My 70 year old cousin just called me drunk.

Catherine Wheel · 01-03-2015, 01:14 AM

I ended up having like a three hour conversation with him. It got really deep and philosophical at times.

MyOneAndOnly · 01-03-2015, 01:15 AM

Fuck off you cunt

Catherine Wheel · 01-03-2015, 01:30 AM

Basically it was him using a lot of profanity while telling me that I'm wasting my time and that I need to fulfill all my potential and have kids and keep the family genes / bloodline going.

slunken · 01-03-2015, 01:33 AM

slunken · 01-03-2015, 01:34 AM

think of how many of the wordlds problems have been solved in a bar probably all of them or none of them i bet

slunken · 01-03-2015, 01:35 AM

do you think this would be more hurtful coming from a seven year old?

Lucky Day Spa · 01-03-2015, 04:18 AM

no, drunk seven year olds are very soulful apparently

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-03-2015, 05:54 AM

ITT WE DIVIDE THINGS BY TEN
GO

slunken · 01-03-2015, 02:01 PM

$4 is an excellent price for a blowjob

Mals Marola · 01-03-2015, 04:29 PM

how does one go about having a 70-year-old cousin if they are (presumably) under the age of 40?

The exploding boy · 01-03-2015, 07:44 PM

It's possible. I believe there's at lest a 25 years difference between my oldest uncle and youngest aunt on my dad side. If you start young...

My dad does have 17 siblings...

Though i don't think my oldest cousin hs more than maybe 18 years on me. But if uncles had started having kids young there could be a much wider gap.

Let's say you have grandparents that had children in their teens and have children like 20 years apart. Then some of their children had kids in their teens too... it's a rare occurance but totally possible.

The exploding boy · 01-03-2015, 07:47 PM

God the internet is creepy... I found my family tree and it tells me i guess there's only 20 years difference between my oldest uncle and youngest aunt... and my oldest cousin is just 16 years older than me.

however my oldest cousin has 27 years on my youngest cousin...

Elphenor · 01-03-2015, 07:49 PM

I have a friend who's my age who now has a newborn sister and it's like ewwww gross

Elijah Moon · 01-03-2015, 07:50 PM

I've got a cousin who used to be younger than me by three years but now he's quite a bit older than me

Order 66 · 01-03-2015, 07:52 PM

not as bad as finding out your family were british loyalists then slave traders then confederate loyalists who had to exile in lousiana. not that thats my bloodline no

The exploding boy · 01-03-2015, 08:01 PM

I'm annoyed that i can't trace back my dad's side far enough to know when we were british (because my last name is a frenchisized english name). I can only go back to like the early 1800's which isn't very far. On my mom's side i can track back to early 1600's, when my ancestors were still in France. In fact on my mom's side we're all french or french canadian as far as i can go except one great great great irish grandmother. I'm definitely very north american and very far back... my ancestors were early settlers. On my mom's side anyway.

Elphenor · 01-03-2015, 08:02 PM

I think it's a weird thing to care about.

Elphenor · 01-03-2015, 08:04 PM

If you trace it far enough back, your relative was an ameba

The exploding boy · 01-03-2015, 08:12 PM

Oh wow.... There's been more info added since last time i checked some years back. I tracked back to 1757 and to when we were apparently last english speaking. One David Miller the 1st...from the USA! (well this was before the revolution war...so not quite the USA yet) He married a french canadian in Montreal, first child in 1784. He would have been 18 when the revolutionary war started...i wonder if he moved for this reason...might have been a royalist. I wish i could track back to Britain but this is as far as i ever was able to go on my dad's side.

The exploding boy · 01-03-2015, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I think it's a weird thing to care about.

I care about history and its fun to see where your bloodline fit in. In the end it doesn't affect anything but its neat to know i think. Like i wouldnt give a shit if my ancestors were murderers or dickheads, nothing to do with me, but interesting to know nonetheless. I'm actually right now quite thrilled I finally know when we last where english speaking.

