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Old 10-03-2018, 02:50 PM   #61
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Is Phillis short for Philomena or something? I've never heard or even read the name Philomena before.
I knew a girl with than name and she went by Mena.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 03:04 PM   #62
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I knew a girl with than name and she went by Menapause.
interesting

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 03:28 PM   #63
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louisiana is the worst state

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Old 10-03-2018, 03:29 PM   #64
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alabama, mississippi, and florida make a strong case for worst states.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 03:31 PM   #65
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i see you guys have never been to michigan

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 03:35 PM   #66
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at least it gets cold there

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 03:41 PM   #67
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"Frankenstein!"

"Yeah I used to know his sister"

"His sister??"

"Yeah, Phillis".

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 05:06 PM   #68
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Wisconsin

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 05:08 PM   #69
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Philomena Clementina Corganina

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 07:03 PM   #70
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According to a site called "behind the name", Philomena is Greek and partly means "friend, lover".

It all makes sense.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:20 PM   #71
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I kinda think Philomena is uncomfortably close in sound and sight to phallus.

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 01:38 AM   #72
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I like the name a lot, tbh. It's fanciful and whimsical, but at the same time... actual names. Uncommon, old-fashioned names, but fairly tame. The perfect mix of pretentious, but somehow... shockingly normal? And not trendy. I'd liken it to Alanis' daughter, Onyx Solace.

The Chamberlin kids have super normal names and the Iha kids are basically named the Park Slope versions of Sophia and Aidan.

The worst part about the new kid is that her initials are PC. He'll call her PCC in all posts. Sine?

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 01:43 AM   #73
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I also like the name. It's much better than Auggustus Jupppiter

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:02 AM   #74
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Aside from the phallus thing though, Philomena and Clementine don't go well with Corgan, I don't reckon.

Hopefully she'll be Philomena Clementine Mendel because that actually does sound pretty good.

With a last name like Corgan I reckon you're better off doing what Conan O'Brien and his wife did - going with a traditional name or a famous namesake. Like Aine or Blanaid something.

But it does sound/look great with Mendel.

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:07 AM   #75
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Great age to be a new parent, in your 50s!!

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:16 AM   #76
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Sheesh yeah that is crazy

Dave Letterman tells some pretty morbid jokes about being an older Dad. Makes it seem pretty funny. I guess it's not so unusual for guys of that generation??

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 04:17 AM   #77
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Great age to be a new parent, in your 50s!!
I never thought Billy would have kids tbh, based on the level of distress his own childhood obviously caused him. He's said on IG that his only experience of family life came from 70's TV, and it's pretty obvious he's experiencing childhood for the first time alongside his own kids.

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:44 AM   #78
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Hopefully she'll be Philomena Clementine Mendel because that actually does sound pretty good.
I think Gregor will be a little too old for her

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:45 AM   #79
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Also, you really want three "men" in her name?

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:59 AM   #80
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I don't intend to have kids, but if I did, I'd probably also be one of those "weird name" parents.

I like names based on calendar dates and time, for some reason. September. Wednesday. Eve. December. I like Valentine, but even though it's a given name, it sounds better as a surname. Too bad you can't just give people surnames.

Other names I like are Celeste and Luna.

Then, I also like some normal names, like Madeleine and Molly.

None of these names go well with my Scottish last name, though. They'd provide for some pretty cumbersome full names.

I can't think of any boy names I really like.

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:17 AM   #81
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Not even Melchizedek?!?

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 10:58 AM   #82
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I'd liken it to Alanis' daughter, Onyx Solace.
Holy shit, I've never heard this

Pretty sure 420OnyxSolace69 no-scoped me in Call of Duty

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 11:17 AM   #83
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LOL

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:07 PM   #84
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I never thought Billy would have kids tbh, based on the level of distress his own childhood obviously caused him. He's said on IG that his only experience of family life came from 70's TV, and it's pretty obvious he's experiencing childhood for the first time alongside his own kids.
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:55 PM   #85
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Next one will be named Floppononius Phallusuvian Corgan.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 03:00 PM   #86
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Phil Lynott's mother's name is Philomena. We know Billy loves Thin Lizzy.

I like the name. Clementine as well.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 03:01 PM   #87
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Also wtf this came out of nowhere.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 03:19 PM   #88
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no actually it came out of airplane mode's womb

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 05:02 PM   #89
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Guys - clementyne or clementeen?

 
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Old 10-06-2018, 04:50 AM   #90
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I hope Billy has like 15 kids just so he comes up with more absurdly pretentious names. He's delving into Key & Peele East-West College Bowl territory with these names. Let's predict the next few, shall we?

Ozzy-Mandias Ganymede Corgan
Barbarella Apocalypto Corgan
Constantinople Appuleius Corgan
Barsoom Tablature Corgan
Cardassiana Hath-Set Corgan
Yaww Strange Corgan
Arepas Deschain Corgan
Taran Toola Corgan
Robespierre Vesuvius Corgan
Gingivitus Dimetrodon Corgan
Chandelier Perineum Corgan

 
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