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Old 03-10-2018, 06:46 PM   #6691
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Sounds like someone forgot to pay the "convenience fee"...

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 07:05 PM   #6692
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You ever say something that comes out wrong, making you look like a prick?

The other day I was talking to some guy at the pub. He mentioned how he couldn't stay long or drink too much, because he had work that evening. I asked him what he does for work.

"I dispatch trucks."

"At least you're not driving them!"

The intent of the joke was "drunk dispatching isn't as dangerous as drunk driving, so at least you can still get drunk," but I realized that it sounded more like "Haha truck drivers are lowly peasants, amirite? *blows nose with $50 bill*"

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 07:37 PM   #6693
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he is a two dimensional air traffic controller

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 07:38 PM   #6694
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serious biniz

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 09:00 PM   #6695
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Our village has a single dirt road with no intersections, so it's actually one dimensional.

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 11:10 PM   #6696
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I was at the mall the the other day, and I swear to god I walked by a chick with a "Lit" wool cap.... She really looked like she could have came out of 2001. I was kicking myself after for not approaching her, but she wasn't really that good looking anyways... But still good looking enough for me.

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 11:12 PM   #6697
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This may sound insignificant... But think about it, I'm cruising through a shopping center, and there's a chick in 2018 proudly sporting a wool "Lit" stocking cap. If I had to set a wager with someone with odds on that happening, I'd place them at 100 000 to 1.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 03:04 AM   #6698
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how on earth can you even remotely calculate that? it may be rare that that specific thing would happen, but the odds that someone would do something that would attract you in the same way is much higher. either way, it's impossible to quantify the way you are, unless you have more information about the situation, such as population of people who go to that mall, how often on average people go to the mall, and the percentage of them that have lit hats. how you can be happy with pulling some number out of your ass, i'll never know.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:04 AM   #6699
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I was kicking myself after for not approaching her, but she wasn't really that good looking anyways... But still good looking enough for me.
you fucking idiot.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:05 AM   #6700
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This may sound insignificant... But think about it, I'm cruising through a shopping center, and there's a chick in 2018 proudly sporting a wool "Lit" stocking cap. If I had to set a wager with someone with odds on that happening, I'd place them at 100 000 to 1.
you fucking idiot.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:07 AM   #6701
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she wasn't really that good looking anyways... But still good looking enough for me.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:09 AM   #6702
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how generous of you, fuzzy.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:25 AM   #6703
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Back to normal business I see

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:30 AM   #6704
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Random guy at a party told me he wanted to make me in his The Sims game.

I couldn't help but think that was a setup for a bad Black Mirror episode.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:32 AM   #6705
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a man of his word

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:38 AM   #6706
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That's giving him a lot of credit.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:14 AM   #6707
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Random guy at a party told me he wanted to make me in his The Sims game.

I couldn't help but think that was a setup for a bad Black Mirror episode.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:25 AM   #6708
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I was at the mall the the other day, and I swear to god I walked by a chick with a "Lit" wool cap.... She really looked like she could have came out of 2001. I was kicking myself after for not approaching her, but she wasn't really that good looking anyways... But still good looking enough for me.
You are piece of shit

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:26 AM   #6709
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Once a month I unhide a fuzzy post to remind myself that putting him on ignore was a good decision

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:58 AM   #6710
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Random guy at a party told me he wanted to make me in his The Sims game.

I couldn't help but think that was a setup for a bad Black Mirror episode.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:59 AM   #6711
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I mean, I agree with him about being able to make a sim that looks like him (I know the struggle, I can't even get one to look like me, and I'm fairly generic), but after that is where it gets sadcringe.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:41 AM   #6712
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:42 AM   #6713
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I see lots of babes I want, but then I realize I'm too good looking for them so I walk away.

Yes.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:42 AM   #6714
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The I listen to Burzum's The Crying Orc.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:45 AM   #6715
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I mean, I agree with him about being able to make a sim that looks like him (I know the struggle, I can't even get one to look like me, and I'm fairly generic), but after that is where it gets sadcringe.
The sims creator is pretty limited when it comes to body types. it's a bummer. You can't even change height.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:45 AM   #6716
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:49 AM   #6717
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I wish I could listen to that but I don't want to traumatize my mom.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:51 AM   #6718
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That's denying metal it's only purpose in life (to annoy parents)

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:55 AM   #6719
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to transcend this mortal coil?

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 08:05 AM   #6720
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