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Old 02-24-2020, 05:35 PM   #5281
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i never heard of people dying on the toilet

you've never heard of elvis?

 
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Old 02-24-2020, 05:48 PM   #5282
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Old 02-24-2020, 06:12 PM   #5283
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i don't recollect hearing of his death being on a toilet.
i guess in my country it must be a bit of a taboo?

 
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Old 02-24-2020, 07:46 PM   #5284
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All I know about Elvis is his trademark sandwich.

 
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Old 02-24-2020, 07:52 PM   #5285
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"at least he died doing what he loved..."
experiencing a fatal heart attack

 
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Old 02-25-2020, 07:11 AM   #5286
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At this point it's better to just go "at least they died".

 
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Old 02-25-2020, 07:11 AM   #5287
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Bury me six feet deep
Cover me in concrete
Turn me into a street

 
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Old 02-25-2020, 11:27 AM   #5288
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"...sitting on the can with the newspaper"

 
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Old 02-26-2020, 12:38 PM   #5289
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I had my first session with a new therapist today and apparently her husband is a huge SP fan. she brought up the WOCOAN commercial

so that's my life now

 
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Old 02-26-2020, 12:49 PM   #5290
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Is it snaketheblake?

 
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Old 02-26-2020, 01:05 PM   #5291
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Yes, I can confirm that "*************" is indeed Ram27s' life.

 
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Old 02-26-2020, 01:33 PM   #5292
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I had my first session with a new therapist today and apparently her husband is a huge SP fan. she brought up the WOCOAN commercial

so that's my life now

Run the f away.

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Old 02-26-2020, 02:21 PM   #5293
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I thought that was your thing?

 
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Old 02-26-2020, 03:08 PM   #5294
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Explain

 
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Old 02-26-2020, 03:32 PM   #5295
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k let's chat about it in discord

 
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Old 02-26-2020, 03:42 PM   #5296
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My self preservation subroutines prevent me from getting into a discord with other people.

 
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Old 02-26-2020, 03:49 PM   #5297
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In that case feel free to rejoin asap.

The rest of the "other people" are just my robot puppets. CW taught me well.

 
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Old 02-26-2020, 03:57 PM   #5298
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There is a higher probability of a positive outcome if you ask your father to join.

 
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Old 02-26-2020, 04:15 PM   #5299
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father schmather

 
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Old 03-05-2020, 07:13 PM   #5300
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well, here we are

 
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Old 03-05-2020, 07:14 PM   #5301
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Old 03-05-2020, 07:41 PM   #5302
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I had my first session with a new therapist today and apparently her husband is a huge SP fan. she brought up the WOCOAN commercial

so that's my life now
Man, I would be so stoked about that.

Sometimes I would run into my then-therapist at the goth club.

I still see him there sometimes. He dances as awkwardly as I do.

 
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Old 03-05-2020, 08:12 PM   #5303
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my therapist of 8 years is an italian lady with impeccable style. she always looks so nice, but not trendy or over-the-top--just so nice and at ease. we have some things in common in that we both like comedy and have had involvement with second city and like to read so she recommends me things. i wonder if part of being a good therapist is making the person sitting across you feel as if you like them, because, if that's the case, she is great.

when i leave chicago i think i'll miss her more than the skyline :[

 
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Old 03-05-2020, 08:41 PM   #5304
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being a good human is conductive to people liking you is probably the correlation there but i couldn't say

 
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Old 03-05-2020, 09:00 PM   #5305
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I know someone who made more enemies than friends by being a good human.

 
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Old 03-05-2020, 09:19 PM   #5306
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Who, Jesus?

 
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Old 03-05-2020, 09:20 PM   #5307
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Oh, no, you mean me of course. Duh.

Silly Took thought it was Jesus!

 
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Old 03-05-2020, 09:25 PM   #5308
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You don't have any enemies though.

 
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Old 03-05-2020, 09:36 PM   #5309
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Old 03-05-2020, 09:37 PM   #5310
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Team Machina, I swear enmity against you forever!!

 
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