old 06-28-2014, 02:05 AM   #24
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(A search for "gifts" brought up this thread and Christmas, this one is a better fit.)

Met some new people through work, Californians, pretty chill, nice enough.

Last day for me so we went out for drinks together and they (three men) gave me a goodbye gift. A bit odd after only four days together, but I thought maybe they found some joke gift for a foreigner, kinda sweet.

Unwrapped it, and in the middle of a restaurant (with other people on the table) I held this in my hands:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ub5qy-Ixcx...commodator.jpg


Am I a total prude or is it plain wrong to give this to a working acquaintance?
No that is vile

 
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Old 06-28-2014, 03:20 AM   #25
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californians are shit

 
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Old 06-28-2014, 03:20 AM   #26
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HUMAN SHIT

 
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Old 06-28-2014, 03:34 AM   #27
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but Hitler and skat porn didn't come from California.

 
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Old 06-28-2014, 10:20 AM   #28
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Are we sure about scat porn?


And maybe hitler didn't come from cali (again though are we sure?), but who puts hitler in a fair amout of films!?!?!?! HOLLYWOOD. Obviously they're in love with him.

 
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Old 06-28-2014, 07:38 PM   #29
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(A search for "gifts" brought up this thread and Christmas, this one is a better fit.)

Met some new people through work, Californians, pretty chill, nice enough.

Last day for me so we went out for drinks together and they (three men) gave me a goodbye gift. A bit odd after only four days together, but I thought maybe they found some joke gift for a foreigner, kinda sweet.

Unwrapped it, and in the middle of a restaurant (with other people on the table) I held this in my hands:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ub5qy-Ixcx...commodator.jpg


Am I a total prude or is it plain wrong to give this to a working acquaintance?
...the fuck?

 
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Old 06-29-2014, 12:45 AM   #30
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What was their reaction when you opened it? What was the conversation after that?

That's fucked up.

 
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