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Old 02-15-2020, 08:32 PM   #31
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I usually order the deconstructed Protein Connoisseur's with an atmosphere of Himalayan liquid nitrogen.

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 04:25 AM   #32
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Old 02-16-2020, 10:16 AM   #33
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My favorite pastry expression is "pie in the horse"

We're a trustworthy brood

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 11:27 AM   #34
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had someone ask for a slice of "Za"

absolutely disgusting

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 12:25 PM   #35
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lol pie

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 12:58 PM   #36
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i do like pie but I'm not much of a sweet tooth.

Red peppers in everything.

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 01:18 PM   #37
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do any of you put cobbler and quiche in the same category as pie? (a panini is a sandwich, no?)

there weren't a lot of pies in neighborhood growing up. a diner called norma's had some but they were always behind glass and i thought they looked cool, but not necessarily appetizing. a friend in 3rd grade also brought meringue pie to school for a project and that's when i learned you could whip eggs like that.

the first pie i really ate was when i made a pumpkin pie in my teens. i really only like pumpkin, variations of pecan, and chocolate pies.

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 01:56 PM   #38
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the answer to the question posed is no. and I don't even really like deserts or sweet stuff

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 01:57 PM   #39
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savory pies are a whole other galaxy which I will not touch on today, thank you

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 02:39 PM   #40
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do any of you put cobbler and quiche in the same category as pie? (a panini is a sandwich, no?)

there weren't a lot of pies in neighborhood growing up. a diner called norma's had some but they were always behind glass and i thought they looked cool, but not necessarily appetizing. a friend in 3rd grade also brought meringue pie to school for a project and that's when i learned you could whip eggs like that.

the first pie i really ate was when i made a pumpkin pie in my teens. i really only like pumpkin, variations of pecan, and chocolate pies.
cobbler is sweet; quiche is savory

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 05:28 PM   #41
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lasagna is a sandwich

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 05:43 PM   #42
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joy division is metal

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 05:44 PM   #43
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Old 02-16-2020, 05:47 PM   #44
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certainly they're heavier than anything else ya like

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 05:47 PM   #45
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is a calzone a sandwich? do sandwiches have to be open on all edges?

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 05:48 PM   #46
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bread and a filling

like lasagna

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 06:01 PM   #47
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Old 02-16-2020, 06:44 PM   #48
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Does being a filling surrounded by bread make schnitzel a sandwich, too?

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 06:45 PM   #49
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Then again, the extent to which said filling is surrounded might push things into wrap terrain.

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 08:51 PM   #50
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cobbler is sweet; quiche is savory
you're not adding much here. pie can be both and have you ever seen a pie, cobbler, and quiche next to one another? well, i have. and in some cases pie and cobblers are nearly identical! this is why i mentioned that pie is to cobbler and quiche as sandwich is to panini. keep up, son!

you don't need to mansplain food to me.

 
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Old 02-16-2020, 11:31 PM   #51
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If anybody tells me I'm getting a pie and it doesn't turn out to be a single-serve steak and cheese as pictured, you can guarantee I'm going to kick off.



P.S. The image (taken from Google) was shot from the lip of a volcano (Mount Eden) because we're kvlt as down here (in Auckland) and I dare you to fuck with the baked goods (e.g. pies) of a people that are totally at peace with the prospect of very suddenly becoming completely submerged in lava (or magma in the event that we are somehow transplanted from the surface to beneath some sort of qualifying tectonic threshold).

 
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Old 02-17-2020, 09:21 AM   #52
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I was watching The Great British Bake-Off and they had this challenge to make American-style pies, and all the contestants and judges were like "I've never had an American pie I wanted to eat again"

I won't even tell you what grotesqueries they came up with in imitation

The British and their cardamom and treacle and passionfruit curd, and they fucking dare to shit on like an honest apple pie

The war was never truly over

Anyway the answer to the question is no


 
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Old 02-17-2020, 10:23 AM   #53
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Pie's fine & all but i'm not going out of my way to procure one

For that matter, I don't expect or ask to be trusted, either!

 
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