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Old 12-23-2020, 12:36 AM   #1
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Question I just received my first dose of the Pfizer-BioNTech Covid-19 vaccine Ask me anything


 
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Old 12-23-2020, 12:39 AM   #2
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is the bill gates tracking chip working?

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 12:48 AM   #3
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is the bill gates tracking chip working?
I don't know if it's working, but I definitely felt it burrow deeper into my muscle after the injection.

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 12:54 AM   #4
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i would let them inject a whole macbook pro if it would end this shit

any noticeable side effects? heard one comment that its wise to plan to rest for a day after first injection

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 12:56 AM   #5
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can i drink your blood

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 12:57 AM   #6
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any noticeable side effects? heard one comment that its wise to plan to rest for a day after first injection
The injection site is just a little sore, and I'm extremely tired right now. I didn't sleep well last night, so I can't be sure that the fatigue is being caused by the vaccination. I will update tomorrow. I'm hoping I have some really trippy dreams tonight.

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 12:57 AM   #7
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Yes, you may.

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 12:59 AM   #8
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Despite decades of data that says otherwise, i still hear people every year say they got a mild flu from the flu vaccine. So I suspect that there are going to be lots of wild tales for this vaccine, especially with the anti vax nuts running rampant

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 01:01 AM   #9
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i hope you have a nice mellow trip

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 03:09 AM   #10
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What happens if the vaccine strengthens your immune system too much and makes you too powerful? How can we ever hope to defeat you?

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 03:47 AM   #11
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Old 12-23-2020, 04:31 AM   #12
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why did you get the vaccine already?
do you have autism now?

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 07:59 AM   #13
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why did you get the vaccine already?
do you have autism now?
Double autism surely.

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 08:53 AM   #14
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he's only received the first dose.
so i'm not sure why you'd end up with the double autism conclusion.

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 03:30 PM   #15
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Is your body producing firefly luciferase yet? Are you glowing?

Why do you hate freedom and Jesus?

Why don't you just take vitamin D, zinc, and hydroxychloroquine? On 98.9 in Wisconsin they had a doctor on who speaks for the medical community and said that the Board of Pharmacy aka "they", the globalists, are suppressing HCQ in order to institute globalism aka the ability to buy bananas for $0.89 at the Wisconsin Speedway in December.

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 04:05 PM   #16
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he's only received the first dose.
so i'm not sure why you'd end up with the double autism conclusion.
he already had autism which is why he took the first dose. now he has double autism from the first dose.



when he takes the second dose he will have triple autism.

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 04:28 PM   #17
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By October 5th I had received both doses of the Pfizer vaccine (initial and booster.)

What they say is true -- IF you are going to have a little bit of the noticeable immune reaction, the booster is more intense than the initial injection. I reacted to both. Each lasted about 2.5 days. By the late evening both left me feeling as though someone had run up and sucker bunched the shit out of my bicep (location of the injection site--it's intramuscular), leaving that entire area of my arm intensely sore and stiff for a few days. It is so pronounced you'd swear that you must have a massive purple and black bruise covering your upper arm...but you'd be lucky to find the minuscule red dot demarcating the site of injection. Even a few minutes after the injection you start to feel this kind of...tingling warmth...pulsating through the interior of your upper harm as things begin to stiffen up ever so slightly. It's hard to describe. But the injection itself was done so quickly and gently I barely even felt a prick.

The generalized effects of the first injection took longer to come on (I really only started to notice it the following day, and just as I was in the chair receiving dental work unfortunately...I felt like total hammered shit afterwards) than the booster. By the night of the booster, I was laying in bed thinking, "WTF...either this is the vaccine kicking in or I just came down with COVID." Fatigue, malaise, headache, muscle weakness, tender points and hypersensitivity all over my body, soreness and aching radiating from the injection site into my cervical spine, fever chills...from having worked for a number of years with disability clients, I think I got a taste of what it actually feels like when someone is suffering through a flare up of fibromyalgia.

However, other than the lingering arm stiffness, all the other symptoms seemed to vanish after a good night's sleep following the second day. I continue to feel absolutely fine!

I DO suspect that side effects such as these are a little more frequent than reported, however. I say this because in the particular trial in which I am participating there is no specific or formal mechanism for reporting side effects (the reporting mechanism in place is for COVID related symptoms only)...I had to take the initiative to call up the clinical research site and report them myself. They did say that a number of other participants had reported feeling similar effects to mine.

Another caveat to this is that my body tends to be overly sensitive and reactive to pretty much everything. Even asprin tends to give me a bit of a tingly head. So you may well not feel anything!

 
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were you in the clinical trials?

 
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Old 12-23-2020, 05:13 PM   #19
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he already had autism which is why he took the first dose. now he has double autism from the first dose.



when he takes the second dose he will have triple autism.
Nah, he'll have quadruple.

It's exponential, not geometric.

 
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Old 12-24-2020, 04:42 AM   #20
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why did you get the vaccine already?
do you have autism now?
I work in a human repair shop.

I spent the entire day counting train cars as they rolled by.

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What happens if the vaccine strengthens your immune system too much and makes you too powerful? How can we ever hope to defeat you?
Cut the head off. It's the only way.

 
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Old 12-24-2020, 04:47 AM   #21
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My arm still hurts a little, and I slept a lot today, otherwise I have nothing unusual to report.

 
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Old 12-24-2020, 08:05 AM   #22
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he already had autism which is why he took the first dose. now he has double autism from the first dose.



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Nah, he'll have quadruple.

It's exponential, not geometric.
thank you both for explaining that.

if it's exponential, though, why does it go from single to double autism after the first jab?

 
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Old 12-24-2020, 10:20 AM   #23
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the exponential function only activates after the second jab.


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Old 12-24-2020, 10:25 AM   #24
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thanks, foolf. you are so learned.

 
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Old 12-24-2020, 10:32 AM   #25
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i'm humbled by my service

 
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Old 12-24-2020, 03:40 PM   #26
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And here I thought the answer would be something stupid, like "two is twice one."

 
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Old 12-24-2020, 03:50 PM   #27
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It's OK. All of you make mistakes.


That's why I'm here: to patiently point them out and correct you.

 
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Old 12-24-2020, 04:00 PM   #28
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Thank you.

Also, I said "geometric" when I meant "arithmetic. I am not a math person.

 
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Old 12-27-2020, 04:30 PM   #29
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My arm still hurts a little, and I slept a lot today, otherwise I have nothing unusual to report.
Yikes, you got the vaccine already? Definitely some unanswered questions with this MRNA technology.

I was reading the FDA report regarding the Pzizer vaccine and it says something along the lines of "it's unclear whether the vaccine will lead to susceptibility to other unrelated viruses, especially as immunity wears off". And it goes on to say it's something that will have to be monitored as the vaccine is rolled out.

So essentially, anyone who's taking the vaccine already is treating themselves as something of a guinea pig.

 
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Old 12-27-2020, 04:44 PM   #30
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Yikes, you got the vaccine already? Definitely some unanswered questions with this MRNA technology.

I was reading the FDA report regarding the Pzizer vaccine and it says something along the lines of "it's unclear whether the vaccine will lead to susceptibility to other unrelated viruses, especially as immunity wears off". And it goes on to say it's something that will have to be monitored as the vaccine is rolled out.

So essentially, anyone who's taking the vaccine already is treating themselves as something of a guinea pig.
i think you're reading more into it than necessary. All that means is that they haven't satisfied those specific questions in the trial. If this was a "normal" study they would do multiple rounds more.

It's highly unlikely, though, that it would leave anyone susceptible to other illnesses.

But they have to say those things.

 
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