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11-04-2019, 02:15 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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Rad things to shout while wiping ass
"Ocupado!"
This works great when somebody knocks on the bathroom door. The fact that it's in Spanish conveys that you have a lighthearted sense of humour. Unless you are Spanish. In which case, it conveys that you are Spanish. "AAAGGHHSH!" This works great when you have hemorrhoids. |
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11-04-2019, 04:02 PM | #2 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Speaking Spanish does not make one automatically Spanish.
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11-04-2019, 05:00 PM | #3 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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WAH WAH WAH
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11-04-2019, 05:59 PM | #4 |
Socialphobic
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oh, i'm a STINKY little man!
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11-04-2019, 06:21 PM | #5 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I just stomp my foot in response to a door knock, or just speak English to say 'I'm in here'. Speaking English conveys I am serious or just that I am English, I guess.
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11-04-2019, 06:22 PM | #6 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-04-2019, 09:07 PM | #7 |
Minion of Satan
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When they knock i go
“Rrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhalmost!!!!” Usually they don’t wait around til im done, but if they do u know you’ve found a tru heart of gold, try to make friends for life with that special one |
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11-04-2019, 09:23 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
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11-04-2019, 10:19 PM | #9 |
Braindead
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"Who does Number 2 work for?"
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11-05-2019, 10:29 AM | #10 |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
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Usually it's just "Nononononononononononono" in an increasingly distressed voice
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11-05-2019, 10:49 AM | #11 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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"Oh, God, yes!"
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11-05-2019, 04:53 PM | #12 |
Braindead
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11-05-2019, 06:27 PM | #13 |
Minion of Satan
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i haven't been wiped like that since motherfucking law school, baby!
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11-06-2019, 10:01 AM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
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11-06-2019, 10:13 AM | #15 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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I never wipe so I have no frame of reference for any of this.
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11-06-2019, 10:13 AM | #16 |
real estate cowboy
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Speaking Spanish does not make one automatically Spanish!
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11-06-2019, 10:27 AM | #17 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-06-2019, 11:24 AM | #18 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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I have my man servant simply tongue the area clean. He should be thankful for the job.
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11-06-2019, 11:28 AM | #19 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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“Tongue it thoroughly, Baxter,” I tell him. “Tongue the baba ghanoush out of the steel wool. Thaaaat’s right.”
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11-06-2019, 01:01 PM | #20 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-06-2019, 05:07 PM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
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11-06-2019, 05:15 PM | #22 |
Minion of Satan
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11-06-2019, 06:39 PM | #23 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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11-06-2019, 11:09 PM | #24 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-07-2019, 03:37 AM | #25 |
Braindead
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spread dem cheeks boi
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11-07-2019, 07:36 AM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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