Friday/Saturday drunk or otherwise thread

[FoolofaTook]

I had less than a gram. It was just a fine.

[Ram27]

fuckin hell

i was drinking beer and had to do 16 hours of community service, and pay $300

[FoolofaTook]

I was on parole in a homeless shelter. The cop gave me a break.

Also it happened in Benton Harbor. Weed is a joke in the hood.

[reprise85]

'gave you a break' by giving you a ticket fuck him

[FoolofaTook]

I had a pipe and weed in three separate bags. He could have done a lot worse.

[FoolofaTook]

No you are right. He could have just confiscated it and sent me on my way. And it was after this that I started getting in trouble for dirty urine drops. Did over two months in jail for smoking weed.

Yeah. Fuck him.

[ilikeplanets]

That really sucks

[Ram27]

99.999% of the timeline of this planet, no one would give a fuck if you were smoking a certain kind of plant

unfortunately we live in a shitty time period

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah I wish I was a triceratops.

[Ram27]

same

[FoolofaTook]

Were they really green? I shall enquire of Google.

[FoolofaTook]

Yes. It is a fact: they were green.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Yeah I wish I was a triceratops.

I almost woke up the house laughing

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by Ram27

99.999% of the timeline of this planet, no one would give a fuck if you were smoking a certain kind of plant

unfortunately we live in a shitty time period

Internet vs laws about weed.......cue Tina Belcher uhhhhhhhhhh

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Ram27

99.999% of the timeline of this planet, no one would give a fuck if you were smoking a certain kind of plant

unfortunately we live in a shitty time period

more like 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999%

[FoolofaTook]

Age of Earth 4.5 billion years.

Weed has been illegal for 92 years. Lol.

[toase]

age of weed 420 years

[redbreegull]

Going on a date with another woman from Bumble tomorrow. I stopped responding to her after I got involved with socialist weed poly jew girl, but she let it sit for awhile and then messaged me again, a really un-smooth attempt at a joke about generating body heat to keep warm or something. So I figured she was actually interested and maybe I should meet up with her. Socialist girl and I already decided we aren't interested in a label or exclusivity right now, but I am feeling stressed about going on a date when I just started dating someone else. Is this wrong? Am I a bad bad person? What if I like the new woman (let's call her Russian-speaking girl cause she speaks Russian) a lot? At what point do I tell her I am seeing someone else too? How does this work?

[Ram27]

if you're into that whole 'seeing multiple people' trip it's fine

honestly i've always hated that; if i got one girl i'd be over the moon, let alone two

[redbreegull]

I'm pretty well versed in seeing multiple people at once, just not casually

[ilikeplanets]

i'd tell her right away, don't get caught lying

[ilikeplanets]

never know what she'll be into, either

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

i'd tell her right away, don't get caught lying

really? tell her I am seeing other people on the first date? this is a serious question I really don't know how to date around

[buzzard]

Is it enough to simply register awareness of the enviable dilemma you've portrayed or were you actually looking for some sort of advice?

[ilikeplanets]

yes really, it will help you both know where you stand and if you want to be exclusive you can have that conversation when it's relevant. better than giving the impression that you're not dating anyone else and her finding out (it's easier than you think). and she might even be into polyamory or non-exclusivity and that would be even better. these things only work with communication and honesty

[ilikeplanets]

if you didn't want a genuine answer then sorry i bought into it. i have dated multiple people enough times to feel some sort of compulsion to respond earnestly

[redbreegull]

my profile specifically says not looking for something serious so I don't feel I am misrepresenting myself, but I also don't want to lead anyone on or anything like that if they have an expectation of exclusivity. I definitely had no intention of trying to make Russian girl think I was being exclusive to her while seeing someone else or anything like that

and yes I am asking for serious advice, all my experience with multiple partners has been in relationship type scenarios, not just dating multiple people

but I'm pretty sure it's normal to date around, right?

[ilikeplanets]

a profile doesn't mean shit, to a lot of people. i'd just be straight up to reiterate but do what you think is best

[ilikeplanets]

it's not a dick move, really. it's more mature than hurting her feelings accidentally

[buzzard]

Imagine telling somebody that, while still in the planning stages of your maiden outing, you're pursuing them exclusively.

Surely it's the sane default for the unattached to live as such.