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05-25-2017, 03:47 AM | #1 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Julian, porn CONNOISSEUR
truly the best poster of all time. if he only made a few posts a year, I'd be happy.
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05-25-2017, 03:55 AM | #2 |
Immortal
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I heard he might come around soon.
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05-25-2017, 03:57 AM | #3 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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that warms the cum crusts around my heart.
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05-25-2017, 07:25 PM | #4 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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post your porn here until he returns
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05-25-2017, 08:11 PM | #5 |
Socialphobic
Location: halifax
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i'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but 1-800-BUY-SEATS was one of the best posters of all-time.
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05-25-2017, 08:23 PM | #6 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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05-25-2017, 09:13 PM | #7 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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05-25-2017, 11:53 PM | #8 |
Immortal
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he said just now over cb radio chat tonight "CUNT CANT REMEMBER EMAIL INTERWEB REGISTRY ADDRESS INVALID".
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05-26-2017, 12:24 AM | #9 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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what's up noyen
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05-26-2017, 01:00 AM | #10 |
Immortal
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Hey yo!!! living it up! I see yr struggling too why is life so ugh? I am pumped for this weekend tho. 1 more day of work. 3 day weekend. I have a sensory deprivation tank float right after work at 6 and I'll bike home. Then I'll get high. I don't have any clear plans. I need to move! I can't afford where I live at all anymore. Im in a right bad spot. Apartment are hard to find. Roommates have not been pleasant always. Even that is hard. I found a general doctor finally I see next month. Between all my specialist I have it's fucked I haven't had primary care for like 2 years now. Fucked town. My job is hard. I am struggling with shit.
I might (I should if I'm a good friend) work with my friend Alex who has a Guatemalan food truck, he needs help three weekenda on a Saturday night and I'm gonna do it cuz he was the first person I made friends with in Eugene. So yeah I want to learn too, since I want to run my own or partner with him on a taco truck. I also am planning on saving to buy shipping containers to build a house cabin out somewhere and build a place. I have some other ideas but money is stopping me from all my plans. And stress. Anxiety. Depression. Oh to be manic depressive. |
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05-26-2017, 01:08 AM | #11 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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I'm okay I just am having problems because my therapist has been gone a lot and I only have one class one day a week and the rest of it I need to self-start (my honors thesis and studying for the GRE) and instead I've started sleeping until 5pm and not getting anything done. I do work usually from 6-1pm on Sat and Sun and recently one more day so there's that but today I did nothing school related.
After all these years I had some breakthroughs recently in therapy but I'm also stressed because I am going to be moving for grad school most likely so I feel like I must get some more stuff processed in the next year. But my symptoms are better, dissociative symptoms anyway. I've been missing taking my meds pretty often which is so fucking stupid but I do this sometimes. I've been forgetting like 2-4x per week to take my morning stuff which is basically cymbalta and wellbutrin which are also the most stimulating meds I take which is probably not helping with the sleeping thing. I also am upset about my weight, I am such an unbelievable fatass and whenever I get any kind of chest twinge at all I am afraid I'm having a heart attack, same thing whenever I have any breathing issue no matter how slight I feel like I'm going to choke to death (I have asthma), like I think "this is it this is how I die"... this is not normal |
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05-26-2017, 01:27 AM | #12 | |
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Oh and I'm putting out music! I started a tape (cassette lol) label and so far 3 things. To get out this summer I'm stoked and I will be playing shows and also travelling to Portland and Seattle by train to see mogwai! Do you walk or get out at all? I walk to work which had been a big change and I left my car in salt lake. I walk a out 2 or 3 miles average a day and on weekends even more. I went from sedentary lifestyle to 60 miles a month it's made me lose so much weight. And I stopped drinking and have tried to not emotional eat. It's hard though. Don't beat yourself up seriously though. Stop that. It's useless. Do what makes you happy and feel happy. And I know it feels terrible I don't even take my own advice I am miserable garbage. |
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05-27-2017, 12:34 AM | #13 |
Ownz
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DID SOME BODY SAY HAM PEAS CORN HAM? FUCK MY MAN CLIT WITH A COFFEE TABLE I HAVE REALLY NOT MISSED THIS HELLSCAPE BECAUSR IM IN LOVE WITH MYSELF NOW. I USED TO LOVE HYPERBOOBS AND PERKYASS AND SOFT TENDER SWEET BITCHES BUT NOW ITS ABOUT ME AND MY BUS.