The exploding boy · 01-03-2015, 08:18 PM

This is my great great grandfather on my dad's side...never seen a pic of anyone before my grand dad until now. born 1859

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb....e/16772-02.jpg

Looks like a real friendly guy doesnt he!?

yeah i know no one care...

reprise85 · 10:28 PM

i can only get back until the late 1800s. basically i can only get info if they came to america, so they had to be alive in the early 1900s. my great grandparents, basically. some of them. i think i was able to find one great-great

from latvia, austria and romania

the only info i really have is from arriving ship records and some census records. nothing from europe

The exploding boy · 01-04-2015, 12:47 AM

I found something someone from my maternal grandmother's family has written online about my great and great great great grandafther on that side. It's from an uncle of my mom, they owned (still own actually) a sawmill that still operates in my hometown, the sawmill was bought in the late 1800's, there's a story about how my great great grandfather in his later years running the mill would spend the winters (a dead season for the mill) with his feet on the stove carving shit out of wood for entertainment and whenever visitors would come by (like neighboring farmers or woodcutters dropping their loads) he was known to say things like "I bet my horse is stronger than yours" which would then lead to an impromptu competition. I just thought it was a funny image.

Old man reclining on chair, feet on stove, carving a piece of wood with a knife
Door opens, a man walks in. Silence.
Old man throws a glance out the window at the visitor's horse
"That your horse out there?"
"Yup"
Old man scoffs...resumes carving
"i betcha ma horse is stronger than yours".
....silence...exchanged glares...eyes narrow
"Oh yeah?"
"ayup..."
"well, why don't we find out, old man"

In those days, you had to make your own entertainment i guess

The exploding boy · 01-04-2015, 12:47 AM

and shut up this is a CW thread....

slunken · 01-04-2015, 02:11 AM

post-horse

Catherine Wheel · 01-04-2015, 05:04 AM

My cousins two kids ( one of whom I went to high school with) are both adopted. And last night when we were talking he was stressing how important it was for me to live up to all my potential because he and I have this genetic connection that he doesn't have with his own kids. And I think it's also because I'm the only Roberts left. I don't have any brothers or sisters and none of the other Roberts had kids. So it all comes down to me.

SlingeroGuitaro · 01-04-2015, 05:24 AM

i opened this thread thinking he called you A drunk.

Trotskilicious · 01-04-2015, 06:52 AM

oh well n/m

slunken · 01-04-2015, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlingeroGuitaro

i opened this thread thinking he called you A drunk.

I just now realized he didnt

yo soy el mejor · 01-05-2015, 09:15 PM

my great grandfather was a gardener by trade (from a consensus) and i think that's just so darling.

01-03-2015, 01:14 AM	#1
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	My 70 year old cousin just called me drunk. I ended up having like a three hour conversation with him. It got really deep and philosophical at times.

01-03-2015, 10:21 PM	#22
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	i can only get back until the late 1800s. basically i can only get info if they came to america, so they had to be alive in the early 1900s. my great grandparents, basically. some of them. i think i was able to find one great-great from latvia, austria and romania the only info i really have is from arriving ship records and some census records. nothing from europe Last edited by reprise85 : 01-03-2015 at 10:28 PM.

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MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,882	Fuck off you cunt

01-03-2015, 01:30 AM	#3
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	Basically it was him using a lot of profanity while telling me that I'm wasting my time and that I need to fulfill all my potential and have kids and keep the family genes / bloodline going.

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slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	think of how many of the wordlds problems have been solved in a bar probably all of them or none of them i bet

01-03-2015, 01:35 AM	#6
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	do you think this would be more hurtful coming from a seven year old?

01-03-2015, 04:18 AM	#7
Lucky Day Spa mirrar quit netphoria Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud Posts: 2,271	no, drunk seven year olds are very soulful apparently

01-03-2015, 05:54 AM	#8
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	ITT WE DIVIDE THINGS BY TEN GO

01-03-2015, 02:01 PM	#9
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	$4 is an excellent price for a blowjob

01-03-2015, 04:29 PM	#10
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	how does one go about having a 70-year-old cousin if they are (presumably) under the age of 40?

01-03-2015, 07:44 PM	#11
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	It's possible. I believe there's at lest a 25 years difference between my oldest uncle and youngest aunt on my dad side. If you start young... My dad does have 17 siblings... Though i don't think my oldest cousin hs more than maybe 18 years on me. But if uncles had started having kids young there could be a much wider gap. Let's say you have grandparents that had children in their teens and have children like 20 years apart. Then some of their children had kids in their teens too... it's a rare occurance but totally possible.

