Got a sure thing basketball play today!

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Paris Hilton? Really? She looks like Skeletor in drag.

Oh come on brotherman, you know that's not true!

She was hot as hell, still is for that matter. (here's a recent pick below)

Gorgeous gorgeous woman

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...d_Mall_-_7.JPG

https://timestylelife.files.wordpres...1355.jpg?w=260

http://img01.ibnlive.in/ibnlive/uplo...-30-180211.jpg

Any guys who bag on her for looks remind me of this

https://memegenerator.net/img/instan...uldnt-bang.jpg

[buzzard]

Are you letting your thirteen-year-old cousin post for you again or is this actually some dude in his thirties publicly lusting after tabloid fodder from 2005?

[fuzzyroes]

Yes Buzz, I'm publicly 'lusting' after tabloid fodder from 2005.

[buzzard]

...on social media (which this forum absolutely is).

[fuzzyroes]

Yeah, Nephoria is an odd conundrum when you think about it in that sense... We're essentially wasting an enormous amount of time discussing menial things on a social media platform that very few people use. But such is life in many ways.

[fuzzyroes]

Anyone else watching any of the Christmas games?

Man, these are some fun match-ups! It was a blast watching Cleveland and Golden State duke it out and the Washington/Boston game was super exciting too. Definitely a great showcase for the NBA and a great holiday tradition.

I've got the Harden/Westbrook reunion taping now, that's gonna be a fun one.

[fuzzyroes]

Fuck man, watching that T-wolves/Lakers game last night was hysterical! Hearing Shaq and Charles Barkley call a whole game with those other guys might have just been the best thing ever... So unprofessional by broadcasting standards but incredibly entertaining, I wish they'd do a game like this once a week.

[fuzzyroes]

They show some tweet with a guy making fun of Shaqs shirt and Shaqs all "YO MAMA BOUGHT ME THIS SHIRT, TELL YO MAMA MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR ME"

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.hitfi...rPTRHSWENN.jpg

He's just a widdle guy!

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

y'all are wannabes

best offspring album is low key ixnay on the hombre

Yeah, no. Ixnay has some good tracks but lots of filler. Smash is like 90% pop-punk-whatever perfection.

[FlamingGlobes]

Speaking of hot tips, my dog's new food makes his shit smell like ass.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

This man speaks the truth.

Offspring in my opinion has always been a 1 album wonder.

I know a lot of people who hold Americana in really high regard, but I've never understood why. A funny story, I bought Ignition (cause I actually hadn't heard it at this point) at some crappy local pawn shop for like a buck and when I opened it up at home it had the Americana disc inside. I thought I'd give it another shot, and it hasn't aged well... The dudes always had a weird voice, but it doesn't mesh with most of those songs whereas it worked on Smash.

Ignition's not a bad album. I still enjoy Dirty Magic on the occasion it pops up.

[FoolofaTook]

Paris Hilton is nasty.

I stand by this.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Yeah, no. Ixnay has some good tracks but lots of filler. Smash is like 90% pop-punk-whatever perfection.

false, there are only like 2 skip tracks on Ixnay

[qwerty sp]

That's a classic

:nerdling:

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Paris Hilton is nasty.

I stand by this.

Agreed, she seems like an empty shell of a person and has a horrible fashion sense.

Sure her bone structure seems alright, but that alone does not a good person make.

[vixnix]

I actually don't mind Paris Hilton but that's because I feel for her, being tall with broad shoulders, like me. You have to work pretty hard to look feminine and it includes starving yourself literally to the bone to appear small, at which point you have no boobs left and people call you gaunt and a skeletor drag queen and you have no thoughts left in your brain except how incredibly hungry you feel so people think you're vapid and shallow

fucken sucks

[smashingjj]

luckily her personality clearly shows she's not vapid and shallow

[vixnix]

her brain is just unable to focus on anything except staying skinny, which is a full time job for her, so of course she has no personality

it sucks, and it's her choice. but I still feel sorry for her

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah maybe I was too harsh. After all we share similaritudes: tall thin full of shit spoiled etc.

But I just meant physically. I have met a number of males (like fuzzlord) who drool over her and I don't get it. She is not attractive.

[FoolofaTook]

You don't look anything like her Vixnix. If anyone on Phorya resembles skeletor in drag it is me heh.

[LaBelle]

My problem with people like Paris Hilton is that they put so much effort into becoming these statuesque almost physics defying perfect figures that they just stop resembling humans to me... That's not 99% of the women look like, I personally think there's more beauty in a flawed natural look than this uber skinny real life barbie doll standards these people are usually (unfairly) held to.

[LaBelle]

Dunno if that makes sense, but whatevs.

[FlamingGlobes]

Man, this thread is blowin' up.

http://www.paris-brasil.com/fotos/al...79aa9b9ff7.jpg

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I have met a number of males (like fuzzlord) who drool over her and I don't get it. She is not attractive.

Are we at all surprised that the guy who beats off to pictures of Tiffani Amber Thiessen from 1991 also gets off on overdone celebs like Paris Hilton?

[fuzzyroes]

Paris Hilton isn't my "celebrity of choice" by any means, but she's still way too hot and rich for the Sum 41 guy.

[fuzzyroes]

As far as celebrities go, it doesn't really get much better than that chick from Wedding Crashers

https://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thi...l&tid=11313778

Oh yeah boys, that's the goddang ticket right there

[fuzzyroes]

*grabs the hand lotion container and tissue box*

[fuzzyroes]

hahaha

[fuzzyroes]

CHARLOTTE + 1.5