I IMAGINATE THAT MY FANS OUT THERE WHO KNOW ME AS A SWEET HANDSOME MAN ARE IN FOR A SHOCK. LIFE UPDATE !!!!! MY MOM IS DEAD. THANK GOD FOR THAT. WHERE IS PRINCESS FAIRY AND BLACK MAMBA I WANT SOME INTERSEX 2NITE. I WANT TO CARESS SOMEONE LUBRICATED WITH MY WORDS. I WANT TO INSERT MY HATE INSIDE A PIE SHELL AN. THROW IT IN A COWS FACE AND EMASCULATE MY MAN SAUCE JIZZUMING 3 FEET IN THE AIR ARCHING OVER SOFAS AND CHINA AND PRECIOIS COLLECTIBLE DOLLS IN MY DEAD MOTHERS COLLECTION. ITS HARD TO CLEAN IT TAKES A LOT OF LYSOL. AND IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIED JERKING THE HAM STAND WITH HOT CHEETO DUST ON YOUR NUBS THEN YOU KNOW HOW THE PEEN HOLE CAN BURN LIKE LAVA. GOT TO DO THE HAM DANCE, WORKING THIS WEEKEND TO AFFORD AN ESCORT NEXT WEEK PLEASE GOFUNDMELYLIFE NOW. |
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05-27-2017, 12:44 AM | #14 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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Technology has gotten better in these few years of your absence, Julian. There's like otherwise undetectable hydrophobic sprays you can put on the trinkets so the cum shears right off
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05-28-2017, 05:55 AM | #15 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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just wanna say thank u to this poster
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05-28-2017, 10:20 AM | #16 |
Ownz
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IN HIGH ESTEEM.I HOLD THEE HOT.MILF LACTATING REALITY COUPLE PISS RECTAL PROLAPSE LOBE BEANS CANNED WHOLESALE NAKED CUM FACIAL EYETORTURE MONTELDS MONTEIT HELP DISABLED LAWSON CONVICTED MEAT CLOSET MICROPENIS INSTRUCTION VIDEO EMACHINE COMPATIBLE NO UPGRADEE FREE PORN INTERNET WEB LADIES BOOB NIPPLE SKIN BUS HAPPY JOYOUS LEGAL YOUNG NUBILE SKIN NAUGHTY NO MOMS AROUND MOMS MILF LACTATING DOUBLE PENETRATION CLIT HAMMER UTAH RETURN MISSIONARY LDS BROWSER ANIMATION 3D TABOO FINGERING BUTTSEX SWEATPANTS LONELY MAN VAGINA PUSSY LOVE MUSCLE CUNT FLAPPY RED SWOLLEN BATHING SUIT AREA WARM TINGLES SPECIAL PURPOSE ERECT
I NEED A NEW MODULE FOR MY.EMACHINE BECAUSR I TRIED TO COPY AND THEN PASTE THAT AS MY SEARCH TERM.BECAUSE IT IS SCHEDULED.TIME.FOR.ME.TO LOOK.AT PORN. SORRY MISTAKES HAPPEN! |
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05-30-2017, 10:05 AM | #17 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Wow it's Julian so great to see you!
I have a question what's the best starting pron for a growing boy, asking for my 12-year-old grandson, he's been intersted in pron every since he discovered the innernette but is very intimidated he's so young and there's just so much to see, yknow As a bonafide expert and connoisseur what kinda pronsites you recommend p.s. He's very shy of girls maybe it mans he is gay?? |
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05-30-2017, 10:19 AM | #18 |
Ownz
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THATS TOO YOUNG I DIDNT KNIW WHAT FISTING WASZ UNTIK I WAS 34. I THINK YIUR GRANDSO.N SHOUKD WAIT UNTIK HE IS 35 LIKE I WISH I DJD.
PS I REXXOMAND FOR ADUKTS.THE FANCY WIRLD OF GOOGLE AFTER DARK AND UNDER A BLANKET OR.THIXK JACKET. |
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