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12-24-2020, 09:03 PM | #5551 |
Ownz
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merry fuckmas, dickbirds
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01-04-2021, 04:05 AM | #5552 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,746
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Does it suck or what
That its sunday or whoever of the long weekend Of the last big celebration where u can go, well at least its this celebration, so im using to get thru it Now its gonna be like monday Be sober be vigiliant b/c your adversary is like the devil or the lion or whatever, seeking whom He may devour |
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01-07-2021, 03:36 PM | #5553 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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so apparently there is a swinger's club a couple of blocks away
should i go? which alcest shirt should i wear, the one with the peecock or the sphinx(ter)? i would ask you which pants to wear but all two of my jeans are identical ... also a little worried about my socks. i wash them regularly in the sink but the stink still kinda lingers ... |
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01-07-2021, 09:04 PM | #5554 |
Virgo
Posts: 42,781
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you're already out of your league.
you need to be 60 yrs old, tan, with shaved legs and a corvette. |
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01-07-2021, 09:07 PM | #5555 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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how do you know my legs aren't shaved?
its ok. i decided to go to the cemetery instead. will post pics tomorrow, just looking over the wall at night it has amazing sepulchres and shit. |
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01-07-2021, 09:12 PM | #5556 | |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,882
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The swing clubs here usually limit how many solo guys can get in. Solo women are OK. Couples of course. But they don't want too many single dicks filling up the room. I have an invite to a monthly play party, but my friend put it on hold back in April. |
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01-07-2021, 09:18 PM | #5557 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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I don't know if it is open. It just popped up on Google maps when I was looking for places to go here.
I was just joking. I could never get the courage to go somewhere like that. I'm going to try to go to Laguna del Otun instead: |
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01-08-2021, 12:09 AM | #5558 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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that's it... yeah! Say your name and confess! This will be played at your trial.
Last edited by MyOneAndOnly : 01-08-2021 at 12:15 AM. |
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01-08-2021, 12:19 AM | #5559 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,882
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if you do get the courage make sure you shower before and do some manscaping. Trim your nails too. There are usually condoms provided, so don't worry about that
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01-08-2021, 12:26 AM | #5560 | |
Minion of Satan
Posts: 6,781
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[holds up papercut] |
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01-08-2021, 03:27 PM | #5561 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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well FTR that blood on his hand was from the woman that was shot by Capital Police while she was trying to break into the House Chambers
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01-08-2021, 05:41 PM | #5562 |
Minion of Satan
Posts: 6,781
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The jus of just deserts.
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01-11-2021, 09:07 AM | #5563 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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Pereira just started a TWO MONTH alcohol ban.
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01-11-2021, 09:29 AM | #5564 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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Like that's gonna stop you from smoking it on the roof
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01-11-2021, 09:34 AM | #5565 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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01-11-2021, 11:04 AM | #5566 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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nuke columbia!!!
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02-17-2021, 03:09 PM | #5567 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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02-19-2021, 01:33 PM | #5568 |
Braindead
Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
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04-22-2021, 11:35 PM | #5569 |
Braindead
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I hate it when I drink so much that I black out and am extremely hungover the next day. I'm not even able to remember enjoying being drunk and am stuck with feeling even more miserable than usual.
God, I miss having access to weed. God, I wish that stolen referendum had passed. |
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04-23-2021, 01:47 AM | #5570 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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That sucks. Weed is so much gentler that alcohol. Other than the irritability (which can get bad mind u) theres nothing about a weed hangover i can’t fix with coffee and couple kegel taints, stretchers etc
But yeah boozeahol. Shit man that’s hard drugs |
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04-23-2021, 01:47 AM | #5571 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Remember having that crushing hangover where your head is exploding, your barfing and sweating, but cold and u hate your flesh, but maybe even worse there’s that supernaturla depression/shame of like (at least for me) “how could i do this 2myswlf”
Anyway ywah |
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04-23-2021, 01:56 AM | #5572 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,746
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And even if u have the opportunity/chance to do so, u can’t sleep with a headache or hangover like that. U gotta just barf it out, sweat and moan. Atone for your greedy slurps!
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04-23-2021, 02:31 AM | #5573 | ||
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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pretty fucked up |
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04-23-2021, 03:03 AM | #5574 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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at least I actually had a shower though, mirite?
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04-25-2021, 09:30 PM | #5575 |
Ownz
Posts: 905
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ate 12g of mush in 24 hrs in the woods. phew. i think i pretty well inoculated myself. ready to exist again
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05-04-2021, 08:26 AM | #5576 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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whip your dick out in a parking lot?
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05-09-2021, 11:38 AM | #5577 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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I recently developed a sort of allergy to alcohol...not in the traditional sense, but it has been causing severe flare ups of a chronic health issue I have. Guess my weekly glass or two of wine during my Sunday show is not to be!
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05-09-2021, 11:43 AM | #5578 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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The last drink I had was on New Year's Eve. Not that I was a super regular drinker, but I liked having the option. Getting old.
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05-09-2021, 08:30 PM | #5579 |
Ownz
Posts: 905
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havent had a drink in 6 weeks longest i been before was 6 weeks
moral of the story is i want to take more shrooms |
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05-09-2021, 09:08 PM | #5580 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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be the change
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