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04-16-2009, 11:56 PM | #1 |
spanish harlem mona lisa
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shakira- don't bother
possibly the weirdest lyrics of all-time????
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity She's the greatest cook And she's fat free (fat free fat free fat free) She's been to private school And she speaks perfect French She's got the perfect friends Oh isn't she cool She practices Tai Chi She'd never lose her nerve She's more than you deserve She's just far better than me Hey, hey So don't bother I won't die of deception I promise you won't ever see me cry Don't feel sorry And don't bother I'll be fine But she's waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine So don't bother, be unkind I'm sure she doesn't know How to touch you like I would I beat her at that one good Don't you think so? She's almost six feet tall She must think I'm a flea I'm really a cat you see And it's not my last life at all Hey, hey So don't bother I won't die of deception I promise you won't ever see me cry Don't feel sorry Don't bother I'll be fine But she's waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine So don't bother, be unkind For you, I'd give up all I own And move to a communist country If you came with me, of course And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you And lose those pounds, and learn about football If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't So don't bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine Promise you won't ever see me cry(cry cry cry cry y y y y y) And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type Promise you won't ever see me cry y Don't bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine Promise you won't ever see me cry cry cry cry y y y And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type (Not your type, not your type, not your type) Promise you won't ever see me cry cry cry y y y y |
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04-17-2009, 12:24 AM | #2 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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That's why she belly dances.
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04-17-2009, 12:29 AM | #3 |
spanish harlem mona lisa
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her hips don't lie
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04-17-2009, 12:29 AM | #4 |
spanish harlem mona lisa
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fares' maybe do
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04-17-2009, 04:55 AM | #5 |
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I think it's partly because of her English. She thinks "decepción" means deception (not disappointment), etc.
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04-17-2009, 07:03 AM | #6 |
real estate cowboy
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they remind me of wesley willis lyrics
Batman got on my nerves He was running me amok He ridiculed me calling me a bum I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman thought he was bad He was a fucking asshole in the first place He got knocked to the floor I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor I got back up and knocked him to the floor He was being such a jackoff I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass |
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04-17-2009, 07:04 AM | #7 |
real estate cowboy
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actually they don't. but WW's are better
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04-17-2009, 11:00 PM | #8 |
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i sort of came
but not really it was half-hearted |
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