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Old 01-02-2015, 06:48 AM   #61
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sorry about my post. didn't mean to make anyone mad or anything, and no i wasn't bragging. i can see how it could come off as that, but yes poor me i suppose.
i didn't take it as that since you told us other stuff but tbh if she's been at it for months i don't think it's casual.

she may be saying that because she thinks it's what you want


either way you won't know unless you give it a shot

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 07:42 AM   #62
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And nothing could go wrong with casually sleeping with a girl that might have actual feelings for you...

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 08:05 AM   #63
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well life is about things going wrong

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 08:21 AM   #64
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If she's lucky, in the throes of passion he might let out an unfortunate "i love you"

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 03:45 PM   #65
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expensive?? not really man

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 03:57 PM   #66
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what do you usually charge?

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 04:00 PM   #67
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i don't sell my body but i wouldn't for $40 especially

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 04:53 PM   #68
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40 seems like just enough to get a tiny amount of a specific drug.

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 05:35 PM   #69
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So like the circumstances under which it occurs 98% of the time
If that stat is correct then yeah. All of that would be sad.

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 06:06 PM   #70
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I'm sure that's a very competitive rate though

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 08:40 PM   #71
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i figure it would be like a car dealership - at the end of the year they're just trying to move product off the showroom floor

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 09:05 PM   #72
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jesus, man

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 10:54 PM   #73
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gooby pls

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:01 PM   #74
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oh wait i just reread the beginning of the thead and it kind of could sound like i picked up a cl hooker. i would just like to clarify that i did no such thing.

i was just on craigslist replying to some ads and the first one that comes back to me says "$40 for a bj and 80 for sex" or something to that effect and i was so taken aback i had to know more.

this was much less charlie sheen and much more dudley doright.

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:02 PM   #75
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this isn't very sexual

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:03 PM   #76
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quit lyin'

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:03 PM   #77
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i got another picture of this one chick posing next to an indian blanket that's hanging on a wall. it looks all profession and stuff but i didn't post even because even i was pretty weirded out by the whole thing the next day.

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:04 PM   #78
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artsy. nice!

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:05 PM   #79
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/blurry shots with lots of hair - look away

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:09 PM   #80
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Hey thanks for responding. Sorry I wasn't able to get back to you sooner, but here's some info about what I do. I'm a licensed massuse experienced in Deep Tissue, Therapeutic and Light Touch. My massages are for one full hour that I perform fully nude. My rate is $100 for the hour and I'm currently available. Depending on your location I'm willing and able to travel to you. My pics are attached in this e-mail.
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:10 PM   #81
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you're gullible, dawg.

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:11 PM   #82
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not like all the way, though.

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:12 PM   #83
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i would consider that if i could be assured nothing deviant or illegal was happening.

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:12 PM   #84
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yea i figure like 90% percent of the ads are fake but why? e-mail phishing?

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:32 PM   #85
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oh wait i just reread the beginning of the thead and it kind of could sound like i picked up a cl hooker. i would just like to clarify that i did no such thing.

i was just on craigslist replying to some ads and the first one that comes back to me says "$40 for a bj and 80 for sex" or something to that effect and i was so taken aback i had to know more.

this was much less charlie sheen and much more dudley doright.
yeah i was gettin toby vibes, you should clarify

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:33 PM   #86
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ok clarified again then.

also ew are you kidding me

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:35 PM   #87
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sorry i see now the post with her picture in it was the serious one and the stuff about going to a cash machine was not

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:38 PM   #88
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but lets be real a nude massage sounds all kinds of boss. i get pro massages every couple of months and its around a hundred for an hour. i leave that place feeling all kinds of sore and then i sweat at night while my body releases toxins...

for an extra $20 i let a naked chick do it but not as crazy? that sounds like an ok alternative. no sex involved (feel i should clarify again).

if this exists i might want in on it.

 
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sorry i see now the post with her picture in it was the serious one and the stuff about going to a cash machine was not
i was slipping in and out of reality myself

 
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:41 PM   #90
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but what ads were you replying to? lol bet u weren't trying to buy a guitar pedal.

 
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