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Old 10-04-2009, 02:59 AM   #1
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Default boarder most likely to win in a drunken brawl

dogfighter vs duovamp
brady vs yo soy el mejor
whatcolor vs nimrods son
sppunk vs andyslash
montelds vs publicious clodius
mariner vs Jzeroman
Cigarski vs ol couch ass
trotskillicious vs ravenguy2000
starla vs charmbag
i'm hardcore vs eulogy
hnibos vs caine walker
mo vs sonic johnny
thaniel buckner vs sickbadthing
barden vs smashingjj
cork_soaker vs Luke de spa
ohnoit'sbonnie vs ella
slunken vs elvis the fat years

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:02 AM   #2
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bold are the ones i'd think would win

dogfighter vs duovamp
brady vs yo soy el mejor
whatcolor vs nimrods son
sppunk vs andyslash
montelds vs publicious clodius
mariner vs Jzeroman
Cigarski vs ol couch ass
trotskillicious vs ravenguy2000
starla vs charmbag
i'm hardcore vs eulogy
hnibos vs caine walker
mo vs sonic johnny
thaniel buckner vs sickbadthing
barden vs smashingjj
cork_soaker vs Luke de spa
ohnoit'sbonnie vs ella
slunken vs elvis the fat years

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:05 AM   #3
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too easy

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:06 AM   #4
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mariner vs Jzeroman
Drunken brawl on land, or drunken brawl at sea?

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:08 AM   #5
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dogfighter vs duovamp DUO
brady vs yo soy el mejor ****
whatcolor vs nimrods son WHAT COLOR
sppunk vs andyslash ANDY GASH
montelds vs publicious clodius PUBLIUS
mariner vs Jzeroman JACZEROMAN
Cigarski vs ol couch ass OCA
trotskillicious vs ravenguy2000 TROTS, RAVENGUY COULDN'T HURT A FLY
starla vs charmbag CHARMBAG AND I'LL FUCK U UPS TARLT IF U LAY A FINGER ON HER
i'm hardcore vs eulogy HARDCORE
hnibos vs caine walker CAINE WALKER HE IS SO STRONG
mo vs sonic johnny SONIC JOHNNY,. WOULD LOVE TO SEE MO GET TEH SHIT BEATEN OUT OF HIM.
thaniel buckner vs sickbadthing SBT
barden vs smashingjj BARDEN UNFORTUNATELY
cork_soaker vs Luke de spa CORK SOAK
ohnoit'sbonnie vs ella FUCK HER UP, BONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HER!!!!!!!
slunken vs elvis the fat years EVLIS

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:11 AM   #6
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uh.. nimrod would wipe the floor with me

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:14 AM   #7
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i think i could masturbate to the idea of joeri smashing barden's limbs with his bass guitar

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:24 AM   #8
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uh.. nimrod would wipe the floor with me
are you kidding me?

you've clearly developed muscles in the past several years

nimrod has just been eating cheetos and drinking beer. you got man-size, quickness, and ain irreplacable spontanoues aggression that would stun him.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:30 AM   #9
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Gee whillickers, wHATcOLOR!!

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:51 AM   #10
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dogfighter vs duovamp - duo
brady vs yo soy el mejor - brades
whatcolor vs nimrods son - wc might be in better shape, but I think Nim has more experience, Nim
sppunk vs andyslash - eyesight wins the day
montelds vs publicious clodius - publicious

I lost interest after that, seemed like draws or mismatches.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:13 AM   #11
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I would win that fight, then have enough leftover testosterone to drink a beer then beat your ass, dean_r_koontz.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:34 AM   #12
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why do people have so much trouble with my name

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:38 AM   #13
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Because your name is an idiot.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:07 AM   #14
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even though i'm a little more than miffed i was not included in this,
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dogfighter < duovamp
brady < yo soy el mejor
whatcolor > nimrods son
sppunk < andyslash
montelds < publicious clodius
mariner < Jzeroman
Cigarski < ol couch ass
trotskillicious > ravenguy2000
starla > charmbag
i'm hardcore > eulogy
hnibos vs caine walker [no clue, don't remember much about hnibos' appearance/personality]
mo vs sonic johnny [ditto for sonic johnny]
thaniel buckner < sickbadthing
barden vs smashingjj [don't know enough about smashingjj]
cork_soaker > Luke de spa
ohnoit'sbonnie vs ella [don't care]
slunken vs elvis the fat years [don't know enough about slunken]

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:14 AM   #15
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Because your name is an idiot.
he is so not >:[

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:28 AM   #16
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Ella is a lot shorter and more sedimentary than me. I think I got this in the bag

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:55 AM   #17
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Oh I forgot this was a drunken brawl. Well I can't really hold my liquor yet so maybe Ella would get a blow in or two

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 07:22 AM   #18
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bunny :}}

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:00 AM   #19
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I don't know about physicality, but trots probably drinks more than i plus he's meaner

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:18 AM   #20
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i'm sure a drunken brawl between mo and i would be an utter anticlimax.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:03 AM   #21
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i think the mariner/jczeroman fight would be the top bill

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:08 AM   #22
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nah, i'm keen for the hardcore/eulogy round.

doesn't Barden always talk about how he gets in biffs all the time? would be funny to see jj whoop him

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:43 AM   #23
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Yeah, Tom would kick my ass, no doubt about it.
But I think I could take some punches before going down.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:45 AM   #24
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bold are the ones i'd think would win

dogfighter vs duovamp
brady vs yo soy el mejor
whatcolor vs nimrods son
sppunk vs andyslash
montelds vs publicious clodius
mariner vs Jzeroman
Cigarski vs ol couch ass
trotskillicious vs ravenguy2000
starla vs charmbag
i'm hardcore vs eulogy
hnibos vs caine walker
mo vs sonic johnny
thaniel buckner vs sickbadthing
barden vs smashingjj
cork_soaker vs Luke de spa
ohnoit'sbonnie vs ella
slunken vs elvis the fat years
id say this is correct but i havent seen slunken and maybe hes a badass. also, maybe monte > publius since alex is a lover, not a fighter.

caine walker and i might start making love towards the end.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:52 AM   #25
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Yeah, Tom would kick my ass, no doubt about it.
But I think I could take some punches before going down.
what? no i meant it'd be like watching mr burns fight smithers. no respectable blows landed from either side and a lot of paranoid flinching

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:09 PM   #26
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Oh I forgot this was a drunken brawl. Well I can't really hold my liquor yet so maybe Ella would get a blow in or two
if she slips a few shrooms in there and transcends you're fucked

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:11 PM   #27
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i would whoop the shit out of hnibos.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:18 PM   #28
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isn't i'm hardcore a pretty little guy? i think i could take him.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:22 PM   #29
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dogfighter vs duovamp
brady vs yo soy el mejor
whatcolor vs nimrods son
sppunk vs andyslash
montelds vs publicious clodius
mariner vs Jzeroman
Cigarski vs ol couch ass
trotskillicious vs ravenguy2000
starla vs charmbag
i'm hardcore vs eulogy
hnibos vs caine walker
mo vs sonic johnny
thaniel buckner vs sickbadthing
barden vs smashingjj
cork_soaker vs Luke de spa
ohnoit'sbonnie vs ella
slunken vs elvis the fat years

Bold = who I think would win. Choices are in no way a reflection of who i prefer as a person/boarder but are instead a cold and calculated analysis. Some tie breakers were decided on who I think would be willing to get dirty (dirt in eyes, small joint manipulation) if the shit hit the fan.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:56 PM   #30
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We should set this up tournament style.

 
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