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Old 02-17-2018, 02:19 PM   #481
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Old 02-17-2018, 03:44 PM   #482
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There's no shame in smoking out of a weed can. Nor a potato for that matter.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 04:16 PM   #483
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Boil 'em, mash 'em, smoke 'em like a pipe.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 05:57 PM   #484
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It was tough fashioning a pipe out of a tater. Had to use a screwdriver.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 07:37 PM   #485
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I did mine in two nights you've had four fuckin weeks
Yeah, because you only work part time and live on your moms futon. Some of us have to work for a living. And when I kick back online and relax, I don't feel like fussing about with a guitar (to those who'll say "well you have time to sit on Netphoria!").

I just gotta add percussion and tweak the vocals though. So hold your horses... I know you're a snowflake who like other millennials expects everything instantly, but that's not the way the world works.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 07:43 PM   #486
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this has been going on so fucking long, NOW I'M THE ONE WHO WANTS TO MAKE A SONG
Do it!

I don't want anyone to let my lack of caring about this stop anyone else from having a good time and making music.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 07:45 PM   #487
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RBG, you'll get the song, It'll drop within the next week...

But why don't we up the anti a little bit? Fuck this small peanuts shit. Let's have a little guitar off shall we? That's where the real bragging rights reside as far as I'm concerned. You're such a little music know-it-all, you should have no problems beating me in a guitar show down, right?

Come on dawg, do you accept my challenge? Or do you not have the balls? Cause I'll record a guitar off in one day, easy...

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 07:57 PM   #488
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Wouldn't it be wiser to meet the initial challenge before you decide to up the ante?

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 08:04 PM   #489
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Also, wouldn't upping the anti anty ante mean increasing the scale of what the loser of the challenge has to give up? I'm no gambling addict though so what do I know.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 08:52 PM   #490
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RBG, you'll get the song, It'll drop within the next week...

But why don't we up the anti a little bit? Fuck this small peanuts shit. Let's have a little guitar off shall we? That's where the real bragging rights reside as far as I'm concerned. You're such a little music know-it-all, you should have no problems beating me in a guitar show down, right?

Come on dawg, do you accept my challenge? Or do you not have the balls? Cause I'll record a guitar off in one day, easy...
the original deal was a rap battle and that the loser would leave voluntarily. we've been inserting handicaps left and right to make it easier for you to lose gracefully and now you want a whole new deal? you're no darth vader


 
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Old 02-17-2018, 09:03 PM   #491
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Old 02-17-2018, 09:56 PM   #492
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UP THE ANTI


LOLOLOLOL

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 09:57 PM   #493
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Fuzzy your something else.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:20 PM   #494
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Yeah, people who dropped out of the educational system sometimes misspell words... It's hilarious

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:27 PM   #495
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RBG, you'll get the song, It'll drop within the next week...

But why don't we up the anti a little bit? Fuck this small peanuts shit. Let's have a little guitar off shall we? That's where the real bragging rights reside as far as I'm concerned. You're such a little music know-it-all, you should have no problems beating me in a guitar show down, right?

Come on dawg, do you accept my challenge? Or do you not have the balls? Cause I'll record a guitar off in one day, easy...
OH
HELL
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:27 PM   #496
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*MOB CHANT*

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:29 PM   #497
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netphoria needs a shred guitar duel

the cheesier the better

do you think you can play better than Michael-fucken-angelo Bates?



LET'S SEE WHO CAN BE MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO'S RIGHT HAND AND WHO CAN BE HIS LEFT HAND

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:29 PM   #498
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the original deal was a rap battle and that the loser would leave voluntarily. we've been inserting handicaps left and right to make it easier for you to lose gracefully and now you want a whole new deal? you're no darth vader

Have you gone mad? i never said I'd leave voluntarily.

The truth is, I just don't feel the same internal inspiration (or hatred) that you feel for me. I'll make something cool and all, but there's no benefit for me to do it... I'm a proud man, so I'll accept a challenge, but it's hard to find inspiration to write about what I find to be a sad man... I'm a sad man too... But that's why I empathize with you... So it's not easy for me to try and set out to humiliate you... It's just not in my spiritual DNA...

A track will drop within the week. It's not a great retaliation. It's musically way better than your "production".... But I just can't be as hateful and negative as you seem to enjoy being.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:30 PM   #499
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searching for neoclassical backing track with programmed drums right now

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:32 PM   #500
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There's no shame in smoking out of a weed can. Nor a potato for that matter.
but to get back to the topic at hand, i've smoked out of an apple.
which in hebrew is called 'apple of the earth', if taken literally.
take that to mean what you want.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:34 PM   #501
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netphoria needs a shred guitar duel

the cheesier the better

do you think you can play better than Michael-fucken-angelo Bates?



LET'S SEE WHO CAN BE MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO'S RIGHT HAND AND WHO CAN BE HIS LEFT HAND
Lmao... I remember seeing this with my bassist when we were 16... That was fun... His prissy sister was always around giving us a hard time when we were practicing. I'd later grow close with her years later in adulthood and we shared a special bond... She dropped dead from heroin use 2 years ago... I had no idea she was even messing with that shit when I found out. It brings tears to my eyes to think about

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:36 PM   #502
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*MOB CHANT*
FUCKING EH!

Lets do it RBG...

I'll plug in and record something in 30 minutes if we're doing a guitar duel... If you'll agree to it, I'll post first.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:37 PM   #503
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Edit: B0lly, I think the clip I saw was a different one. I'm pretty sure it was the same dude though... Did he used to have big blonde hair metal hair?

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:37 PM   #504
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do you use terminology like 'drop dead' because the tears in your eyes make it difficult to see the keyboard?

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:39 PM   #505
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Teh B0llz apples are the way to go if you're smoking out of a fruit. Bottom makes a great bowl. Best if you use a little aluminum foil otherwise you might get embers in your throat.

Fuzzy fuck it just do a solo or a punk rock song or something. or maybe a ballad since you have so little hate to utilize.

 
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:41 PM   #506
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do you use terminology like 'drop dead' because the tears in your eyes make it difficult to see the keyboard?

"Dropped dead" would be describing her passing lightly... Believe me.

Why sugar coat shit man? I've gone through some fucked up shit in my life... May as well just say it as it is.

 
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but to get back to the topic at hand, i've smoked out of an apple.
which in hebrew is called 'apple of the earth', if taken literally.
take that to mean what you want.
i have also done this, and smoked out of a jalapeno. yum!!

 
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Old 02-18-2018, 01:16 AM   #509
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Pears can be utilized as well.

Sigh who knows when I will smoke again. Probably around the Second Coming, or when Fuzzu finishes his rap (never).

 
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Old 02-18-2018, 03:52 AM   #510
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What even is going on here anymore.

 
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