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Old 06-09-2018, 05:23 PM   #1
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Default I am in the train with a certain breed of assholes

I feel the hate boiling up. Might act on it later, best to not keep it all inside.

 
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:37 PM   #2
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details!!

 
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:37 PM   #3
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video!?!

 
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:42 PM   #4
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I'm on a train
And there's no one at the helm
And there's a demon in my brain
Starts to overwhelm

 
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:50 PM   #5
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First things first, i'm the realest

 
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:54 PM   #6
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Just crank some SOLARA bro!

 
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:55 PM   #7
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I have a pic, will post later

 
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:56 PM   #8
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I'm on a bus between the train station and the festival and bus driver is testing his sound system faarrrrr too loudly

 
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Old 06-09-2018, 08:01 PM   #9
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Going off the rails on a crazy train.

 
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Old 06-09-2018, 10:51 PM   #10
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you can't breed via the asshole

 
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Old 06-10-2018, 01:29 AM   #11
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But it’s fun to try.

 
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Old 06-10-2018, 01:30 AM   #12
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There's that can-do attitude

 
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:11 AM   #13
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this thread has been massive clickbait so far

 
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:52 AM   #14
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this thread has been massive clickbait so far
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Old 06-10-2018, 05:33 AM   #15
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I have a pic, will post later
fortunately it is Sunday, the day to do it!

 
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Old 06-10-2018, 05:45 AM   #16
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i'm on a train
i can't complain

 
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Old 06-10-2018, 07:05 AM   #17
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Old 06-10-2018, 07:15 AM   #18
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how long were you on this train with this certain breed of assholes?

 
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:38 PM   #19
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SMASHINGJJ REVEALS WHAT HAPPENED ON A TRAIN
REPLY TO THIS NETPHORIA (C) MESSAGE BOARD THREAD AND DISCOVER WHAT SMASHINGJJ WAS WHINING ABOUT

 
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:40 PM   #20
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how long were you on this train with this certain breed of assholes?
just between 's Hertogenbosch and Tilburg, so 15 mins

it was some white dude with an enormous hat where he presumably hid his dreadlocks

and he called something 'dope' with his Brabant accent

 
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:40 PM   #21
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that was enough for me to be absolutely FURIOUS and make a topic about it on netphoria!

 
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Old 06-10-2018, 06:40 PM   #22
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Describe Breitbart accent.

Is it similar to fuzzspeak?

 
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Old 06-11-2018, 03:59 AM   #23
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NP: Narcolepsy

 
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Old 06-11-2018, 04:05 AM   #24
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I'm on a train
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Always thought the lyric was "starts to ho-whoa-whoa-wo-wo-wo"

I'm crushed

 
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Old 06-11-2018, 04:57 AM   #25
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:01 PM   #26
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you can't breed via the asshole
I've been trying hard to breed with my handpussy lately and I'm full of hope it will be successful tonight.

 
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Old 06-14-2018, 04:10 AM   #27
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handanus

 
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Old 06-14-2018, 11:41 AM   #28
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that's heinous!

 
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Old 06-14-2018, 10:16 PM   #29
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that's anus!

 
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