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08-04-2021, 04:23 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I just got published
I mean it's really lame and ghostwritten but still feels really good.
Hopefully it rides the SDA indie groundswell to national bestseller status. Then I can buy gallons of tincture and a herd of cats. |
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08-04-2021, 04:24 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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sorry about the anal sex comments last night
haven't been that blind drunk in years. ended up in a russian sailor's house lol. he had four cats and a black dog and his sister fed me raw nuts and nectarines so it was cool. |
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08-04-2021, 04:32 AM
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Braindead
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I like this story already
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08-04-2021, 04:37 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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also i dropped my headphones and broke them. so i walked to batumi and bought a new pair. then i somehow lost them in the madness.
Now, I'm praying to Jesus to heal the broken headphones! |
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08-04-2021, 04:38 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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08-04-2021, 07:22 AM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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Ah that’s great! Hearty congrats
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08-04-2021, 09:19 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Thanks. It was nice to hang out with humans again that aren't my mom.
They think COVID is a hoax invented by Gates and Soros so it wasn't all smooth sailing. |
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08-04-2021, 10:15 AM
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Braindead
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08-04-2021, 10:23 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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😂😂😂
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08-04-2021, 10:24 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I think that salty old fucker stole my headphones lol.
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08-04-2021, 11:22 AM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: andy dick NAKED
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08-04-2021, 11:38 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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hehe
it's all true tho which is amazing except the russian part. dude's georgian. but we communicate by him speaking russian and me serbian. russian sailor just sounded right. don't judge me!! |
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08-04-2021, 03:06 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
 
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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08-04-2021, 04:12 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: andy dick NAKED
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is this the book about the life & full exploits of Michael middlename Campbell?
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08-04-2021, 08:34 PM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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congrats! but the people want to know, how many times does the word senescent get misused?
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08-04-2021, 10:56 PM
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Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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Hooray, Took!
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08-05-2021, 02:33 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,216
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😎✌️
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08-05-2021, 02:40 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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08-05-2021, 02:46 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Wicked
Let me read that ass, where can i click it
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08-05-2021, 02:47 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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About sex, anal or otherwise So thanks for doing the Lords Own Dirty Deeds Done Dirt |
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08-05-2021, 06:09 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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The dude is totally avoiding me now! I knew it, he stole my headphones!!
Sailor my ass, this fucker's a pirate! |
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08-05-2021, 06:19 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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like a dumbass I forgot to lock my door. at 2 am, I am awakened by a man in nothing but his underwear, stupified with drink, crawling into my bed. i push this fucker out of bed and start yelling at him. he has no idea what's going on. finally he throws on a shirt and leaves. i chuckle to myself because i think its pretty funny. only an hour later (i couldn't sleep) do i realize that HE TOOK MY ALCEST SHIRT. my coolest Alcest shirt, the one with the sphinx. so I still think it's funny right. until the next morning. i figure out what room him and his buddies are staying in and go ask for my shirt. they act like they have no idea what's going on. so i leave to go talk to the front desk. when i come back, there's my shirt hanging from my door handle. so I go over to thank them for returning it. they get pissed, tell me I'm crazy and eventually start threatening to beat me up (there were four of them and they were B I G). anyways we made a bit of a commotion so the front desk worker came over and I felt embarrassed and that was that. lock your doors in georgia, you fool of a took!! |
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08-05-2021, 11:22 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: andy dick NAKED
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what's that got to do with ANAL ?
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08-05-2021, 11:50 PM
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Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
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Congrats!
What is it and where can I read it? |
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08-06-2021, 03:52 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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sorry 2 embarrass
 i'll let you know when flight of the megalothons gets published tho |
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08-06-2021, 08:22 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: andy dick NAKED
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you're an even bigger tease than your father
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08-06-2021, 08:29 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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08-06-2021, 02:52 PM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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penthouse letter to the editor?
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08-06-2021, 03:03 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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08-06-2021, 06:27 PM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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what is that music?
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