01-03-2015, 07:47 PM	#12
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	God the internet is creepy... I found my family tree and it tells me i guess there's only 20 years difference between my oldest uncle and youngest aunt... and my oldest cousin is just 16 years older than me. however my oldest cousin has 27 years on my youngest cousin...

01-03-2015, 07:49 PM	#13
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I have a friend who's my age who now has a newborn sister and it's like ewwww gross

01-03-2015, 07:50 PM	#14
Elijah Moon Apocalyptic Poster Location: some broken utopia Posts: 2,067	I've got a cousin who used to be younger than me by three years but now he's quite a bit older than me

01-03-2015, 07:52 PM	#15
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,831	not as bad as finding out your family were british loyalists then slave traders then confederate loyalists who had to exile in lousiana. not that thats my bloodline no

01-03-2015, 08:01 PM	#16
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	I'm annoyed that i can't trace back my dad's side far enough to know when we were british (because my last name is a frenchisized english name). I can only go back to like the early 1800's which isn't very far. On my mom's side i can track back to early 1600's, when my ancestors were still in France. In fact on my mom's side we're all french or french canadian as far as i can go except one great great great irish grandmother. I'm definitely very north american and very far back... my ancestors were early settlers. On my mom's side anyway.

01-03-2015, 08:02 PM	#17
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I think it's a weird thing to care about.

01-03-2015, 08:04 PM	#18
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	If you trace it far enough back, your relative was an ameba

01-03-2015, 08:12 PM	#19
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	Oh wow.... There's been more info added since last time i checked some years back. I tracked back to 1757 and to when we were apparently last english speaking. One David Miller the 1st...from the USA! (well this was before the revolution war...so not quite the USA yet) He married a french canadian in Montreal, first child in 1784. He would have been 18 when the revolutionary war started...i wonder if he moved for this reason...might have been a royalist. I wish i could track back to Britain but this is as far as i ever was able to go on my dad's side.

01-03-2015, 08:18 PM	#21
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	This is my great great grandfather on my dad's side...never seen a pic of anyone before my grand dad until now. born 1859 http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb....e/16772-02.jpg Looks like a real friendly guy doesnt he!? yeah i know no one care...

01-04-2015, 12:47 AM	#23
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	I found something someone from my maternal grandmother's family has written online about my great and great great great grandafther on that side. It's from an uncle of my mom, they owned (still own actually) a sawmill that still operates in my hometown, the sawmill was bought in the late 1800's, there's a story about how my great great grandfather in his later years running the mill would spend the winters (a dead season for the mill) with his feet on the stove carving shit out of wood for entertainment and whenever visitors would come by (like neighboring farmers or woodcutters dropping their loads) he was known to say things like "I bet my horse is stronger than yours" which would then lead to an impromptu competition. I just thought it was a funny image. Old man reclining on chair, feet on stove, carving a piece of wood with a knife Door opens, a man walks in. Silence. Old man throws a glance out the window at the visitor's horse "That your horse out there?" "Yup" Old man scoffs...resumes carving "i betcha ma horse is stronger than yours". ....silence...exchanged glares...eyes narrow "Oh yeah?" "ayup..." "well, why don't we find out, old man" In those days, you had to make your own entertainment i guess

01-04-2015, 02:11 AM	#25
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	post-horse

01-04-2015, 05:04 AM	#26
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	My cousins two kids ( one of whom I went to high school with) are both adopted. And last night when we were talking he was stressing how important it was for me to live up to all my potential because he and I have this genetic connection that he doesn't have with his own kids. And I think it's also because I'm the only Roberts left. I don't have any brothers or sisters and none of the other Roberts had kids. So it all comes down to me.

01-04-2015, 05:24 AM	#27
SlingeroGuitaro Starbucks addicted minion Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue Posts: 6,629	i opened this thread thinking he called you A drunk.

01-04-2015, 06:52 AM	#28
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	oh well n/m

01-05-2015, 09:15 PM	#30
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	my great grandfather was a gardener by trade (from a consensus) and i think that's just so darling.